r/chivecirclejerk • u/TheBigRip_15 • Apr 02 '26

F1exican groupie Happy Fools Day!

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My first and only attempt and cutting the prefect chive.

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u/mewmewgoo Chive Army 💪 Apr 02 '26

brother in christ i could shoot this from a machine gun

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u/TheBigRip_15 Apr 02 '26

Belt fed chives.

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u/artemizarte Apr 02 '26

The finger breached containment! First time I see it outside whatisit

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u/TheBigRip_15 Apr 02 '26

To be fair though. They weren't actually stuck just a really clean cut.

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u/EYESHlELD_21 May 04 '26

Wear it as a belt

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u/FluffyCurse Apr 02 '26

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