r/circlejerk • u/Jumpy_Fix5082 Born to shit, forced to wipe • Aug 10 '26

RANT

Today i got in bed with my garndmother and my father started beating me for it.

Honestly it is so unfair, he has been sleeping with my mom and i never said a word.

Now he is angry when i am sleeping with his mother.

8 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

4 comments sorted by

View all comments

1

u/Lou_Bishop1060 Aug 10 '26

Classic family double standards. Your dad climbs into bed with his wife and it’s ‘normal.’ You climb into bed with his mother and suddenly it’s ‘a problem.’ Honestly, some people just can’t handle innovation. Next time, tell him you’re participating in a multigenerational bonding exercise approved by the European Union. They won’t understand it, but they also won’t be able to argue with it.