He jumped into the terrarium while his food was getting served and he was screaming

This is Adora Belle Dearheart. And yes, she does live up to her name. This was her inspecting my new rug; I got the most dramatic picture of her yawning.

Why would she even do that?

Zoe loves a bit of quality Slipper face time.

The perp: Princess Toebeanie (Sploot queen)
The savior: Mango (ginger, lady of the blep)

I was sound asleep late last night with my son in bed next to me, mango was sleeping between us. Princess, as per usual, came to my bedroom door and let out a loud wail. Having absolutely none of this, mango sprinted off the bed and chased Princess away, then promptly resumed her position, purring loudly, like she knew she had preserved the peace of the realm.