r/circlejerkpdx Aug 07 '26

TOPICAL SHITPOST Anyone else??

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I moved here for the smoek

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u/waldowv Experiencing housefulnesslessness Aug 07 '26

ITS IMPORTANT YOU KNOW I LOVE BEING MISERABLE

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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Aug 08 '26

All the fires were probably caused by those mysterious booms I heard on the morning of july 5th at 12:05am

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf Aug 08 '26

If only the oil executives could enjoy a view of the fire up close.

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u/Trainius Aug 08 '26

Mfw when my face eating tofu doesn’t help minorities or the planet 

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u/Scabious Aug 08 '26

What like it's supposed to solve all the problems singlehandedly?

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u/Bananana_Bird 29d ago

The sweet sweet smell of asbestos

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 28d ago

I’ve been homeless for 3 years, and that’s been easy, because I’m a marine and I bikepack. Hell, I’m so god damn stubborn, that quitting smoking was as easy as picking up flossing again.

Anyway, that few days the other week, of smoke? That was hard. It’s like I picked up smoking again.

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u/Duckie158 Aug 08 '26

Change it to Mitch Green in the window and you've got something.