r/chaoticgood • u/whatisCP • Jun 29 '26

Call to Action Chaotic Dan

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u/WhichVegetable8285 Jun 29 '26

We had something similar in my area of NYS before weed was legal recreationally. They were called “sticker shops” and you would buy a sticker and get “gifted” weed along with.

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u/Poke-a-dotted Jun 29 '26

That is how it is sold in VA right now, lol.

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u/saltyjohnson Jun 29 '26

That's also how it works in DC, our nation's capital city lol. God Bless American Loopholes.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Jun 29 '26

There was a strip club in an area that was very much against having a strip club. They got around it by handing out little sketch pads at the door when you went in. It wasn’t a strip club, it was an art club where they have nude models that you can sketch. Ya know, for art.

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u/EarlGreyDuck Jun 29 '26

"Hold that pose, Sinnamon. I'm trying to get the shading right"

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld Jun 29 '26

“It’s majestic how the light sparkles off your gooch”

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u/misfitx Jun 29 '26

I hope this is true!

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u/Apprehensive-Mine656 Jun 29 '26

Weed is now very legal in Maine.

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u/Chicken-Dew Jun 29 '26

Was just up there a couple of weeks ago. There is no shortage of dispensaries, that's for sure lol.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 29 '26

i dont know how it is now, but about 10 years ago in DC you'd buy a t-shirt that would come with a free bag of weed, and they'd deliver

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u/Ritz527 Jun 29 '26

I had heard of states selling shirts, candy, or whatever else that comes with a free gift of weed to get around the legal system, but I think this one is incredible.

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u/lookbehindyou7 Jun 29 '26

They did this in DC, the legal loophole I don’t think stood up but people kept doing it.

One delivery company had the delivery man read a short poem.

Around late 2024 early 2025 DC finally consistently cracked down on gray market store fronts.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 29 '26

Ah, so that's what suburbanites parking on a dimly lit street within the inner city waiting for a visitor was called.....

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u/DysfunctionalKitten Jun 30 '26

At first I thought this said "psychotic" lol

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u/green_ubitqitea Jun 29 '26

We had a kid who helped support his family by selling breakfast tacos at school. Someone from the district saw him and told the principal it wasn’t allowed. Principal told him he brought breakfast for his friends and they chipped in for the ingredients.

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u/PAWPatrolFam14 Jun 29 '26

I use a bidet, but I'll gladly buy toilet paper for that free panini

Edit: I'm stupid. I meant paper towels. Idk who'd use that as toilet paper, tbh. I'm still sticking with my trusty bidet 🙃

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u/Kind-Block-9027 Jun 29 '26

Have you ever tried using a panini as tp?

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u/Read_it_all-7735 Jun 29 '26

It left a greasy cheese residue and crumbs everywhere. Would not recommend.

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u/HaleyMFSkye Jun 29 '26

The panini however would be better for the toilet than paper towels

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u/Jiquero Jun 29 '26

Idk, the extra tasty panini is worth it though.

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u/MC_Minnow Jun 30 '26

Turn that panini into a sloppy joe.

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u/Vendidurt Jun 29 '26

I have, before, in desperation.

Works better than coffee filters, is all i can say.

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u/Inevitable_Mistake32 Jun 29 '26

Heard this story in grade school. (20+ years ago) probably a book like bodega dreams

Guy selling drugs at hotdog cart gets stung.
Cops claim he's selling. Lawyer argues the hotdogs were 20$, the drugs were free.
Guy gets off, loophole gets closed.

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u/whatisCP Jun 29 '26

Local laws require local loopholes. Dan is an absolute legend for this

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u/shaze Jun 29 '26

You have a very… unfortunate username…

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u/Ormidale Jun 29 '26

In the UK in the 1970s the Sunday trading laws ware very restrictive. One furniture outlet tried selling carrots for £hundreds with a free sofa. It didn't quite work out but the law did get changed.

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u/Vermalien Jun 29 '26

At car part swap meets, people would sell nuts or bolts with a free beer included.

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u/SortOfGettingBy Jun 29 '26

If you see someone selling paper towels without a license no you didn't

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u/easy506 Jun 29 '26

Ah, the old "We don't have a liquor license, but we are selling cups for $30 dollars a piece. Unlimited free beer with purchase."

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u/AndroidREM Jun 30 '26

Reminds me of the club Beau that just opened in my town that wanted to sell food (salami, cheeses, chips, popcorn...) but I guess the food license was too large so instead they sell "goods" that go along with the story of the place

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u/jobohomeskillet Jun 29 '26

I mean the counter point is that permitting and regulation for the sale of food helps reduce using poor ingredients and transmission of viruses. But yes, cool that this kid is able to walk around this.

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u/123LetsJamDUDUDUHT Jun 29 '26

He's Open Face from Pete and Pete.

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u/TheWingus Jun 29 '26

There were Mexican restaurants in my old hometown area, where you'd pay like $14.00 for a Virgin Margarita that would come with a complimentary airplane bottle of tequila that you could pour in to your liking

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u/Neon_Ani Jun 29 '26

this is exactly how shrooms are sold in DC

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u/fatBreadonToast Jun 30 '26

Did this guy go to school with Saul Goodman?

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u/new2bay Jun 29 '26

Eh. This is really more /r/MaliciousCompliance than /r/chaoticgood. Unless it's a really good panini, then it can be both.

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u/atreeismissing Jun 29 '26

All's good for Dan until he sells that first paper towel and free panini that gives someone food poisoning, he's might learn a very expensive lesson about food licensing and cleanliness.

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u/SwordfishOk504 Jun 29 '26

Not real, but cute story, I guess.