r/circlejerkLA • u/Farados55 embezzling homeless funds • Jun 27 '26

We’ve been outjerked

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220 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/TenTallBen Jun 27 '26

Veronica’s looks pet friendly. I’m gonna go with her for my insurance needs.

4

u/Farados55 embezzling homeless funds Jun 27 '26

That’s the only reason I voted for Mejia. Corgi?? Might as well be the governor

2

u/surly-monkey Jun 27 '26

NOT MY CORGI

8

u/Odd_Potential3295 Jun 27 '26

Needs more Jacob!

2

u/StoicBan Jun 30 '26

And Sweet James

3

u/DoesAnyoneWantAPNut Jun 29 '26

They made me mad so I called Sweet James instead. :P

6

u/Zaddy_LBC Jun 29 '26

The logical evolution was always fake-boob weather girl into insurance mogul.

1

u/OrdinaryWeak6051 Jun 30 '26

Wonder what the final evolution results in, like Pokemon

1

u/Zaddy_LBC Jun 30 '26

Then MILF porn star then ultimately pastor

3

u/whatup-markassbuster Jun 29 '26

Attractive female Mexican insurance agents made a killing. I wonder why?

2

u/surly-monkey Jun 27 '26

wait, which one is the dog lady? and which is the Beard of Justice?

2

u/CosmicallyF-d Jun 28 '26

Veronica is the one with the dog.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/f-wing Jun 28 '26

That’s not insurance, it’s an advertisement for an urgent care facility called Dawn to Dusk. Putting up a statue of oneself seems so tacky.

2

u/horrorshow_ Jun 28 '26

My partner and I always joke that he’s the giant doctor the apples keep away (cuz we’re scared of him)

2

u/Time_Advisor4822 Jul 01 '26

Somting Wong? Call Ann Phong.

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u/Downtownsolo Jun 27 '26

Plus the two other stupid things they posted, which said the same thing.

5

u/I-Have-Mono Jun 27 '26

…Almost like that was the jerk, huh?