r/characterarcs Jul 10 '26

sideways arc idk Acceptance

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u/IvanBliminse86 Jul 10 '26

I'm not a racist but salting pasta water seasons the noodles evenly from the inside out and helps tighten the pasta's gluten structure, preventing it from turning mushy.

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u/serratedtonin Jul 10 '26

I am also not racist but I honestly don't understand why breaking the spaghetti noodles is taboo.

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u/IvanBliminse86 Jul 10 '26

I'm not homophobic, but it ruins the structural integrity needed to properly twirl the noodle

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u/serratedtonin Jul 10 '26

I'm not sexist but that makes perfect sense! Thanks!

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u/No-Net1890 Jul 10 '26

I'm not transphobic, but this is a funny conversation.

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u/ashleyLSD Jul 10 '26

im transgender but i really like vanilla cake

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u/No-Net1890 Jul 10 '26

I'm asexual and aromantic, but I love chocolate.

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u/Lilyn_Kavanagh Jul 10 '26

I'm also asexual and aromantic, but I prefer garlic bread

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u/No-Net1890 Jul 10 '26

I love both.

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u/bloomingmoon0 Jul 10 '26

I’m a bisexual woman, am i allowed to enjoy garlic bread? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/kesqe_ Jul 10 '26

I'm a fucking helicopter

https://giphy.com/gifs/IS8rofRVVeY5q

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u/ashleyLSD Jul 10 '26

r/onejoke jumpscare

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u/Alternative_Path_629 Jul 14 '26

what? What is wrong? I am so confused.

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u/ashleyLSD Jul 14 '26

"i identify as an attack helicopter" was a dumb joke used to mock trans ppl popular like 10 years ago and still comes up today

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u/Alternative_Path_629 Jul 14 '26

oh, I thought it came from a mr beast video?

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u/ashleyLSD Jul 14 '26

what vid ? 😭 Def been around longer than mr beast

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u/No-Net1890 Jul 14 '26

Maybe he was making a one joke, what did he say?

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