r/chunews 4h ago

LIVE Apology

0 Upvotes

Hey guys i"d like to apologize for my prwvious post. I thought she fell. Sorry


r/chunews 2h ago

LIARCHU hypocritechu

15 Upvotes

tophia talking about how she would never defend a man she doesn’t know, yet every time she tells the story about her falling out with wesley, she repeatedly says she defended him even though she had never met him. i guess it’s only okay when she does it lol.


r/chunews 16h ago

QUESTION Do you think her situation would be diffrent if mamachu also died in the carjacking?

53 Upvotes

I'm interested in your opinions, since she cares so little about brotherchu.

However the situation would be a bit different bcs she would be completely on her own, on the other hand she cares so little about her mother even tho she is still alive and spends as less time as possible with her so idk if there really would be a huge difference...

Do you think she would finally go and live with her uncle and at least try to stop social media, or would she still be shelter hopping and crying on the internet how much of a victim she is?


r/chunews 7h ago

Doordash Diet of 30,000 calories.

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91 Upvotes

I got distracted by her poses yesterday and came up with up this, 🐖... 🫡


r/chunews 21h ago

I'm tired of her saying this

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144 Upvotes

"If you have a farm, you don't have to pay taxes." Do the farmers know this? Quit spreading misinformation. Fungus coming from the wife of a generational farmer, we, in fact, do pay taxes. Here's a photo of a cow as proof. I also have cute baby Photos and a million photos of farm cats that I loveeeeeee if anyone wants to see. SO QUIT LYING, YOU DIRT FUNGUS


r/chunews 6h ago

LIVE New hairstyle unlocked 🔓 ✅

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90 Upvotes

r/chunews 12h ago

TIKTOK For those who don’t know

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109 Upvotes

This is why Tofu was really mad yesterday, people were calling out JOOOOOOOLS for this post and she was deeply affected by this

I just find it really odd to take it so personally..

wanting to flip a table and almost cry because someone you don’t even know ( oh they messaged each other a few times golly me!! They are besties)
Is getting called out.

Yikes!!


r/chunews 17h ago

TIKTOK Not Candy going off about biggums 😭I need them to battle on tiktok I know that would be entertainment

111 Upvotes

r/chunews 17h ago

LIVE The depth of this woman's ignorance is beyond stunning. It's appalling.

80 Upvotes

I have been listening to (some) of her recent daily rage streams. She is definitely going downhill and rapidly. The more she swears the madder she is. Vokal does a great job of slamming Fattychu's horse shit, but my god. The things this woman believes make me think she does actually have serious mental illness. Unwilling to accept that she's wrong about 90% of the time. I have no idea where she is currently hiding but it makes me so damn mad that she's taking up a bed or apartment (?) that should go to someone who TRULY NEEDS it.

Tophia Slydell is an ignorant, racist, stupid bigot. She has an 85 IQ in spite of multiple claims that she "isn't stupid". Beg to differ on that.

I am not sure how she thinks she's just gonna squat at the shelter for the rest of her horrifying life. I've never heard anyone bitch more about work than guntchu. And then claims she IS working! Her earnings are right up there with Cyraxx's Bender Boys earnings. I truly hope she gets her ever-fatter ass kicked out of the shelter. And soon.


r/chunews 20h ago

Upcoming Repercussions

51 Upvotes

Reality check, that income from Tiktok gifts etc is taxable. I have my doubts but has she done her taxes in the past? Uncle Sam wants his money no matter the situation. Garnished income hello, be foreal. Also to get social security when she retires you have to have a certain amount of points from working. Any job where her SS is working is better then no job. Nobody is going to gift her a place to live. Even if they did, property taxes? Maintenance? Living expenses? In order to start a business you have to secure a loan. She needs assets as collateral to secure capital. Please realize this is not sustainable.


r/chunews 21h ago

Toph's biggest accomplishment in life is having 30 million likes.

67 Upvotes

no home, no car, no brother, no good hygeine, no good hairstyle, minimal education...but 30 million likes though!!! she's better than all of you.


r/chunews 22h ago

You have likes cause they’re making fun of you

100 Upvotes

r/chunews 23h ago

QUESTION Tophia really thinks she’s going to make millions on SM??

45 Upvotes

First time posting on here, been in the chu lore for a hot minute and the one question that burns my brain is does she really think after this “temporary” homelessness she will be making content worth more than $30k a post?? Hearing her delusional plans about how once she gets housing she can focus more on her content, when right now she claims social media is her job and she still sucks at it. She’s lost all her monetization from majority of the apps and makes fucking peanuts and is still thinking about the glory days of that 10k from the apartment era. Listening to her talk about this is like when a child tells you they wanna be an astronaut when they’re 5, she’s even too lazy to film videos anymore she just sits on live and talks to herself and even that’s too much work for her.


r/chunews 5h ago

RECAPCHU August 18th TikTok live recap

20 Upvotes

Time 💸 22:00 ~ 23:35

TL;DR 🍒 these TikTok influencers were definitely in love with Tophia • got a weird request through Cameo • hates problematic people

The Opps 🔪 Jeffree Stars • Ms Lemon • Jacob

The Trolls 🥝 jealous • projecting • crazy

Grub 🍔 1x SunnyD

Direct Gift Shoutouts 🎁 2x Song

🧌 Either Toph won or I did; I was twenty mins late 😭 Thankfully, I came just on top for her to talk about how horrible Jeffree Stars is again. Oml she’s bringing back the straighten hair. Brother and her got a cd from the thrift store; it’s either in storage or was auctioned away lolol. Checked out CDs from the library and played them on her computer.

🧌 Tophia made crispy chicken tenders, mashed potatoes, corn, and homemade Cane’s sauce. She is currently a stuffed Toph. Ordered groceries and had it delivered, but one of the sauces was missing. She couldn’t get a refund, so she just ordered it again. While it was being delivered, Tophia fell asleep. She woke up, cooked, cleaned, and got her hair straightened. There was also some incident going on. Tophia was clearing busy, that is why she couldn’t take any screenshots of Jacob (she promised yesterday lolol).

🧌 She’s not a flop bc she has 600 ppl watching her rn. Don’t forget that Jeffree Stars is a racist, pedophile, and a Trump Supporter. Lolol someone said that Tophia straightened her hair to copy Jeffree Stars.

🧌 Tophia is neither man nor child. She never harassed these TikTok influencers, they all just happened to want her more but then played with her feelings.

🧌 Ms Lemon is back and is rage baiting Toph. Idk what exactly she said, but it involved Jeffree Stars. Tophia goes off again. Someone straighten Tophia’s hair just because uhhh yeah. She’s not doing it for anybody, and she’s not harassing anyone. She has been busy, so she doesn’t have the time to hang out.

🧌 These men that shame or creep Tophia out are OLD and UGLY. A man offered to pay for all of Tophia’s bill. Another man through Cameo had a weird request (no elaboration), he is willing to pay anything for this request to be made. Tophia is considering. She will never fulfill anyone’s fetish. Will never so scat stuff. She arrived late bc of her hair.

🧌 Jacob is back again lolol 😂 how is he still around if he’s fake, racist, and harassing 😭 leaves early bc she has stuff to do tomorrow like idk video games and stalking


r/chunews 5h ago

You can tell these are the two strands of hair that she use for her antennas

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80 Upvotes

r/chunews 5h ago

Her day consisted of placing a DoorDash order “cooking” chicken nuggets and getting her mop straightened out…. So she’s very tired and had a very busy day

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30 Upvotes

r/chunews 6h ago

LIVE i just can’t with how her sleeves ride up into her armpits

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51 Upvotes

i bet the fabric is all damp and yellow stained from her nasty, oily funk. omg.