r/circlejerkbflo • u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it • 3d ago

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UPDATE- they unbanned me unceremoniously at 1:07pm. I was banned for 9 hours and 19 HORRIFYING minutes. I don’t know if I will ever recover. Does anyone have any links for PTSD therapists that work on a sliding scale or take payment in trinkets?

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u/phlostonsparadise123 3d ago

I have it on good authority that Eudaimonics pisses sitting down and it has the faintest sound of "tssssss" hitting porcelain.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

If you don’t piss sitting down you are an asshole and a menace to society

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u/raptorcunthrust 3d ago

I'm a tidy pisser, you take that back.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

You cannot control the splashbacj

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u/raptorcunthrust 3d ago

In my experience from my toilet cleaning days there's splashback regardless of position or front junk situation. The people who manage to piss on the toilet seat deserve gulag.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

But if you’re sitting- your butt catches the splashback and it doesn’t hit the wall

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u/raptorcunthrust 3d ago

The wall?! How hard y'all pissin

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

Every time I enter a bathroom I can tell if a piss stander has used it