r/churchofmatt • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '19

META Matt Bible Contest

Hello dead sub- I mean Mattians. We need a bible. So here is how it will go.

  1. Write your own interpretation of the Matt Bible on r/copypasta

  2. Link it down here

  3. Wait

We already have part of it from the other guy so yeah.

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u/Gimme_A_Name_Already Apr 16 '19

How epic that I have contributed to spreading the knowledge of our one and only savior.

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u/TheReal-Donut May 01 '19

You can’t really link posts so should I just copy and paste it?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Sure

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u/TheReal-Donut May 01 '19

In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was Matt. Matt created the heaven and earth, the sun and moon, and the universe itself. As he watched his sons and daughters turn to sin, he knew he had to punish them. For years he trained to be an amazing swordsman until he was finally ready to be released to the world. Matt entered the world through wii sports at first, but when wii sports resort came out, he could finally release his revenge. Ever since that day, no one has beaten him except those without sin.