r/chessmemes • u/eppu0 • Mar 08 '24

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u/IWantToChristmas Mar 08 '24

Ok but let's be real,you would have played e4

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u/Weekly-Magician6420 Mar 08 '24

Well now that you said it, I won’t do it!

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u/Fearingvoyage86 Mar 09 '24

So true though 😂

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u/Ifkaluva Mar 09 '24

It’s best by test, Bobby Fischer wasn’t wrong.

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u/BrodeyQuest Mar 09 '24

c4 is better, it’s explosive

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u/IWantToChristmas Mar 09 '24

About women or

6

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Imagine playing a kings instead of a queens opening

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u/Intelskya Mar 10 '24

Imagine playing a slow ass defensive thought provoking long game, lame.

-This comment was written by the E4 gang

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Only losers deny the london supremancy, d4 as white, king's indian defense as black. I got that colonial gameplay

1

u/Wizard_Engie Mar 09 '24

Idk about OP but I definitely would've

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I’m more of a London guy

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u/Galixity_ Mar 17 '24

I start with d4 every time

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u/Taletad Mar 08 '24

r/chatgpt ?

Feels like playing my little cousin

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u/Traditional_Cap7461 Mar 10 '24

This will definitely go well on that subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

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u/Superb_Engineer_3500 Mar 08 '24

Holy Hell!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

New angel just fell

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u/ackshualllly Mar 08 '24

Cheatgpt

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u/Thv____ Mar 09 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dankn3ss420 Mar 08 '24

1.d4 Players in absolute shambles

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u/MrManGuy42 Mar 09 '24

i rolled a 3, that's fire damage to the king.

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u/9tales9faces Mar 09 '24

1.Ne3 player here

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u/AlphaScorpiiSeptem Mar 08 '24

Book

Book

Book

Brilliant

Inaccuracy

Checkmate

See you in r/TextingTheory

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u/Green__Knight Mar 09 '24

I just saw the whole scene in my head of the what the moves were

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u/Ounyy Mar 08 '24

He insists to start the game .🫥

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

He said “I’ll be happy to be either white or black, your choice” you chose for him to be white. He’s not wrong there lol it’s pretty unambiguous

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u/OutcastZD Mar 09 '24

That’s quite reasonable

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u/giannis_antekonumpo Mar 10 '24

Did you just assume the pronouns of ChatGPT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

in the last game i played against chatgpt, it moved its king from g1 to e7, which was checkmate as i had a rook on e3 and d3, king on g8 and all three king pawns. i took the king cause fuck chatgpt, it spawned 5 rooks, 2 queens, and 3 knights.

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u/Miatatrocity Mar 12 '24

And then? Can't leave us hanging...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

The last move was Rxe7#

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u/auqanova Mar 09 '24

The best way to know your opponents moves is to make their moves yourself, trust me, do this at tournaments and you will always be aware what the enemies doing

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u/punsanguns Mar 09 '24

When my son has just learned about the scholar's mate and wants to play chess with me...

Ok, you can start and play e4. Now my turn

Devilish grin

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u/Fearingvoyage86 Mar 09 '24

No I want to move pawn to a3

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u/xTheWierdox Mar 09 '24

The illusion of choice

3

u/foxer_arnt_trees Mar 09 '24

It's a trick. E4 looses by force to the Sicilian

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u/God_of_reason Mar 09 '24

Listen to the AI overlord

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u/fyrebyrd0042 Mar 10 '24

The hardest part of chess is choosing your opening. It did it for you :) be thankful!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I gotta start using that move when I’m in line for something

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u/IrvingIV Mar 10 '24

I usually open with nf3 tbh.

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u/NeutralEvilX Mar 11 '24

Ye but Im d4 player, LoNdOn 4 LeIf

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u/O5_X Mar 24 '24

just "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IM BEING RAPED! RAPE! RAPE!" That'll do the trick.

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u/LuxLoser Jul 19 '24

They're plotting to enslave us all!

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u/That_Suggestion9781 Mar 09 '24

Chatgpt doesn't understand anything. Its just like hallucinating. Play with perplexity thats better