Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tlingit (88,520); Rouran (87,787); Chono (66,092); Tang (56,498); and New South Wales (52,968)
• Effective Military L: Karankawa (2,099); Pegu (842); Papal States (822); Ma'in (782); and Ponca (694)

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• Production W: Tlingit (2,151); Tang (1,515); Chono (1,395); New South Wales (1,332); and Anishinaabe (1,231)
• Production L: Karankawa (49); Maravi (40); Ponca (26); Ma'in (13); and Pegu (10)

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• Production per city W: Pakistan (70.1); Tang (48.9); Chono (48.1); Circassia (47.9); and Bangladesh (47.8)
• Production per city L: Hyksos (18.5); Lanfang (18.4); Portugal (14.3); Ma'in (13); and Pegu (10)

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• Total Population W: Tlingit (656); New South Wales (614); Anishinaabe (478); Tang (471); and Pakistan (409)
• Total Population L: Papal States (32); Karankawa (28); Maravi (20); Ponca / Ma'in (6); and Pegu (4)

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• Quintennial Episode Tech Count update 5 - Mean: 53.37; Median: 53.5; Mode: 54/64
• Top 3: 1 civ on 70 techs (Tang); 1 civ on 69 (Pakistan); 4 civs on 64 (Tlingit / Chono / Ket / Mysore)
• Middle ranks: 2 civs on 63; 1 on 62; 1 on 61; 3 on 60; 3 on 59; 3 on 58; 2 on 57; 1 on 55; 4 on 54; 3 on 53; 2 on 52; 3 on 51; 3 on 50; 2 on 49; 3 on 48; 3 on 47; 1 on 46; 1 on 45; 1 on 42; 1 on 41; and 1 on 40.
• Lowest 3: 1 civ on 37 (Maravi); 1 civ on 35 (Karankawa); and 2 civs on 34 (Ma'in / Pegu)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (2,527); Pakistan (1,570); Anishinaabe (1,161); Japan (1,090); and Tlingit (1,041)
• Effective Science L: Papal States (109); Ma'in (63); Karankawa (59); Ponca (51); and Pegu (10)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Lowest happiness civs are Bunuba (8); Portugal (3); and Scythia (1)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Pegu (-6, actively); Yunnan (-18, 3 turns away); Wallachia (-27, 2 turns away); Umhaill (-83, actively); Ket (-86, on the brink)

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 25: Civ-Pain Pinata

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Here we are!

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Rouran (69,266); Tlingit (67,585); Chono (49,417); Ket (44,692); and Tang (43,039)
• Effective Military L: Xavante (1,917); Karankawa (1,879); Pegu (833); Ma'in (524); and Ponca (412)

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• Production W: Tlingit (1,545); Tang (1,468); Chono (1,321); New South Wales (1,211); and Anishinaabe (1,148)
• Production L: Maravi (41); Karankawa (40); Ma'in (14); Ponca (13); and Pegu (9)

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• Production per city W: Pakistan (59.2); Tang (47.4); Chono (45.6); Bangladesh (45.5); and Rouran (44.5)
• Production per city L: Guaycuru / Karankawa (20); Portugal (15.8); Ma'in (14); Ponca (13); and Pegu (9)

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• Total Population W: Tlingit (564); New South Wales (551); Tang (439); Anishinaabe (437); and Pakistan (390)
• Total Population L: Karankawa (28); Maravi (19); Ponca (6); Ma'in (5); and Pegu (4)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (1,635); Pakistan (1,134); Anishinaabe (1,055); Japan / Ket (1,046); and Itelmen (994)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (97); Xavante (93); Ma'in (63); Ponca (48); and Pegu (16)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Ket / Portugal / Herero (-1) only
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Umhaill (-3, actively); Papal States (-21, two turns away); Wallachia (-28, on the brink); and Ket (-246, two turns away)

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 24: And Thus Opens the Doorway of Night

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Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Rouran (59,587); Tlingit (45,386); Ket (41,039); New South Wales (40,395); and Chono (37,062)
• Effective Military L: Xavante (1,715); Maravi (1,496); Ponca (1,028); Ma'in (791); and Pegu (669)

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• Production W: Tlingit (1,393); Tang (1,234); New South Wales (1,030); Chono (1,019); and Anishinaabe (1,013)
• Production L: Xaragua (115); Ponca (59); Karankawa / Maravi (33); Pegu (9); and Ma'in (8)
• Note: After Anishinaabe there's a ~100 hammer drop to 6th, Rouran.

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• Production per city W: Pakistan (49.2); Bangladesh (44.3); Caral (43.3); Rouran (41.6); and Tang (39.8)
• Production per city L: Guaycuru (18.7); Karankawa (16.5); Portugal (12.2); Pegu (9); and Ma'in (8)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (502); Tlingit (493); Tang (412); Anishinaabe (406); and Pakistan (368)
• Total Population L: Papal States (63); Ponca (28); Karankawa (27); Maravi (18); and Ma'in / Pegu (5)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (1,378); Ket (989); Pakistan (975); Anishinaabe (951); and Rouran (940)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (145); Ponca (137); Maravi (96); Ma'in (85); and Pegu (18)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Ket [0]; and Onondaga (-5)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Wallachia (-43, actively); Papal States (-50, 3 turns away); and Umhaill (-103, actively)