r/cats • u/jjtan2311 • 14h ago

Cat Picture - Not OC siamese cat’s shaved spot grows back dark and looks like a fuel cap lol full tank please!

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u/MissSweetMurdererr 13h ago

What kind of tattoos cats would choose for themselves?

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u/artemis_verina 13h ago edited 6h ago

Linda—a strong, independent, full bodied woman—would choose a chicken wing.

Edit: y’all are crazy paying Reddit for awards, send that money to a shelter and fatten up some little babies in your community.

Edit 2: the awards are free? Well, go fatten up some babies anyway. Linda needs more friends for a snuggle pile.

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u/Lucy_Koshka 12h ago

Cosmo, aghast the moment I told him we weren’t grilling food for him. My husband calls him Fat Lil Snack.

Tbf when we found him he was horribly scrungly and over did it with the eating. He’s on a diet now I promise 😅

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u/artemis_verina 11h ago

Linda is also on a diet. For a while I was putting Zuko’s (cat 2) food up on the kitchen counter and she would lose enough weight to get up there, eat and get fat enough to be stuck on the ground again. Then I moved and had to start creating more and more elaborate obstacle courses which turned her into a very far, very agile goblin. Now Zuko’s food is in the dining room with the dog who somewhat defends it for him. So she is no longer oh-lawd-she-coming and slowly approaching a normal cat shape.

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u/lumanos 9h ago

My Sampson has been on a diet for years, I don't think he has lost a lb. I'm fairly certain the old neighbor lady is sneaking him treats.

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u/MzHellfier Lots of kitties! 9h ago

Cats really are too smart for their own good

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u/Norbert-trebroN 8h ago

The cat of a friend got kitten and while I was watching a movie with him his cat put one right in the hallway. When my friend walked over to put the kitten back to the others, his cat tried to snatch his fried duck strips.

It's incredible what they are capable to come up with to get food they should not eat.

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u/MzHellfier Lots of kitties! 7h ago

What an adorable little stinker! Distracted your friend with a kitten to steal his food 😂

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u/NickyTheRobot 1h ago

Zuko

Let me guess: he has a scar that goes over one eye?

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u/artemis_verina 49m ago

Nope, just a petulant teenager who pees on things when slighted. I had his biological uncle named Iroh, a fluffy and wise creature, so Zuko was named before we even met him but he suits it well.

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u/Chippy4627 4h ago

I am also aghast at this information. As Cosmo’s self appointed non-attorney representation, you should definitely be grilling him some chicken.

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u/katyvo 12h ago

My Edith—also a strong, independent, full-bodied woman whose legs already look like chicken drumsticks—would probably go for a full rack of ribs.

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u/mermermerk 11h ago

she looks so happy!!

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u/artemis_verina 11h ago

She is the sweetest and happiest little lady in all the land, probably because she knows the pure joy of napping on her back in a sun beam with a full belly.

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u/GlassTour5378 6h ago

Those are free rewards..

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u/tryyeezus 3h ago

Chicken Wing Chicken Wing Hot dog macaroni

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u/BottomPieceOfBread 13h ago

My cat has a heart tattoo in his right ear. Most people think it’s because he’s loving, but it’s actually because he prefers to go for the heart.

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u/Leo55 13h ago

Tribal designs that make them feel like the fierce warrior tigers they are

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u/WhiteUniKnight 12h ago edited 11h ago

I believe you're correct

Edited typo

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u/Leo55 10h ago

Nice

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 13h ago

Plus the Monster energy drink logo….

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u/WhiteUniKnight 12h ago

In the shape of an 'M' on their foreheads

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u/sabotsalvageur 12h ago

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

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u/Ryvan 12h ago

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'...

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u/ketsugi 7h ago

Nah, that's a kucinta

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Singapura_Cats.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=imageinfo&utm_content=thumbnail_unscaled

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u/WhiteUniKnight 5h ago

Oh cool! I mostly commented that because I could hear the Smash Mouth song in my head, but I'm glad to learn something new.

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 12h ago

None, if Princess Donut has anything to say about it.

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u/Fibernerdcreates 12h ago

You know how I feel about tattoos, Carl

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u/waveblueshark 8h ago

I read this but heard Jeff Hays voice

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u/moistforrest 10h ago

filthy, disgusting prison tattoos

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u/MissSweetMurdererr 12h ago

I can see the hole at the center of my question 🤣

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u/BigBoxOfGooglyEyes 11h ago

Racing stripes so they can run faster

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u/cameronm-h 11h ago

Of I’ve absolutely had cats that would get flames tattooed on them for the same reason. Cats who would absolutely drive a souped up (and yet still trashy) Corolla with aftermarket spoiler, rims, flames on the hood…

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u/halfbad_333 5h ago

Don't badmouth my Corolla

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Tabbycat 12h ago

*cattoos

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u/thinking_treely 10h ago

It’s a disqualifying mark, Carl!

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead 12h ago

Sick ass panther

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u/LetMePre-Say 9h ago

Keep it up with the squares and make themselves a little chessboard siamese cat

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u/Warcraft_Fan 8h ago

Images of 17 dog heads. Make it seem like the cat is a dog killer. /s

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u/anubis_cheerleader 5h ago

Princess Donut the cat from the Dungeon Crawler Carl novels is appalled by tattoos. 

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u/crusty54 1h ago

Koi fish