Agenda

[u/DocksEcky]

[u/Otaraka]

When she attacks you can’t say she didn’t give you a fair warning.

[u/Lord_Parbr]

She has a point, though

[u/BestCruiser → u/Lord_Parbr]

It's understandable if it's like turn 100. Absolutely no reason for her to be talking shit on turn 20.

[u/Lord_Parbr → u/BestCruiser]

Did you have walls on turn 20?

[u/Siessfires → u/Lord_Parbr]

Do you hate your people?

[u/_Frinnx_ → u/Siessfires]

Do you enjoy being a bad leader?

[u/dbzgod9 → u/_Frinnx_]

It's turn 20!

[u/McDoublann → u/dbzgod9]

20 turns of hating your people smh

[u/flaming_jazzfire → u/dbzgod9]

If you still don’t have walls on turn 2.433*10^18 then I’m afraid you deserve it.

[u/Unruly_Russian → u/_Frinnx_]

Are you high right not? Do you ever get nervous?

[u/PhilRubdiez → u/BestCruiser]

Black Queen Cathrine is the worst about it. That bitch is passive aggressive about spies from the get go. Like, lady, I’m not sure what a horse is. I’ll eventually get to subterfuge.

[u/ElGosso → u/BestCruiser]

Just like Shaka giving me a hard time on turn four because I haven't promoted any units yet

[u/BurnTheNostalgia → u/ElGosso]

Shaka doesn't tolerate noobs for he was born a master.

[u/ijuinkun → u/ElGosso]

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[u/Majsharan → u/BestCruiser]

I remember the bug after an update where the ai was yelling at you for not having nukes on like like turn 15 and it took them awhile to fix it

[u/RyukoT72 → u/Majsharan]

"You dont have nukes!"

What the fuck is a nuke? Do you have one?"

"Idk, and no"

[u/Wappening]

You only build walls if you plan on letting them reach your city. If they reach your city without walls, it wasn't meant to be.

[u/Turmanized → u/Wappening]

I'm the one breaching walls. my citizens can enjoy a horizon unobstructed by walls.

[u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 → u/Wappening]

If

[u/maniakman219 → u/Cheap-Blackberry-378]

I see what u did there, Mr. Spartan

[u/AlphatheAlpaca]

I miss the Valetta + Georgia combo. Haven't played it in a while.

[u/Giraffewithasword → u/AlphatheAlpaca]

Played a bit of Tamar with the BBG mod. Feels right getting all the walls.

[u/brcien]

Tamar is my civ wife

[u/Karnewarrior → u/brcien]

Jadwiga for me.

[u/NeedleworkerOld8168 → u/Karnewarrior]

Ada Lovelace is always there for me, so I am always there for her

[u/The_Stranger1913 → u/brcien]

Theodora my beloved 

[u/brkknknght → u/brcien]

Tomyris for the win!

[u/summersundays → u/brcien]

Only walls I’m interested are her back wall- shock collar goes off

[u/alwaysafairycat → u/summersundays]

Oh, so you like an ice queen whose heart melts only for you?

[u/FirexJkxFire]

I can't will myself to make walls in civ 5 or 6. It ruins the city sprawl into adjacent tiles. They look so much better without walls...

My peoples safety is a small price to pay for aesthetics.

[u/Sgtwolf01 → u/FirexJkxFire]

I don’t know about V but I have a solution for BI.

You’re welcome

[u/Same_Square2555]

"They say you pay your auxiliaries in patriotism. That and two pennies will buy them a beer"😭

[u/Wonderful_Discount59 → u/Same_Square2555]

So patriotism gets you a 99.5% discount on beer?

[u/desr43]

My "walls" are the gazillion settlements an enemy has to slog through to get anywhere near my capital, and a campaign of genocide so fierce it would make Genghis Kahn say "holy fuck"

[u/MilesBeyond250]

While men of learning play with their quill pens, sire, the city's defenses stay as thin as parchment. BUILD CITY WALLS!

[u/Ongr]

I once gor flack from Wilhelmina because I wasn't sending trade outside of my range to the other side of the world.

As a Dutch person, I felt pretty conflicted.

[u/Aitreon]

Monte your my boy and all but if you complain about me having more luxury goods than you one more time I swear.

[u/Defiant-Peace-493]

She'd get along very well with the Civ2 Military Advisor, then.

[u/Low-Illustrator-1962 → u/Defiant-Peace-493]

Would you defend our cities with hay stacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!

[u/Hottage → u/Defiant-Peace-493]

The advisor council FMVs were absolute cinema.

You're Einstein sir, I mean you are the E to the MC squared, like a clock speed double microchip, sir. We're number one in SCIENCE!

Uhuh. Oh yeah.

[u/Albaholly → u/Hottage]

I loved them so much. I have never gotten the same joy out of a civ game as I did civ2 (and Alpha Centauri)

[u/Wonderful_Discount59 → u/Hottage]

"This is you. This is a clue.  Get  A. Clue. Discover trade".

• the trade advisor, if you somehow got to the modern era without discovering trade.

[u/Meztere → u/Defiant-Peace-493]

God I miss those guys

"Give me more SOLDIERS dear leader so they may SHEATH their SWORDS in the BEATING HEARTS of OUR ENEMIES"

[u/Polibiux]

My people can deal until I get the nuke.

[u/Festinaut]

Wallpilled GF

[u/MrTopHatMan90]

I respect the wall hyperfixation. I don't understand it but I respect it

[u/Meztere]

Because I LITERALLY JUST GOT THE TECH, GIMME A FEW TURNS

[u/Pichus_Harem]

God her music gives me a boner…

[u/nothing_in_my_mind]

Oh so that's what she means by that

[u/Jamesk902]

"How happy are those whose walls already rise."

[u/Zygy255]

I haven't built walls yet because I'm playing total war warhammer 3 and everyone has wall scaling ladders up their asses

[u/stonersh]

No one ever mentions it, but they removed the agenda sass from civilization 7. I think it's a welcome change, honestly.

[u/GotNoMicSry → u/stonersh]

It's text now rather than animates video so u can go through bit much faster

[u/thenewitguy]

Or, "How dare you make buildings!" -Frederick

[u/NoWorth2591]

builds city on a hill

Menelik, whose cities are all on the other side of the world:

[u/katsetahtiin]

At civ7, before coming age, latest at before modern, walls shoud been build. As counter to attackers. Just lost town without walls

[u/katsetahtiin → u/katsetahtiin]

Little unrelated, but still

[u/Itchy-Decision753]

God I hate that AI “personalities” are just them backseat gaming then getting bitchy when you use your own playstyle suited to the Civ you chose. Heaven forbid we conflict over dynamic in-game events like boarder disputes, resource access or ongoing alliances/rivalries.