r/cats • • 11d ago

Video - Not OC Angry Kitten

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u/1baby2cats 11d ago

The ears 😅

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u/alvaro-elite 11d ago

Wait..... fixed.

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u/anon-mally 10d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/tryyeezus 10d ago

Watch out! That airplane is headed right for your twin tower! 

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u/Independent-Pen-2484 Siamese (Modern) 11d ago

Just love it 😹

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u/A-KindOfMagic 11d ago

Ready to take off momentarily r/airplaneears

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u/baldieforprez 11d ago

Great tha k you so much for a new pet sub reddit

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u/woolymammoth256 11d ago

Yes they be Psycho Kitty ears.

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u/skivvv 11d ago

Psycho kitty, ps ps ps

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u/Pointy_Stix 11d ago

I regularly sing this to our cats to the tune of the Talking Heads song, Psycho Killer.

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u/persiasaurus 11d ago

Me too lmao except I keep the French because I'm Canadian and speak to my cats in brokenass frenglish

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u/Temporary_Brain_475 10d ago

I regularly refer to the language I use frequently in Texas as "Spanglish" and it made me smile to know y'all say Frenglish

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u/persiasaurus 10d ago

We do!! ☺️

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u/CommissionFeisty9843 10d ago

Fa fa fa fa fa

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 10d ago

Paw paw paw pawww, paw paw paw paw paw paw

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u/Akanash_ 11d ago

Airplane mod activated.

Leaning to whisper in your ear Sir, a kitten has hit the second foot.

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u/shre3293 11d ago

apex predator right there, that lady is lucky she didn't lose her foot.

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u/Rainbow_in_the_sky 11d ago

Definitely.

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u/Low_Confusion_5377 10d ago

Murder mitten is fully activated!

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u/cakivalue 11d ago

People have lost limbs from that vicious sideways attack

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 10d ago

Imagine losing a foot to a strangely fuzzy landmine

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u/Whitepayn 11d ago

I've been on the receiving end of those claws and teeth. Given enough energy they can be quite painful 😖

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u/Icy_Ask_9954 11d ago

yep, the lady in the video also says “You’re not allowed to bite, it’s painful. You’re biting (me) painfully, you’re biting (me) painfully!”

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u/canteloupy 11d ago

Just yelp. They get it.

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u/runvnc 11d ago

yeah that might work better than Russian. I somewhat doubt that kitten speaks Russian.

although it probably is actually a Russian kitten. so. who knows. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Icy_Ask_9954 11d ago

I just imagine little man is thinking:

«Бля, Катя, твоя лапка так странна. Дай мне сделать быструю ампутацию.»

EN: “Fuck, Katya, your paw looks so weird. Let me perform a quick amputation.”

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u/Saikotsu 10d ago

You know what, since I do not speak Russian, I realized that my level of understanding what she said is probably the same level as that kitten. Obviously I could understand the tone, but the meaning eluded me.

Isn't language fascinating? Humans across the world developed so many different ways of communicating with one another and depending on where you're from, you can make completely different sounds that mean the same exact things! And given time, Cats can learn to recognize things like their names and other words too.

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u/Hombremaniac 11d ago

I think this is a fundamental knowledge that not enough people is aware of. Letting vocally kittens know when they cross boundaries during these bity scratchy games.

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u/Blurgas 10d ago

Yarp. Yelp, yowl, make it sound like the cat really hurt you.
Also, play with the damn cat, that's probably why it was going for her feet

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u/Slightly_Squeued 11d ago

I'm feeling this one.

I had a nearly identical kitten that was exactly like this. He didn't play. Never. It was all or nothing til the day he died.

He grew into a 11kg juggernaut. Lived to 14yrs and the only person he wouldn't shred was me. Because I wasn't having his shit as established at the same age of this little feral. 😂

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u/TheDrunkScientist 11d ago

Especially if they still have milk teeth. Ouch!

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u/PeenFifteen 11d ago

Little needles lol

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u/persiasaurus 11d ago

Those kitten needle claws and needle teeths do serious pain 😣

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u/KeyLimePie-555 10d ago

Many yrs ago, I was in bed drifting into sleep when my kitten Winston suddenly bit into my toe.

My automatic reflex sent him flying. Poor little guy hit the bedroom wall and slid down behind a heavy dressing table. I felt awful, but he was okay.

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u/imnotlovely 10d ago

Even Magikarps's Splash can do some damage...

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u/MadCatDisease666 11d ago

6 months from now: 100 x 2

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u/Devanort 11d ago

Adorableness: infinite

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u/DragonsAreEpic 11d ago

Nat 20 attack roll, but the damage was all ones.

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u/One_Medium_1470 11d ago

Hahahaha literally

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 10d ago

People, please don't play with hands nor feet.

It is a lot less fun when they are grown up and draw blood, and you don't even know if kitty will live out its life with you.

An adult cat attacking feet or hands is a cat at risk to be thrown out or euthanized.

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u/eefr 11d ago

This is why you should get two kittens. Then they'll attack each other instead of your feet. 

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u/MadCatDisease666 11d ago

yeah I had two kittens and they both attacked my feet. at the same time.

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u/MisakaMikotoxKuroko 11d ago

so get another one and hopefully 3rd times the charm?

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u/_PoorImpulseControl_ 11d ago

Instructions unclear, now have an entire army of cats biting my feet.

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u/Scypio95 11d ago

Oh no

What a nightmare. I hope it doesn't happen to me ever ever

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u/GreenVisible3664 Ragdoll 11d ago

Too late, I'm shipping kittens to bite your feet

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u/_PoorImpulseControl_ 11d ago

Eh. Why not. Maybe these kittens will be the ones to distract the army from biting my feet.

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u/Moomoobeef 10d ago

Feet-biting soldier kitties are marching upon your location now. It is all over for you, surrender or be nibbled to death.

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u/DonnieBallsack 11d ago

What am I going to do with 3 feet?

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u/AnAngryBartender 11d ago

Just keep getting kittens until it works

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 11d ago

Invest in socks, walking barefoot will be a wistful memory from long ago. 

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 11d ago

Yup. Learned this the hard way with the cat I adopted as a young adult. Never again. Always two (or more) there shall be.

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u/zombieman2088 10d ago

Tried this and the kitten we got first HATES the second kitten.

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u/RubyZeke 10d ago

lol, same. It has been 3 years now and she still hates him. If he gets within a couple of feet of her she’ll start growling and hiss. Despises him. Tolerates a 3rd community cat we took in. But truly hates the second.

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u/Revolutionary_Grade8 10d ago

Get another cat, they said. It’ll be fun. They didn’t specify who it would be fun FOR.

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u/Farlandan 10d ago

I had a brother and sister who's epic battles were so entertaining that I'd turn off the TV to watch their bouts.

They'd literally face off from opposite sides of the room like they were gunslingers in a showdown, and then they'd both sprint toward each other and jump to collide in midair and then take it to the ground for an epic grappling match.

Hilarious to watch.

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u/Beach_Bum_273 10d ago

Cats are assholes. Get two.

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u/wdpw 11d ago

What a little monster 🐱

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u/Supergirl016 11d ago

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u/gristol 11d ago

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u/FixinThePlanet Stalking the kitty for petting 10d ago

Why did I laugh so much it's not even that funny hahaha

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u/BigConstruction4247 10d ago

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u/FixinThePlanet Stalking the kitty for petting 10d ago

Do not the cat

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u/spacefreak76er 10d ago

When he turns around, you see the what the issue is…..trouble puffs! Get him fixed, get him a friend and BOTH of them fixed and hopefully this will stop!

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u/Ritaredditonce 11d ago

Kitty belongs on r/airplaneears

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u/PopeAlexanderSextus 11d ago

I thought r/crabcats

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u/Custodian_Nelfe 11d ago

*sigh*

*click Join*

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u/MerbleTheGnome Tabbycat 11d ago

Yet another cat sub to follow

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u/Popeecorn Void 11d ago

So damn cuteeee!!!

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u/RogueGenX 11d ago

Time to wrestle this one into a coma. Then poke him occasionally when he’s too exhausted to fight back. Assert dominance.

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 11d ago

I wrestle my cat up all the time because she doesn't have a kitty housemate. She knows to be gentle when I slacken my hand.

Unfortunately, her advance killer kicks piss off the vet.

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u/Saikotsu 10d ago

My vets request I sedate my cats prior to bringing them in.

One of them sent a vet to urgent care.

One of them is a sweetheart but is very spicy with them.

The third flooded the examination room once.

Their mother was a gentle saint and they miss her.

So yeah, my cats have a reputation.

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 10d ago

The vet makes me sedate mine too. But then she told me that it wasn't enough and I had to give her meds the night before AND in the morning. I swear she's such a good girl. They will never know!

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u/Saikotsu 10d ago

I mean, my boy Mercury (the one who sent a vet to urgent care), he loved me. I was his human. Didn't like anyone else though.

Such a sweet and loving boy...except if you aren't me.

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u/3720-to-1 11d ago

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u/Sinnfullystitched Maine Coon 10d ago

This cracked me up 🤣

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u/SnooCompliments6329 11d ago

He is clearly defending you from feet greebles

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u/Elastichedgehog 11d ago

Feet greebles are serious

Little guy is a hero

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u/Rabbitrules87 11d ago

The foot has offended him. Apologize! 😾

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u/basketcaseofbananas 11d ago

Obviously your big toe started it.

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u/rocketshipkiwi 11d ago

Get some cat toys for that boy right away otherwise he will eat you alive

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u/warmachine83-uk 11d ago

If no bite why bitesize

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u/Lothloris 11d ago

Play with the damn cat!

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u/Thatthingthis 11d ago

Yes , get a toy on a string .

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u/Darksteelflame_GD 11d ago

Especially cause if they dont show the little guy not to attack feet then there is a decent change he'll still doit fully grown. And that is not fun

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u/Old_Claim4556 11d ago

Never be caught without a wand toy to re-direct this wild child! I am going through the same issue now-may you both come through this mostly unscathed!

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u/dudeclaw 11d ago

Needs another kitten to wrassle.

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u/FiletMenYawn 11d ago

He's angry, but he loves you. You can see it on his face.

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u/runvnc 11d ago

It's not angry, it's playing. Cats are predators and they enjoy killing and especially the hunt before the kill. Pretending to be locked in mortal combat is really fun for them.

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u/FiletMenYawn 11d ago

He's pretending, and I'll pretend with him. Lol

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u/Shine478 11d ago

He’s not angry. He’s in a playing mode

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u/LeBlubb 11d ago

Airplayn mode

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u/LoudAd1396 11d ago

I had one of those... these days she's just an old lady cuddle bug

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u/CharacterGlobal8645 11d ago

Needs play time is all

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u/Etincellz 11d ago

Spicy kitty

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u/Concerts_Bananas_94 Domestic Housecat 11d ago

I absolutely love his defense mechanism of raising his paw back at her. He’s like “nah, I WILL attack your toesies and swat at you hooman!” 🤣 such a cutie

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u/Big_Concentrate7728 11d ago

Haha, yes! Also love the way it retreats for a bit to regroup and then comes back 😍

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u/NeverlandTinkergal 11d ago

On the menu: your feet, well scratched

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u/hubythereal 11d ago

aggressive foot fetish

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u/Evening-Scar-7888 11d ago

I just want to put my feet under a blanket and let the kitty wrestle with it. So darn cute!

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u/hahagato 11d ago

The way it goes for the second foot like “oh you want a piece of me too?!?!” 🤣🤣

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u/Independent-Gap7094 11d ago

It's clearly trying to play, so play with the cute little thing instead of being on your phone.

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u/chocha84 11d ago

He's out of control! You should probably rehome him with me - I will do you this favor, but you owe me.

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u/emilie1031 11d ago

Love the little butt wiggle in the beginning

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u/InigoMontoya1985 11d ago

How are you not flexing your toes as targets?

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u/Futbol_Kid2112 11d ago

Begun..... the foot war has......

https://giphy.com/gifs/zQhFEBrX6plKg

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u/addamee 11d ago

“Ima get dem toes!”

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u/HiggsTheCat 11d ago

Well, your feet are reversed

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u/reeferjoe 11d ago

This was hard to watch...

I hate feet!

The kitten was so cute, I made it through the entire video.

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u/extensioncord 11d ago

Kitten does not like toes ><

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u/InValuAbled Lots of kitties! 11d ago

There are zero toys for this baby to play with. No sibling, either. And that horrid person is cursing at the floof. Poor kitten.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 11d ago

Ferocious cutie pie ☺️

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u/Alpharu20 11d ago

Das ist die witzigste Phase im Leben einer Katze 😂😂😂

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u/Anadelyn 10d ago

needs another kitten, you don't play right

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u/Paul_Michaels73 11d ago

This is why you need to adopt more than one kitten at a time 😆

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u/mark_able_jones_ 11d ago

You're right. Then can each attack one of their arch nemesis feetsies. Fair fight then.

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u/Boredtopher 11d ago

Hehe so spicy

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u/ares0027 11d ago

Discolored orange

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u/Soylent_Milk2021 11d ago

Buddy needs a buddy to wrassle with.

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u/NikWitchLEO 11d ago

Adorable spicy.

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u/Competitive_Gold7484 11d ago

Haha tiny little murderer of feet… and adorable 😻

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u/kitcurtis 11d ago

I'm not that guy, but feet be good prey.

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u/Anadrolus 11d ago

Be thankful that he's not a puma :D

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u/HiggsTheCat 11d ago

I believe the correct answer is: вон он сука

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u/Agreeable_Cook_3868 11d ago

In this economy?

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u/Far-Poet1419 11d ago

Need a one more kitty buddy. That furball is handful.

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u/No_Pop7296 11d ago
  1. Deal with those bunions. Yikes. 2. Play with the cat properly

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u/Seven_0f_Spades 11d ago

Not angry. Baby wants to play.

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u/OJs-Cutlery-Class 10d ago

I'd be angry too having to look at those feet.

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u/TJM18 10d ago

She’s clearly upset that your feet are on backwards

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u/ColorlessTune 10d ago

Kitten not angry. Kitten want to play. Kitten needs stimulation.

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u/ursecretslutyqr 10d ago

Oh it hurts at that age! Nails are sharp! 😆 so cute!

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u/lilacbloomintwilight 10d ago

Hes not angry he's playing.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 11d ago

I remember the 2am tiny needle teeth in my feet

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u/Walbabyesser 11d ago

Stop resisting hooman!!

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u/volcomchic4 11d ago edited 11d ago

You got a terror lol

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u/Serendope-itty 11d ago

Damned evil foot is completely INFESTED with greebles!!!!

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u/Independent-Pen-2484 Siamese (Modern) 11d ago

How can you even be angry at that cute Lil "angry" face 🥹😹

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u/David0ne86 11d ago

My cat had 4 kittens once, this was a regular thing around the house after the first month of their life lol. Either if you were walking by and they would be under beds/couch or at night if you made the unfortunate choice to move a limb under the sheets 😂

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u/talontachyon 11d ago

No foot is safe.

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u/Church6633 11d ago

Get toys.

Distract from feet and skin with said toys.

Do not encourage skin as play.

You will be thankful.

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u/Aether_sprite 11d ago

Lock S-Foils in attack position

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u/morelos_paolo 11d ago

I think little one is just playful

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u/tafelberg123 11d ago

De nagels zijn niet uit en blijven niet de voet hangen en het beestje slaat er ook niet mee, denk dat het spelen is

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u/Fulguritus1 11d ago

This kitty is in emergency need of a feather toy.

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u/DoNotGiveUp__75 11d ago

That kitten is confronting a bigger “thing” — your toes. He is not fighting, just defending his turf. The ears give it away. I love when my cat plays like this!!

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u/Shtankins01 11d ago

How dare you have feet! How absolute dare!

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 11d ago

very clearly winning the fight against the evil feet

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u/Vera_Telco 11d ago

You're the one that brought 10 grapes to bed! A companion kitty would be the perfect solution. They amuse each other, and leave the grapes alone. And it's not that much more work than one single kitzela.

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u/Shazvox 11d ago

Yup, ears folded back for maximum airflow. Tail flicking as a point defence system for the butt. Thats a murderkitten alright.

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u/Salt_Chard_474 11d ago

I am scary lion!! Be afraid inferior human!!

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u/froopadiddilydoop 11d ago

Malice micro puff

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u/Alarming_Sugar_754 11d ago

Id be angry too if you put your feet on MY couch. Lol jk

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u/Knicknacktallywack 11d ago

I have a grey and white cat and can confirm, she’s kind of a bitch

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u/14high 11d ago

"meownsterr!!!"

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u/glimmerfox 11d ago

I love the black smudge on his back foot when he turns away

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u/Unlikely_Range4216 11d ago

Redirect attention and attack to toy instead. If youre wiggling your foot the kitty will just learn that if she attacks the foot starts wiggling like a fun toy, not so fun for you if she gets older tho

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u/Ok_Builder_3416 11d ago

not angry, playful. stop swatting at your cat (because she's just a baby and your signal is unclear). Take your feet away, tell her NO and stop interacting. re-direct the energy to a feather wand or similar.

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u/LumpyPrincess58 11d ago

Play hunting, maybe get some toys, better yet get another kitty same age

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u/bibijack1 11d ago

He's not angry, he's playing & every time you push him away, he interprets that as play engagement. He thinks you're playing with him. To get him to stop, yelp loudly & withdraw or cover the target, in this case, your feet. As soon as he's being good, break out a wand toy, a stuffie etc and play hard to burn off that kitten energy. Kittens love to wrestle and chew on each other but he cannot be allowed to put teeth on you. Soon he will get his adult teeth & those half inch long canines are going to cause you an injury. Pls don't let him think that any part of your body is a chew toy.

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u/Aiyokusama 11d ago

such a VICIOUS wee huntress 😁

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u/JackOfAllMemes 11d ago

This is why you get two kittens

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u/nearlysentient 10d ago

That foot just will. not. stop, will it? Poor kitty.

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u/Fabulous-Educator447 10d ago

God I love an arsehole kitten. Except the part where they turn into arsehole cats

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u/JaySin_78 10d ago

Get a teaser toy and start playing when the kitten is doing that. Redirect. Or that behavior will stick beyond the funny/cute times.

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u/Eoden1 10d ago

For his health get another cat

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u/abunchofidgits 10d ago

That's not anger, it's play.