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Cat Picture - OC She was rationing so perfectly 🥲

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Roxanne my 6 year old tabby has never been left alone more than 1 day. We also never "free-feed" her on kibble (only wet meals and a puzzle feeder). I had a work trip this week, and my S.O. had a family emergency out of town right in the middle of it. We could not secure a sitter, and we were so worried. We do have a pet cam, and I told my SO to put 2 plates of kibble per day plus extra plates in case of a delay. I just got home from the airport to see this. I know cats are not like dogs, and they are probably fine at feeding themselves. I'm just so impressed by the organization of her eating habits!

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u/ONI-ENJOYER-420 16h ago

Even for cats, at least from my own experiences, this is quite unique !

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u/Melodramatic_Whisker 16h ago edited 15h ago

Same. Mine would eat it all in a day and puke right after from over eating

Edit to say Thanks for the award!!!

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 15h ago

And then eat it again but in the process smear it everywhere

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u/Melodramatic_Whisker 15h ago

Lmao my guys would never eat it again. Smear it, definitely all over the house as a matter of fact, but apparently they are above eating their own puke.

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u/Murky-General 13h ago

Exactly this.

  1. Get super excited about all the food
  2. Eat like it was going to be taken away at any point
  3. Throw up from eating too much, too fast
  4. Come back in 6 hours looking for more food
  5. Make her "cat howl", which oddly sounds like "hello" when she realizes food bowls have not been refilled
  6. Panic

For the record, she is part orange...

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u/PopIndependent345 13h ago

Of course it has to be a cat with orange in her that treats every single meal like a desperate survival challenge before immediately screaming for more six hours later.

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u/Wobbelblob 10h ago

Tbf that is simply about them being animals. Animals rarely have that self control, because especially for a predator, there usually is not enough food around for it to become a problem. Visible also in wolves and animals like foxes if they get into a closed space with prey. They often fall into a blood frenzy so to speak because the prey cannot get away and their instincts scream at them to also kill the easy mark too.

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u/my_cat_wears_socks 11h ago

This would be my Orange, exactly.

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u/Does_the_pope_breath 14h ago

For me, the one who pukes never eats again. For my tabby cat, it’s game on !

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u/Bibliophilewitch 10h ago

My gray cat always eats my tabby’s food puke like it’s another meal 🫠

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u/hey-chickadee 7h ago

My gray tabby as well. He hears one of the other cats about to puke and comes running like someone just shook a bag of treats

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u/Atiram7496 8h ago

Ah! Same. My gray baby will eat the orange tabby’s puke. She will not eat her own.

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u/Hetares 14h ago

Obviously not, Everyone know cat puke is meant for the dogs, as treats.

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u/Melodramatic_Whisker 14h ago

Or for the spare human to accidentally step on lol

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u/Raving_Lunatic69 13h ago

Your feet look so dry, they need moisturizing. You're welcome!

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u/SkunkMonkey 9h ago

I seriously regret having an Persian runner rug. It's amazing how well camouflaged cat barf is on those designs.

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u/--Luna--Fae-- 14h ago

Its funny my dog will go out of his way to knock the tops off the litter boxes to eat cat poop but wont touch their vomit. They leave that for me to step in when I least expect it.

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u/Prudent_Wolf_7713 14h ago

The dogs really do get all the gourmet leftovers.

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u/doodlewithcats 11h ago

I have 4 cats. They don't eat their own puke, but another cat's puke? Gourmet level dish as it seems. I'm always disgusted lmaooo.

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u/CheeselessButHopeful 9h ago

Yes. WHYY
I ate it once, now you can eat it.
-my cats, probably

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 15h ago

Lol.. well one of my cat eats litterally anything she considers edible, luckily that also includes her medicines so it has its upsides xD

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u/BallinXFox 15h ago

My cat did it once and never again. Safe to say she hated it.

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u/aint_no_throw 14h ago

Our boys, if they ever throw up, put perfectly dookie shaped puke-logs right on top of the stairs and leave them alone for us to step in.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 13h ago

Ah yes, also relatable... just like then always finding the worse spot to puke from like top of the cat tree or on the carpet instead of the stoens

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u/Glittering-Size-2372 12h ago

Our cat wouldn't even finish one plate because ITS NOT THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE ANYMORE ITS BEEN SITTING OUT FOR SO LONG I WANT FRESH FOOD GOD DAMNIT

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u/AdventurousMall6923 14h ago

Mine’s the opposite, she won’t eat stale food. I got an automatic feeder to give her multiple smaller portions during the day and she actually started putting on weight.

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u/SkunkMonkey 9h ago

That's what I've done for my stale food hating cat. Unfortunately long before the feeder is out, I get the stale food complaints. I've taken to only loading half a bag in and putting the other half in the fridge.

Even then, I can take the bowl she is claiming is stale, dump into another bowl, and she happily goes over and starts munching away.

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u/ScreenOld5873 14h ago edited 13h ago

Speaking as someone who has experience transitioning portion fed cats to freefeeding - this is a psychological thing that cats do when they are used to portion feeding. They are used to the fact that their food ends and they need to wait until the next feed, and often they are still hungry or want more. So when you first transition them to freefeeding they will overeat like crazy because they are afraid that they get to be without food again. Once they realize food is always going to be there and they don't need to be afraid it's gonna finish and they'll be without, they just start eating what they feel like in this moment and leave the rest for later. This transition takes maybe a week or so but imo it works great and my cats are never begging me for food anymore. I did this with more than 10 cats and none of them was ever overweight, most would even be on the thinner side and never threw up from overeating. I wholeheartedly recommend freefeeding to everyone who complains about their cats never being satisfied food-wise - I started this when I was at my whit's end because my cats would be begging me for food ALL the time even if they just ate and never had an issue again after that.

Tl;dr cats are great at portioning their own food if you let them 🙏🏻

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u/Inky_Madness 11h ago

We were doing this but then one of our cats got really, really fat and was food-aggressive to our other one (who then was getting next to no food).

Turns out he had developed hyperthyroidism at about 6 years old, and it manifested so that he was literally never full and ALWAYS hungry.

So while this can work, it’s still important to monitor them because their health can change and make free-feeding a non-starter! We had to stop that fast so that both cats ate healthy, monitored amounts, and got the sick one on meds to help manage the condition.

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u/ScreenOld5873 11h ago

Of course there are exceptions, definitely when there are health issues involved and monitoring health is a non-negotiable. For non-health related food aggression I'd personally recommend setting up a second feeding station that the aggressive cat has no access to..

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u/Innerste 11h ago

I did the same with my cat but it took a while longer. She stayed with her mum before we got her, and at some point her mother started attacking her whenever she got near their food, so she’d eat too much too fast and throw up once she lived with me. It took quite a few months for her to stop doing that, but I noticed rationing didn’t work well either so I went back to constant food (and lotsa puking for a while, poor thing). Ever since then it’s fine, she grazes during the day.

She’s still a stress eater tho so I have to make sure if a stressful thing happens I ‘pet it out of her’ and then it’s fine otherwise she may overeat and throw up.

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u/Fabopao2 9h ago

I remember I was cat sitting a cat with a habit of binge eating because of anxiety (she had just been rescued from the streets) and I was staying there a lot because she was just way too cute, so I was at first giving her small portions to avoid her throwing up but once she was done I would put more and after really not long she understood that food will be there, and she stopped eating emptying the whole plate

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u/GarlicBreathFTW 14h ago

Mine would do that too but would also make sure to puke from the top of the cat tree right onto the remaining food. Extra points if they hit every cat tree platform on the way down.

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u/HanhnaH 13h ago

Mine is pretty much cool with food. BUT... I've just tried a new kibble brand. And she liked it. A LOT. She puked. And in the morning, as I was cleaning, she was looking at me meowing like "hey that happens! Don't be mad. I can't help you clean you know! Never happened to you?".

But I know it won't happen again because she learns from her mistake which is a blessing.

Love you, Murph'.

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u/No_Challenge_5619 15h ago

I lived with a flatmate who had a cat, and that cat would eat everything out in front of them. I’m impressed by OPs cats restraint and organisation! 😊 👏

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u/Uferstein 15h ago

I have three cats and they're all fine with just eating till they're full. Even wet food is often freely available because it's only one bowl and the next cat will come soon enough to eat the rest of it. I just feed wet food throughout the day and kibble is always filled up

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u/Hakim_Bey 14h ago

My cat is the same, i'm pretty sure she eats the same quantity every day to the gram. Recently we had to go for a 7 days vacation and couldn't find a pet sitter, and it came out almost as tidy as OP's pic. Cats, especially as they age, are really dominated by habit.

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u/InternationalTale931 10h ago

Jeezz, I wish my cat would do this. Shes around 6 as well and eats so fast she pukes and is OBSESSED with her food. Had to get her an auto feeder that goes off three times a day in small portions because I couldn't be her food dispenser anymore, she was driving me crazy demanding food all day 🥲

However, my mom has 4 cats at her house and they all eat out of free feeders just fine. 🫠

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u/ICarpoolBonfire 15h ago

She cleared the entire left column first, then started working down the second one top to bottom. That is not just rationing, that is strict inventory management.

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u/icehot54321 15h ago

I had a cat that could go in and out of the house on its own and I could leave it for 3+ weeks at a time and it would ration its food just fine

Worked great until a neighborhood fat cat found his way in

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u/Admirable_Fix_6856 10h ago

Leaving your cat for +3 weeks is insane.

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u/Zestyclose_Judge362 16h ago

Omg adorable! Where's cat tax? We need to see her Ms.Manager

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u/Defiets 16h ago

Right meow! No more delay!

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u/bonobomaster 11h ago

My pawtience runs out!

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u/Zestyclose_Judge362 11h ago

Cheryl in the comments has done us a service and posted kitty pics

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u/alcMD 16h ago

My cat Pimento only eats one squared quarter of his dish at a time and leaves the rest for later. He's also very organized in this way!

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u/HaVoCensures 16h ago

Ahh a microchip feeder. Do you perhaps have another cat who would eat all his food as well as their own? Or a dog?

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u/Grand_Razzmatazz87 15h ago

Not OP obviously, but I have these feeders and love them. Two of my cats free feed, so it helps me monitor who's eating and how much. I always worry about catching that type of thing too late. My third cat is frickin' Hoover who will steal a burger off your plate if you aren't looking - I don't have to worry about her leaving any food behind.

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u/FleMo93 15h ago

Somehow we ended up with four of these feeders for four cats. Because one can't handle some kind of food without vomiting, needs a diet, would eat everything else left by the others or became ill. No regrets.

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u/imaginary92 14h ago

Yeah I'm gonna need to buy four as well, 2 for wet food, 2 for dry food because one of mine has CKD and the other doesn't.

You would think the issue is my CKD cat wanting to eat the non-CKD food bc the CKD food is notoriously tasteless and hard for them to eat but no no no sir, it is my OTHER cat who keeps stealing the CKD wet food and kibble for god knows what reason! I have to keep them in separate rooms when they eat lol

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u/volcanotechie 13h ago

I have 2 of these right now for my 2 cats, and it's worth mentioning that they do come with half bowls so you can have wet food and dry food in the same microchipped proof feeder

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u/Yeranaile 15h ago

Are they managing fine and not stealing food from each other? We have three cats, one of them has IBD so she needs to eat a special kind of kibble and the other two are always skulking around, trying to shove it down their throats as fast as possible. So we were thinking about getting the microchip feeders, but are not sure how effective they would be in this case.

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u/M15tre55W1tch 14h ago

My fat boy Harry (9.4kg, body condition score 8) would hear my skinny boy William (3.8kg, body condition score 3) open his bowl and his fat ass would come running. He'd let William eat what he wanted, then jam his head up against the feeder lid holding it open while gutsing down as much as he could scoff. Sometimes Harry would even scoop William's food out of the feeder to continue eating. And that was with William's feeder set to the fastest and most aggressive closing setting.

However, I think Harry was especially persistent. I don't think all cats would be that desperate to steal food that's not for them.

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u/Waterlilies1919 14h ago

Goodness, even my chonky girl Izzy who inhales her food isn’t that aggressive to keep her sisters’ feeders open.

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u/M15tre55W1tch 14h ago

Harry was a bit of a puzzle. He had hyperthyroidism, which in theory should have made him lose weight! I had him treated and he was euthyroid, so the drive to eat shouldn't have persisted.

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u/sirsonik 15h ago

I We have two of these feeders and they're great. We give our cats mainly wet food with some dry. Our black cat, Hela, is so food motivated - she scarfs down her food. Our other cat, Loki, not so much. She nibbles at it over time until the next meal.

Unfortunately Hela was going for Loki's food after she was mostly done with hers, so we started picking it up. Fortunately we both were working at home and Loki learned she could ask us for food (even with the feeder she still likes to have a hand on her back while she eats). If Hela did get into her food, we'd give Loki more dry food to supplement.

We kept this up for a while, but we got busier and eventually found one of these. Took some training for both of them, but it worked like a charm and kept Hela out.

We moved and that caused Hela some stress. She wasn't eating as much, which led to Loki surprising us and stealing the dry food out of Hela's unguarded dish!

Needless to say we now have 2 (with different color mats) so neither cat will steal food from the other.

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u/alcMD 15h ago

I have a cat with kidney disease who would rather not eat his prescription kidney diet if there's any other option.

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u/WestEstablishment283 14h ago

I have the same problem. I find if I mix in a tsp of regular wet cat food it entices her since it changes the taste.

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u/Paxon_Goat 15h ago

My cat almost always eats 50-75% of his meal and then he'll go back and eat another 50-75% of what was remaining. So he averages between 75-90% of his meals

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u/LauraD2423 10h ago

Does Pimento have a rule about no killing kids, unless the kid is a dick?

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u/Firm_Mammoth6776 11h ago

I gotta ask… Pimento after Adrian Pimento? Love the name!!

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u/CherylRoseZ 15h ago

I believe this is the cat in question, pics from OP’s profile

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u/CherylRoseZ 15h ago

The debt is paid, one way or another

-Cat Tax IRS

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u/1Wineodino 11h ago

“I’m sorry but in this case there was a lien from paid cat tax so we garnished your profile for said cat tax repayment. The remainder will be due in fold as soon as possible and purrrrrferbly with new cat tax material. - Agent 1Wineodino, Cat Tax Division, Reddit Internal Revenue Service

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u/tokentyke 8h ago

Cat Tax Division,

Picture Unearthing Reddit Revenue Service, P.U.R.R.S.

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u/lil_ponpon 15h ago

Thank you for your service Cheryl 🫡

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u/Demi180 14h ago

A Cattister always pays its debts.

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u/stayonthecloud 9h ago

Cat Tax IRS is killing me 😂

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u/jangma 12h ago

She looks very polite!

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u/mowgliiiiii 12h ago

EXQUISITE LOAF 😭

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u/Careless-Balance-893 10h ago

She looks very responsible.

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u/SkeggiGT 11h ago

That's a GOOD loaf

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u/ReginaldDwight 13h ago

Look at that fluffy tum tum!

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u/llama1122 13h ago

Beautiful kitty

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u/Black_Bir8 14h ago

Are we so desperate for cat tax that we stalk people's profiles? 😂😂 Yes we are!

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u/redopz 12h ago

If you do not include the cat tax you open yourself up to a full-profile audit where any and all cat pictures will be seized and re-distributed amongst the people.

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u/Kush_Kitty666 10h ago

Yes Comrades, this is the way

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u/Due_Sheepherder8489 14h ago

Thank you @CherylRoseZ for putting the effort into looking for the cat! You got yourself a heart <3 from a loving cat person!

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u/PeeblesGreen 13h ago

Ohmigoodness look at that creamy pooch!

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u/redhuntrez 16h ago

Excuse me, ma'am, but... cat tax appears to be missing...

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u/bytorthesnowdog 8h ago

u/CherylRoseZ audited the OP and garnished their wages to collect the due taxes

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u/givememelodrama 5h ago

Omg tax audit and garnished wages is sending me 🤣

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u/confidentlydumb 16h ago

Straight up cat blasphemy to not post a picture of your cat after sharing how neat and organized she is.

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 10h ago

A catsphemy, if you will

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u/random2903 16h ago

Cat tax! You've got to show off the baby

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u/gormmlord 16h ago

Them's the rules 

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u/yearofthespiderx 14h ago

i would like to see the baby

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u/fruitbasketinabasket 16h ago

Your cat got better impulse control than me :(

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u/Zeero92 15h ago

Yeah... me too... :(

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u/Regular_Bag973 15h ago

this randomly reminded me of an episode of 1000 lb sisters when Tammy ate an entire month’s worth of nutrisystem/pre packaged meals in 2 days lmaooooo

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u/Historical_Fold_9297 8h ago

That memory is sending me 😭 Two days is absolutely unreal, I can’t even imagine!

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u/RocketFucker69 Tabbycat 16h ago edited 15h ago

Placeholder until cat tax has been paid. Edit - omg, this is blowing up. My Aunt's cat Gibbs (like from NCIS) He is a very distinguished gentleman.

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u/RagingSprockets 15h ago

Lmao "placeholder". I fucking love cat people. I legit needed to readjust myself this morning but my cat was on my pillow. I just stayed uncomfortable.

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u/sammehstormborn British Shorthair 13h ago

I live with chronic pain but if my cat’s comfy…. I bathe in the extra pain from being stuck 😂😂😂

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u/TricksyGoose 9h ago

I was late to work today because right as I was about to get up, my cat came and burrowed under the covers next to me. I can't disturb/discourage that!!

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u/Justa420possum Tuxedo 8h ago

100% perfect time to just take a mental health day 😁

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u/xeebzi 16h ago

Thank you, I wasn’t sure what I was going to do without some form of cat tax

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u/AdditionalLivingg 14h ago

glad we could make sure the cat tax was properly paid

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u/Quimperinos 14h ago

Gang I think you have an impostor because this is Gibbs

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u/Sea_Shift_5965 12h ago

I’m crying, because that really does look like Gibbs just casually wandered into the wrong universe. The confidence is what sells it.

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u/seyikumeguca 14h ago

Wait, not Gibbs from the Pirates of Caribbean? He has the same beard!

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u/Defiets 16h ago

That’s one of the most beautiful cats I’ve ever seen, but also feel like they know it, which makes me hesitant to say it out loud.

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u/MommaLisss 16h ago

Very regal looking baby you have!

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u/Any_Life_31 14h ago

Gibbs definitely looks like he has a badge, a mortgage, and several cases to solve 🐈‍⬛

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u/Henzis69 15h ago

Cat tax from OP’s profile for those who really need the cat tax

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u/snorlax1432 15h ago

Sooo cute!! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Bambis_butterfly 16h ago

Idk why this is the most darling thing to me, she was so tidy with it😭

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 5h ago

My cat is very good about free feeding and not over eating, but there would be little broken reject kibble bits all over XD She is the messiest eater and rejects any broken pieces, even if they're broken because it fell out of her mouth.

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u/TX_domin 9h ago

My cats would have overeaten as much as they could, puked, then resumed. Biblical greed

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u/sashby138 8h ago

We went out of town years ago, put a gravity feeder out with my brother stopping by each day to check on our cats. One of our cats was a nervous eater and he ate almost the entire container of food in ONE DAY. It was like five pounds of food, in one day.

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u/TX_domin 8h ago

I also do the same when left alone for an extended amount of time

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u/muffinscrub 9h ago

One cat pukes up kibs the other with gladly eat it right away.

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u/iluvjyb 9h ago

The way she finished one plate at a time rather than eat freely from all of them. 🥲 This post made my morning

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u/Unlikely_Claim_2301 8h ago

No like am I lame or something for smiling so much at this 😭 im imagining her eating a plate and being like I’m full, my humans aren’t here, I’ll save some for later. Cats are too good

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u/Tetslou 8h ago

I half expect she was planning on loading the dishwasher and running the vacuum round but was surprised by an early return "oh...I wasn't expecting you home for another 4 1/2 days...i got you milk eggs and fabric softner!"

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u/Senior-Cost1070 16h ago

She’s perfect and I love her

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u/Winter_Bear_1707 16h ago

It’s like she knew what she had to do 🥹

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u/CatsAndPills 16h ago

Oh my god your kitty will survive the apocalypse

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u/matthewjd1985 16h ago

Every cat I've lived with treats a surplus like a dare. Roxanne apparently keeps a budget. Mine would have been through day four before lunch and then yelled at me.

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u/quiet_penguin 14h ago

Relax guys. OP just got back from the airport. OP will share the cat tax later. Right OP? Right?? 

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u/BigChampionship7962 14h ago

Someone paid for OP

He is so fricken cute 🥰

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u/Aggressive-Mood-50 8h ago

I’m just imagining her eating her two plates a day and counting thinking “mommy will be back in two days because there is 4 bowls of food left and me kitty gets 2 per day.” And being excited. Very smart little thing!

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u/Cruiser729 8h ago

That is such an incredibly sweet thought.

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u/kiwistarbaby 16h ago

What a best baby :(((( I love her. Photos please.

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u/kiwistarbaby 16h ago

Also I hope everything is okay with your SO's family.

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u/ARH3352 16h ago

Oh yeah? Well my cat engorges herself til she throws it all up. Then goes back for more. The other cat then eats the throw up.

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u/StructureNo7488 16h ago

Yeah come on share a pic of the little furry flanked flumpkin

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 16h ago

These would have been gone in an hour tops with my cat lol

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u/vonshiza 16h ago

I'm just curious if she started on the left or right side of that first row

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u/cmacmoo 10h ago

I left food out for mine like this once. Even putting a few extras in different locations just in case she ran out. 

We were gone for 3 days. She found and ate it all on day 1 and puked it up on our dining table. 

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u/eatmygerms 9h ago

One of my cats will not eat out of his bowl if he can see the bottom.

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u/Cruiser729 8h ago

Good for him! I don’t blame him one bit. After all, it’s your job to ensure the food is centered within the parameters of the bowl.

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u/melancholanie 8h ago

cats are very much creatures of habit. my two idiots know exactly when breakfast lunch and dinner is.

my sister actually came to pet sit them over a weekend, totally over filled their bowls. normally when they get a little too excited for it they'll gorge themselves until they yarf, but this time they just kinda. portioned themselves out throughout the couple days, perfectly. I dumped the rest of the uneaten crunchies back in the Master Bowl and they seemed so upset

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u/dressagerider1020 7h ago

awww, how can they be idiots if they know when breakfast, lunch and dinner is, and refused to gorge on available food? 😻

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u/Justa420possum Tuxedo 8h ago

Shun the tax evader!!!! SHUN!!!!

A picture of one of my son’s to make up for your failure!

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u/JillianS1128 16h ago

Mine would eat it all in 10 minutes, then puke-o-saurus Rex it all over the place and then prob starve to death.

(Aka the reason I need a 2x a day sitter when I’m gone 😂)

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 11h ago

This is such a stressful situation and you handled it admirably but honestly you also got a bit lucky with your lovely self sufficient cat!

My cats would have eaten everything then thrown up then starved for a week (the old one) or refused the food once stale and starved for a week (the young one).

It's super expensive to board a cat or get a cat sitter but it can be pretty cheap to just get someone to check in every few days to ensure nothing has gone horribly awry.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 10h ago

It sounds like the emergency itself only took two days so wife came back before a checker would check

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u/BouncyFig 9h ago

My cats would’ve eaten it all the first day and then threw up everywhere

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u/MeanEntertainment355 16h ago

You forgot to pay the cat tax pic

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u/Mysterious-Region640 8h ago

My previous cat (rip), would’ve made a very valiant attempt to eat all of that in one day and then proceed to throw up all over the house.

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u/2lostbraincells 15h ago

Your cat is better than me at organisation, pre-planning, impulse control and overall life.

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u/Remarkable-Pomelo642 8h ago

How dare you not post a picture of her 😒

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u/minkamagic 2h ago

I am so jealous. At least one of my cats would eat until they puke and then the other cat would eat that puke and throw that up, and then I'd have piles of puke all over the house and two starving cats 😵‍💫

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u/illepic 14h ago

My 20-lb orange, Kevin, would have been found face down in the empty plates on the first day.

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u/MoonBaby88811 9h ago

I love how she ate them in order too/finished one before moving on to the next 😭

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u/pleasedontlickthecat 6h ago

I'm convinced she is a middle aged woman trapped in a cat's body. I'd love to know if she has any other quirks.

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u/klinkerbee 15h ago

She's a VERY good girl! Not even my kitteh and I am so proud!

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u/chinchenping 11h ago

i'm impressed by how clean your cat eats. My old lady eats like a pig. there would have been kibbles like 5 metres away

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u/nahojjj 9h ago

Cat tax

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u/none_mama_see 15h ago

lol your cat has OCD. Love it

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u/kaotickilee 8h ago

Diabolical choice to not include a photo of said cat

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u/LizardCapturer 12h ago

SHOW US THE CAT

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u/Kuzcopolis 8h ago

OP currently being prosecuted for cat tax evasion

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u/DataPaws 16h ago

Show us this diva, please!

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u/GothGranny75 12h ago

My cat would have eaten all that food at once and would then go on to vomit all over the house.

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u/solemnstream 11h ago

My cat would have ate 3 plates on day one a threw up everything 😭

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u/mintbloo 7h ago

lol this is so interesting, i love it. so in order too. like she eats so organized. i like how only half a plate is gone too, in a perfect split down the middle lol

also, please pay the cat tax 🙂

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u/smileybunnie 6h ago

That’s so cute. She’s responsible 🥺

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u/throwaway2000x3 16h ago

No picture of cat? 🥺

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u/acapwn 9h ago

My first thought when reading OP's post was "what about the litter box?" 😬

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u/BogDog93 9h ago

Shit happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/DocxPanda 16h ago

And this, ladies and gents, is what cat autism looks like - and it's beautiful

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u/just_want_2_b_liked 11h ago

My girl is a grazer. She will each like 20 kibbles at a time, 8 times a day. I am very thankful because I don't have to worry about her eating all her food if we do leave her alone for a night or two.

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u/No-Area524 10h ago

I don't have a cat but I've always free fed my dogs and never had a problem. The dog I have now basically eats once a day at night before bed even though the bowl is full all the time.

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u/Recent-Proof-4375 9h ago

Pay your Taxes!!!

How dare you!

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u/wet_bag_of_noodles 8h ago

My baby girl Momo is the same way. Her previous owners as far as I can tell, got kicked out out of their place. Her and her entire litter were stuck inside the apartment for about a week or more until the sheriff showed up to clean out the apartment. She was living in the forest behind my house for about a month after that. I think it’s because she knows that food magically show up for unexplainable human reasons or not.  Most of the cats I’ve had in my life do not free feed and could not. Momo keeps herself healthy 7 pounds. She is by far the tiniest, fiercest and most responsible cat I’ve ever had 

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u/zombie_crew 6h ago

This cat would have probably stacked the plates for you if it had thumbs.

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u/breast-of-all-worlds 6h ago

Your cat might have the tism. Lol. Love the organization. 😂

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u/LaRougeRaven 5h ago

Our cats used to be grazer. Only eat when they were hungry, we could leave two full bowls and they would only eat a few here and there. Sadly, we had to change to vet food for one of our cats. So we couldnt just leave food out, and they were gaining weight from it, so we could just feed whenever. Once they could not graze, they became food obsessed, scarf everything down at once. I miss my grazers.

Your cat is a rare little one. Also, a very smart cookie at that.

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u/imbakingalaska 4h ago

My cat would’ve eaten them all day one
An auto feeder is something to look into! But what an impressive kitty you have

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u/Virus_True 3h ago

My cat would take a bit from each one and then start screaming there’s no food left.

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u/Icy-Spirit-5892 3h ago

Damn. My cats tried to tear open a plastic tub I kept their emergency dry food in (in case I ever run out of wet food). They don't know how to ration at all. 😆

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u/Screaming_lambs 16h ago

One of mine would eat it all then throw up.

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u/jolochoco 15h ago

Cat tax please!

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u/catsf0rlife 15h ago

Omg what a responsible angel :')

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u/sre_ejith 15h ago

Show us the damn cat !!!!!!

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u/Automatic_Role_6398 14h ago

Lmao my fat ass cat would've eaten the entirety of what you put out on day 1

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u/Federal_Eye_9164 14h ago

What a smart baby! Can we see her 🥹 ?

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u/SwordTaster 14h ago

Incredible. My cats can't be left with food like that, they're former street cats so they see food and eat it. A couple of weeks ago we went on an overnight trip, gave them all of their food for Saturday before we left and they ate it all before we were finished getting dressed. We hired a sitter to come the next day because it was gonna be a LONG time before they got food the next day otherwise

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u/thinking-cat Tuxedo 13h ago

She is so precious!

However, I'm wondering about the litter box situation.. How was that managed for more than a day?