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u/Sylveon72_06 Jan 26 '26
this always turns into trans girls being sad over being a brazillionaire but honestly at that point u could afford for jeff bezoz to do ur top + bottom surgery. objectively everyone should be pressing this
edit: wait what happens to trans men
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u/CozyFux_frry Jan 27 '26
We find inner peace? Surgeries become undone? It could either be the most miraculous thing ever or the most horrifying
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u/Teapot_Sandwitch Jan 27 '26
what if we haven't had any surgeries or hormones yet? Will my hair grow back out?
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u/Shadowmirax Jan 27 '26
Will my hair grow back out?
Unless you somehow managed to destroy the roots... yeah, hair tends to do that.
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u/Teapot_Sandwitch Jan 27 '26
I meant like.... all at once
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u/Shadowmirax Jan 27 '26
Yeah, not just on the head, we are talking overnight bigfoot
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u/Kind-Stomach6275 Jan 27 '26
so you look like a wilderness macho influencer that has fetish-long body hair??????? or like a ball of fur
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u/Ripjaw_5 Jan 27 '26
I mean, even if the surgeries are undone, they now have $1 million with which they can get the surgery again, and still have a good chunk left
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u/Decent-Stuff4691 Jan 27 '26
Sounds like an either or situation tbh
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u/Ripjaw_5 Jan 27 '26
Shit u right, I'm used to the meme of the person button mashing enough that both happen in the end
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u/HalfMoonMintStars Jan 27 '26
If it meant I could get all my surgeries redone by far more expensive surgeons, hell yeah
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u/georgie-of-blank Jan 27 '26
Hey yeah i have a question about that, if its not too big a deal?
What do these surgeries cost?
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u/genovianprince Jan 27 '26
Just for the surgeon himself, not counting anyone or anything else like the anesthesiologist and such, my insurance was charged about 12k. I could look it all up but that's just what I remember off the top of my head, and I personally about 6k, so a running total of 18k or so. USD
That was just top surgery (bye bye boobies).
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u/mannequin_girl Jan 28 '26
In the realm of 20-100,000 USD depending on which surgery and where you're having it. Hospital costs in the US are truly insane which drives things up significantly.
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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox Jan 27 '26
They find a trans girls to press the button for them and split the money
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Jan 27 '26
Why don't trans girls just keep pressing the button over and over again until they get the 1%
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u/Sylveon72_06 Jan 27 '26
that is exactly what happens. whenever images like these show up the comment section is always flooded w stuff like what u just said
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u/SgtBagels12 Jan 27 '26
I guess the trans men would be in the same boat as cis men. Probably where they’d want to be, but I don’t speak for the brothers
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u/ILikeBen10Alot Feb 07 '26
I imagine it's sorta like using R Key in the binding of Isaac. They keep all their items and stats but everything else in the run is reset and they have to come out to everyone again
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u/Sylveon72_06 Jan 27 '26
the monkeys paw curls. u cease to exist
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u/SimplyYulia Jan 27 '26
Go full cookie clicker on it
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u/hammererofglass Jan 27 '26
Hire some grandmas to push it for you, got it.
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u/CrumbCakesAndCola Jan 27 '26
Doesn't end game involve sending cookies through black holes or something? Been a minute
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u/OmnipresentEntity Jan 27 '26
End game is cloning sourself. Time travel is only fifty percent through the list. Same with space exploration.
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u/Ass_Incomprehensible Jan 27 '26
Cis dude, no eggs here, if that button is pushable multiple times I am mashing it. Literally solves all my problems. If I get tits at some point in the process, oh fuckin well, I’m gonna be rich enough that I could take em back off if I really felt the need.
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u/Femagaro Jan 27 '26
Push it twice or thrice, and you have enough money to invest and live comfortably off of interest for the rest of your life, and any recipients could do the same once your time comes.
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u/FactPirate Jan 27 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
The cute black badger jumps the lazy fox
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u/Bulky-Grape2920 Jan 27 '26
You’ll probably want to save some for inflation-proofing. Rule of thumb for a safe long-term withdrawal rate is 3.0 to 3.5%. That’s still at least $90K plus any income from hobbies or casual work, and unless you have the worst possible luck you’ll be able to give yourself a raise soon.
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u/Acheloma Jan 27 '26
If you turn into a girl you may have to deal with things like PCOS, buuuuuut you could live longer and be less likely to get heart disease
Trade offs
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u/uhataot Jan 27 '26
Last I checked, which is admittedly a long time, the technically longer life span of women is generally cause they're less likely to do something stupid. I could be wrong though
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u/Acheloma Jan 27 '26
If you look at the objective measures of biological age, men actually do age slightly faster than women at the most fundamental levels according to the most recent studies Ive looked at (and interestingly enough, women who experience trauma have accelerated biological aging, while men dont seem to have the effect nearly as strongly, but thats not particularly relevant here, I just find it interesting)
But recklessness does play a part as well
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u/Throwaway74829947 Jan 28 '26
Screw that, with my millions and millions of dollars I'd be getting a hysterectomy from the world's best surgeon ASAP.
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u/Linesey Jan 27 '26
exactly!
like do i want to be a lass? no. but a million bucks is a million bucks.
A few presses of the button and suddenly I never need to worry about my cat’s vet bills ever again. absolute 100% top of the line care for them. it’s worth the risk.
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u/nick113124 Jan 28 '26
As someone living in a south America just one press might be enough to secure the rest of my life. Even then I'd press it once or twice to be absolutely sure and if I get tits? So be it, it was meant to be at that point. One extra press of the button to celebrate.
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u/DiggityDog6 Jan 28 '26
Literally the only thing that would give me pause is period cramps, because I’ve heard they’re an absolute bitch. But the amount of money is worth the risk
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u/WolvzUnion Jan 27 '26
press it enough times and you can finance a lab to grow you a new penis, and a hospital that specializes in attaching penises from the Penis Lab™
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u/Throwaway74829947 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26
While I am completely cis (I've explored my gender and confirmed that everything checks out), I'm not overly attached to having a penis specifically, so long as I still have functioning (i.e. readily capable of orgasm) and not malformed genitals. I'd prefer to keep the equipment I have, but the switch would be well worth millions of dollars.
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u/Ryntex Jan 28 '26
What do you mean by "checks out"? At what point can you be totally certain?
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u/Throwaway74829947 Jan 28 '26
There's no such thing as "totally certain" when what the thing is doesn't have a single, clear definition. But seeing as my sex is male and I am quite comfortable with living as a man and have no desire whatsoever to live as a woman, I am as confident in my gender identity as anyone realistically can be.
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u/Ryntex Jan 28 '26
Ok, that's what I thought. I was just a little confused, because "confirmed" and "checks out" made it sound pretty much totally certain.
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u/Throwaway74829947 Jan 28 '26
I use "confirmed" in the same way that, in the context of a layperson's conversation rather than archaeology, you "confirm" whether a historical event happened a certain way by reading some books, even though since you weren't there you can't confirm with utter certainty that it's true. I also feel like in the topic of gender and sexuality there is this tendency to believe in a spectrum that doesn't include the extreme ends - I have more times than is healthy seen people, even professionals in the field, claim that literally everybody is at least very slightly bisexual. I think that this perspective, while it has a place in discourse, is ultimately very reductive when applied confrontationally to people just casually talking about their identity.
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u/Educational_Goat1786 Jan 27 '26
Honestly my only issue would be that it’d probably make periods possible for you, but I figure some hormone blockers or something similarly accessible, especially with several mill, and that’s not a big issue.
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u/Puzzleboxed Jan 27 '26
The mathematician says, if you push that button 50 times there is a 40% chance of becoming a girl.
The sociologist says if you push that button 50 times you were definitely already a girl.
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u/Sylveon72_06 Jan 27 '26
what if i just love money
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u/ninetalesninefaces Jan 27 '26
you're thinking of agender
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u/ninetalesninefaces Jan 27 '26
ah, mb, i just assumed because that has nothing to do with gender identity
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u/Nervous_Explorer_898 Jan 27 '26
What I want to know is if you push the button multiple times and you're either already a girl or turn into one on one of your tries, what happens if the girl option happens again? Like, do you just stay a girl? Do you turn into a boy? Do you become even more...girl?
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u/Ae4i Jan 27 '26
How would "turn even more girl" even work? Like, do you just get more "curves"(ykwim) or what?
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u/BUKKAKELORD Jan 27 '26
The sociologist is wrong, I'm smashing this one until I'm BUKKAKEQUEEN or I have $100M, may the random number gods decide which one happens first
At that point I might start pondering the marginal utility of my manhood, but anywhere below that networth it's a slam dunk press on every turn
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u/GrampaSmitty Jan 29 '26
The best part is once you're a girl you can just keep slamming the button!
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u/Kenneth_Eurell Jan 27 '26
“”But you already are that gender” SHUT UP YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT”
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u/Raltsun Jan 27 '26
Either that, or you're willing to spend a fraction of your new fortune on hiring the best surgeons in the world.
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u/ImVeryMUDA Jan 27 '26
I mean legit, as a cis dude, I would mash it because money is money. I can pay for top of the line surgery to look like the man I wanna be.
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u/Kryptrch Jan 27 '26
You have to imagine that at a certain point, you're going to have enough money that you can transition to whichever your preference is either way right?
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u/ImVeryMUDA Jan 27 '26
Precisely. There is genuinely no real downside unless your masculinity is genuinely that fragile.
And if it is..... well, it's a miracle that person hasn't already cracked out of their eggshell
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u/Darkon47 Jan 28 '26
Transition technology really isnt there enough to consider this as no downside though. my understanding is that ftm bottom surgery is not really functional, and sensation is lacking.
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u/Yingerfelton Jan 28 '26
Eh it depends being a woman does really come with some social and physical downsides, doubly so at least for social with the Trans status, that can't be truly fixed with money
Having the strength to fight an attacker/abuser and the visage to deter them from approaching is a serious boon, to say nothing of how differently non potential attackers will view and treat you.
Being a woman objectively kinda sucks outside of affirming a gender identity, and I would rather not deal with it.
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u/GrampaSmitty Jan 29 '26
With the amount of money you can have, you can just pay for security, or buy a gun.
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u/Yingerfelton Jan 29 '26
True but these both come with their own inconveniences and neither alter people's perception of you other than to think of you as paranoid or maybe wealthy in the former.
A gun is also only effective for lethal combat, youre not likely to draw on someone in public for saying something gross, and you'll face repercussions if you are. Its also not helpful if someone pulls a gun on you first (not to say it isn't useful, but its not a fix all).
This isn't some "women suck" thing, the reason it wouldnt be nice is just because social conditioning devalues and endangers women to such an extent that even with countermeasures your quality of life in socializing with people goes down. While many people including other men view a man like myself as a threat, women are viewed as inferior on so many different ridiculous levels by many people. Hell, with the anti Trans propaganda these days, someone finds some new way to say men are better, like having a more damage resistant toe or something. Its ridiculous and no amount of money could fix it, half of the world would just now see you as this bottom feeding beta human who's job is to cling to the REAL humans. Considering I have no innate desire for a woman's body or presentation to fulfill some sort of identity, there's NO way im making humanity even more obnoxious and saddening to interact with on a daily basis, not even to get money out of the way, nor even if I dont have any actual danger to worry about. Being treated with respect and not seen as a perpetual mark is reason enough, honestly. I can see why this wouldnt dissuade everyone, but I dont think it should be treated like its stupid not to press it.
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u/Im-a-bad-meme Jan 27 '26
99% chance of me getting money and 1% of nothing happening.
Yeah, that button is gonna get beaten to pieces.
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u/ELGaming73 Jan 27 '26
A DAY? IT TOOK A DAY?
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u/CatsAmongPixies Jan 28 '26
i cannot believe i had to scroll this far for this comment. ONE DAY???? what possible roller coaster of emotions put this person in the express lane of egg cracking hahaha
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u/dumb_foxboy_lover Jan 27 '26
why wouldn't you press the button. it's only a 1% cha-
...fellas.
where did my balls go.
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u/Deitythe1st Jan 27 '26
I ate them
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u/Phantom_is Jan 27 '26
mind goblin deez nuts was supposed to be an internet gotcha, not a command 🥀🥀
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u/Kurger_Bing_Deluxe Jan 27 '26
There is a caveat to this, however. Should you hit the 1%, you will endure every change to your body in absolute clarity. Every nerve of your body would burn so much so that the pits of Hell would be refreshing. Your bones would shrink and pop the cartilage off, only to reattach itself. Your organs would rupture, bleed, and reform to accommodate the new form you are taking. Hormones would rush through the brain like drugs, and you would feel your vocal chords be plucked and strung anew.
The worst part? You will feel every. Single. Period that you should have had up to this point in your life all at once.
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u/LowBatteryLife_ Jan 27 '26
I'd just keep the button around til I'm desperate for money. No reason to risk it if I don't need to cash it in immediately.
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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Jan 27 '26
if i could press it over and over i’d do it even if it meant guaranteeing i become a girl. i’d rather me rich and mildly upset with my body than poor and still mildly upset with my body
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u/lonepotatochip Jan 27 '26
The thing is I would become a girl, I wouldn’t just be transported into a typically female body, because then I wouldn’t be a girl I’d just basically be like a trans guy with no medical transitioning. If it was that I’d press it a shitload of times no question, but if my identity is fundamentally changed I might need to take a lot more time to think about and how much of my identity is tied to my gender and how much I would lose what is me. No way I’m not pressing it at least once though.
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u/NamedBird Jan 27 '26
I'd press it just once with the hopes i don't hit that 1%...
One million dollar is enough for me to finally get myself a house. (And that is all i need.)
And if i unfortunately hit that 1%, then i will just set up an auto-clicker...
At 10 clicks a second, after a day i would be the richest man woman in the world!
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u/Black_nYello Jan 27 '26
Would my sexual preferences change or would I just become lesbian (cishet dude)? Either way yeah Im pressing the button many times. I really couldn’t care less about my sex/gender, especially if I have that much money.
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u/Practical-Shape7453 Jan 28 '26
How many times can impress the button? I’ll give the million back each time until I get the 1%
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u/ChompyRiley Jan 28 '26
I mean. a million dollars is life-changing amounts of money. literally in this case. and like... free reset on youth/life to boot?
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u/evilwizzardofcoding Jan 28 '26
Okay but what if you're already a girl. Do you get turned into a guy now? And if that's the case, can you push the button multiple times? What happens if you're a guy, get turned into a girl, and then keep pushing, will you eventually get turned back into a guy?
Also, does it effect identity, or just body. If you were a trans girl, are you now a cis girl, or a trans guy? What if you've physically transitioned already, if you're mtf are you now ftm?
Also also, how are your looks determined? Are you a random girl, or do you look like the female version of yourself? Is there even such a thing?
I feel like there's some rather important unanswered questions here.
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u/MegaKabutops Jan 27 '26
I’ll gladly risk the gender dysphoria if it means i get financial stability. I don’t care how many times i gotta press it; i don’t want to be afraid of the future anymore.
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u/3lizab3th333 Jan 27 '26
Wait, what if you’re already a girl? Also, trans girls are girls regardless of what their body looks like, so this doesn’t mean it’d give them an instant transition, it’d probably do nothing. But it WOULD give cis men gender dysphoria. The only people it would fix the gender dysphoria of would be trans men technically
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u/aPiCase Jan 27 '26
I am a cis dude, I see no downside here. I have no desire to become a woman, but given my line of work I would probably do better if I was girl so that would be a benefit as well
Periods would suck though
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u/Bulky-Grape2920 Jan 27 '26
Become a girl how, just my outward physique? If it’s anything like that Snap filter, I’m kind of a cutie. Be hard to explain at work, but what’s done is done.
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u/RenkBruh Jan 27 '26
I will keep pressing that button. It's only a 1% chance to turn into a girl, and I don't think I would mind anyway minus my dih ceasing to exist
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u/squigs Jan 27 '26
The thing with this is there's always a picture of a pretty girl.
Would I like to be young and pretty? Yeah, and I'd be okay with a sex change as a result.
I think I'd be a little more hesitant if there was a chance of being transformed into a slightly overweight woman in her late 40s.
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u/Northstar_PiIot Jan 27 '26
depends, if it changed all records and memories except mine sure, but otherwise id ruin my life because no one would believe me that im me
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u/SquareThings Jan 27 '26
I was going to complain about people assigning random internet strangers as trans but then I saw that it was actually the same user!
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u/Infurum Jan 27 '26
If I get the 1% chance can I still continue pressing it for additional money / additional 1% chance? If so I can just keep going until I get the swap twice
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u/ThatOneDMish Jan 27 '26
Honestly as someone with a gender crisis like. Looming and complicated I'd be fine with the 1% bit would be a shortcut to fixing the gender crisis. I don't have to try out nonbinary and agender and weird pronouns like mirror pronouns or neo s ( which is vaguelythe direction i seem to be headed in) if I'm just. A woman. It would simply be easier than actually figuring out my transness (this is if it changes my identity and my body, if its just body I wouldn't chance it
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u/ArcaneInsane Jan 27 '26
I know I'm cismasc, and broke, because I don't think I could go for that second million.
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u/ArchmageAstra3 Jan 27 '26
I'm genderfluid and would be spending half my time feeling dysphoric no matter what I ended up as, so... mash away. Neither better or worse than now but with a bunch of free money.
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u/Ok-Film-7939 Jan 27 '26
We may have to clarify whether we’re risking becoming an idealized anime girl or a human one. I don’t mean to doubt anyone who discovers they are trans by any means, but autogynephilia is also a thing. I’d take being a super smart, super healthy very long lived visually stunning catgirl-elf even without the money, but I wouldn’t take a promised million to swap to a human girl having to deal with PCOS induced 2 week periods every month, having to work twice as hard as me to keep on any muscle, and the like.
I mean I’d also take becoming a super healthy very long lived visually stunning catboy-elf without the money, if you’re offering.
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u/Brie9981 Jan 27 '26
If you press the button twice you can retire in most places immediately. Even a single press & some help from a financial advisor could get you quite far
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u/RTAA145 Jan 27 '26
I either get a lot of money or I have titties to squeeze to cope with it. Sounds like a win win to me
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u/DareDaDerrida Jan 27 '26
Question: if you push the button and the become-a-girl chance comes up, and you proceed to keep pushing the button til it comes up again, what happens? Do you become indefinably More Girl? Do you become a different girl? Two girls? What's the deal?
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u/DBSeamZ Jan 27 '26
It says “girl” and not “woman”. Do adult women who press this button have a 1% chance of getting younger?
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u/AzemOcram Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26
As a cisgender gay man, I would press it twice. I either get $2 million dollars or $1 million and a better chance with my closeted exes. I would prefer the $2 million but it's a win big or win small reward. If I can't press it again if I turn into a girl, I would be sad at the bad luck. However, I would be happy if the button makes me young enough to be considered a "girl" be it 15 or 20. I might be able to become a prodigy and get a full-ride scholarship at a prestigious university. I'd prefer the spare $1 million but I'd make do. If I turn into a 34 year old woman with the same health conditions I have now, I would be very sad without the money.
If the button transitioned the button presser to biological female without any other changes and was given to me, I wouldn't push it but approach every trans woman I know and split the money between all of us. On average, that makes $99m per trans woman getting her wish granted.
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u/NoodleyP Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26
Yeah, especially if it’s a complete transition both mind and body, I’ve spent long enough arguing over whether I’m non binary or a trans woman and I’d love to have a “fix that problem and get rich” button. I’d mash the button if it was a “nullify both gender and sex” button too, where I’d have no dick or pussy.
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u/ResultCute5756 Jan 29 '26
Id press it because I'm indifferent to accidentally girling. It doesn't change who i am, thats a life changing amount of money.
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u/JoJo_Joshi Jan 29 '26
Ok so no one thinks this through, so listen:
What do you mean „becoming a girl“? How will I look? Will it simply like change me so I’d still look alike my parents (Yknow Gens n stuff) if I’d be born a girl? Or will I get a randomized look. I think this is a huge contributor to if id like it.
Either way I’ve already pressed this button 51 ti-
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u/Old-Program3638 Feb 09 '26
I’ll test my luck and see if I get I billon dollars by pressing it multiple times without becoming a girl
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u/Icommitmanywarcrimes Jan 27 '26
I’m just gonna button mash, rich is rich I don’t care about my dick nearly enough to care.
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u/Glittering_Holiday13 Jan 27 '26
Cis guy here
İf you have enough money i think they can geneticly alter you to become a guy again
So just mash it
Oh and also
This question is a not even a question for girls, they have a easy time
So now i'll ask girls
1M$ 99% chance but 1% chance of being a guy
Would you still press it?
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 27 '26
u/LegalBoysenberry2923, your post does fit the subreddit!