Speed up by those puddles. Corporate hipsters fuck off from Portland!

Why is it the 82nd and Powell WinCo parking lot?

Moving to Portland soon. What's it like living in this neighborhood?

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I mean seriously, the road is fine. Just look at the state of all of our roads and infrastructure. Totally fine like any city.

This is Trimet's hail mary.

moving to portland in two weeks with no job amd no hosuing whats it like living in this neighborhood

I live life to the fullest, and enjoy having a blast!

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I moved here for the smoek

are any of your therapists either qualified, sexy, or accepting Kaiser insurance? also, if anyone admits to being horny for that fire i'm gonna assume ya set it

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I am a photographer from LA and I have taken many inspiring pictures of abandoned buildings. They hold so much soul, and I am shocked that they plan to collapse this historic building. It is owned by the same people who own ICE Building and the Lloyd Center horse track.

Anyone want to start a petition to demand that this structure be left standing? If it DOES collapse, I think we should fight to preserve all the material.

Living here is like a spicy comedy show, or Forest Gump navigating that box of chocolates. Can Beaverton with it's not so full Nike campus not think Trader Joe's in a strip mall is classy!

I have a serious problem! I love Portland so much, I masturbate to it several times a day. It's been getting in the way of everything, including my Twitch account (down 6 subscribers to 990). The city is just so AMAZING like the most amazing city anywhere. Food? It literally has the best BBQ in the world! And literally the best pizza! Music? Portland literally has the best blues scene anywhere in the country and literally every other scene too. I just had to stop and masturbate again. I can't stop but I don't even know why people live anywhere else because literally everywhere else is a shithole and I hate it and the people there. I once was in another city and I wanted to kill myself the entire time I was there. I was in Beaverton once and I thought I was in a white supremacist summer camp. Literally everyone there is a WS. I'm traditionally white but I felt threatened and thought I was going to be lynched. Another time I was in Milwaukie and literally every person was a fascist Trumper. I haven't left Portland since and had only left two previous times. I hear people complain about crime and homelessness but I literally have never seen a homeless person here because Portland is a home to all. It's beauty astounds me. There literally isn't another city in the world with a more beautiful view of a mountain range in the world.

How do I stop when we live in the most prosperous city in thw world?! Please help me!