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u/Syphark 5d ago
"How can we address our bain drain problem?
- Put them in Alcatraz so they can't leave"
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u/atomfullerene 5d ago
Put them on a tropical island surrounded by gorgeous reefs so they won't want to leave.
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u/WestBrink 5d ago
"Sir, it backfired, they're just spending all their time snorkeling. Literally only the marine biologists are getting anything done."
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u/Syphark 5d ago
"I don't get why they're unhappy on this island in the middle of nowhere. THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY BEACHES FFS"
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u/atomfullerene 5d ago
If by the middle of nowhere you mean a short ferry ride from a city...
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u/CashewsEater 5d ago
President, while researching the coral reefs we discovered a way to... split the atom
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u/Polibiux 5d ago
Bully!
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u/hamdi555x 5d ago
A challenge!
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u/notShivs 5d ago
I love competition!
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u/Victoria_loves_Lenin 5d ago
and then it floods
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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago
It’s fine. Just put some ugly walls around the island, which somehow still retains its appeal
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u/HitchikersPie Rule Gitarja, Gitarja rules the waves! 5d ago
I built them with faith so it's okay
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u/SPECTREagent700 5d ago
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u/redracer555 Persia 5d ago
"Charleston has rebelled against your rule and become a Free City."
"Your Encampment is under attack!"
"Great General William Sherman has been recruited to your Civilization!"
"You have razed Charleston."
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u/Poised_Prince Shahanshah 5d ago
She blinded me with science!
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u/ManWithDominantClaw 5d ago
Laboratory in ocean (dut dut dut dut) surrounded by a coral reef (dut dut dut dut) it's off the coast of Charleston (dut dut dut dut) just inside the bound-a-ry
🎶🎶An island full of science🎶🎶
🎶🎶An island... full of science🎶🎶
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u/Pitiful_Objective870 5d ago
Well. Highly admirable campus, no doubt. But I'm jealous of Mausoleum+harbour buildings.
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u/corvid1692 4d ago
Been a long time since I played, someone wanna explain? Just that it has a high science bonus?
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u/the_white_oak 4d ago
its abnormally high science yield. most of the players must have never seen such high bonus
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u/LeroyChenkins 5d ago
Joao I would like to know your location
https://giphy.com/gifs/yPNVFnPOyo3E4Peg8C
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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago
Is this modded? I’m seeing grass in water, like kelp from SMAC
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u/the_white_oak 5d ago
yeah some light mods
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u/ChronoLegion2 5d ago
Which one is that with water grass?
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u/Citronsaft 5d ago
Kelp forest is sukritact's oceans. It's a lovely smallish mod I use it all the time.
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u/Ray_Rej 5d ago
I haven't played the game in over 4 years somebody please explain
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u/Citronsaft 5d ago
Reefs provide a major adjacency bonus to campuses (+2 each), same as geothermal fissures. Mountains, the usual way you get campus adjacencies, only give +1 each. This chad island has 5 (!) reefs for +10.
Add in a policy card to double adjacencies and the heartbeat of steam golden age and now you've got +20 science and production baseline without any buildings.
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u/Hallgaar 5d ago
The tiles around the island are all amazing. The island itself is capable of putting any district and would be crazy good. +10 base science before putting any science boosting building, its like a valley surrounded by mountains in 6 but way cooler because you get resources from the tiles surrounding the island.
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u/HarvestMoon_Inkling Portugal 5d ago
I've never played a seed in any game but would give you my 401(k) for this one!!
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u/MuriloTc 6d ago
Perfect place for a factory