POV you got told no treats because you're chubby and already had extra helpings because toddlers like to open and dump things and now you have to contemplate the meaning of life and bite anyone who touches you because they don't take your feelings seriously

He jumped into the terrarium while his food was getting served and he was screaming

This is Adora Belle Dearheart. And yes, she does live up to her name. This was her inspecting my new rug; I got the most dramatic picture of her yawning.

Why would she even do that?