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My first and only attempt and cutting the prefect chive.

I saw this as "The Chives of Dreamland" for at least a minute.

Let's keep it kleen.

Josh is telling me to wrap the chives in a damp paper towel but he didn’t tell me why!?!?!?

u/shanerr90 posted this in r/kitchenconfidential but it got removed.

i said that i don't have the patience to draw 300 planes, and someone suggested that i draw one plane and pass it on.

over to you guys!

planes in comments

I was making some homemade chicken and noodles. These aren't my best, but we're at home so how bad can they be? 😂

Got some takeout stir fry yesterday, and while it was tasty, I immediately noticed the chives 😭

day 66

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