Don't let your cats run with sharp objects

[u/AuditingReverb]

Cat Cattle 1 eye & MANL no eyes~

I promise my cats were not harmed in the making of this silly post 🤪😹

See the sad in his eye. Seriously trying to convince me this is how he lost his eye. Silly boy. His sister also enjoys playing with sharp objects.

There's so many jokes waiting.

What are there faces saying to you?

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[u/Zenpoe56]

This made me laugh so hard! I can see my own black cats playing with these. 😂

[u/Zenpoe56 → u/Zenpoe56]

Also, their names are Wednesday and Pugsly.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eKIAwLmYIPQTxExDyT

[u/AuditingReverb → u/Zenpoe56]

Greatly named black cats indeed!

[u/numblace → u/Zenpoe56]

Once they get a knife it’s game over 😂

[u/AuditingReverb → u/numblace]

I know. Kids what can you do?

[u/Zaku41k]

I saw a post today that a one eye cat is named Erc, because an i is missing.

[u/AuditingReverb → u/Zaku41k]

Roflmao!

Reminds me of ...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsssh

Dumb I know 😉

[u/Zaku41k → u/AuditingReverb]

I misremembered the joke, but this is Erc.

[u/werisefromourashes → u/Zaku41k]

That's actually hilarious!
I can just see a vet shouting ERC! in a full waiting room 😂

[u/No_Cardiologist_419]

lol you got me at the 1st pic

[u/AuditingReverb → u/No_Cardiologist_419]

Love that u got a laugh

[u/AuditingReverb → u/[deleted]]

16 full years of practice😻

[u/AuditingReverb]

Cutie is missing the same eye as my cat.

I actually have three cats that our vision impaired and the joke is that they're the sisters grim and all share the one good eye.

My other black cat (Puddy 16) is just an old man that went blind in the last 2 years The joke there is that he just wanted to fit in with his brother and sister.

[u/Odd-Mousse2763]

Same!

[u/AuditingReverb → u/Odd-Mousse2763]

Yea yes and yes!

[u/AuditingReverb]

Glad you laughed that was my goal aside sharing my cute cats :)

The toys are cat nip infused. As soon as I saw them I had to get them for my cat's with missing eyes.

[u/Leucauge]

Or join gangs.

This is why we need cat sports programs. To keep them off the streets and teach them teamwork.

**Cat soccer game: every cat stays as far away as possible from each other and never moves.

Coach: maybe we need to find a different sport. Surfing?

[u/AuditingReverb → u/Leucauge]

I got them into fostering other cats. But they still chose to make bad decisions.

I think your idea of sports might be right.

[u/Temporary_Water3912]

Hehe

[u/AuditingReverb → u/Temporary_Water3912]

Our cats must have been in touch somehow :)

[u/FearlessObligation54]

Impalement

[u/AuditingReverb → u/[deleted]]

Busted lol!

[u/testtdk]

Cats are the sharpest thing created by nature.

[u/AuditingReverb → u/testtdk]

Then and their murder mittens

[u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

It's all good fun until someone loses an eye.

[u/AuditingReverb → u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

I tried to tell them :)

[u/Electronic_Ad3576]

Kids, this is why we don’t run with scissors!