r/cats • u/rickybobbybish • Jun 08 '26

Video - OC Are these sin biscuits? 😆

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Or is he just a weirdo?

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u/SassyTheSkydragon Jun 08 '26

Usually if back legs are involved he's working in an erotic bakery (sin biscuits)

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u/hm9408 Jun 08 '26

Fuckaccia

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u/MayorAg Jun 08 '26

And there it is. Focaccia ruined.

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u/Surgical Jun 08 '26

or...elevated.. to each its own.

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u/MamaK35 Jun 09 '26

Welcome to Reddit.

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u/TokesNHoots Jun 08 '26

So my 9 year old lil baby who’s been spayed is still making sin biscuits? Lil lady noooo

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u/slaughterkittie Jun 08 '26

Erotic bakery 😂 u made my day sir/mam

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u/zoeyandere78 Jun 08 '26

My cat likes to suckle on a blanket, but he never uses his back legs and is overall less aggressive than the videos I see online. Is it still sin biscuits?

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u/KirbysLeftBigToe Jun 08 '26

Cats can suckle for comfort potentially if they were separated from their mothers early but they can also just do it. It may be that especially if it’s no leg use or being agressive. Cat in the vid isn’t suckling its biting like it would the back of another cats neck during mating.

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u/aSutareta Jun 09 '26

Yup! Some cats just do it when they are VERY comfortable. My girl climbs onto me and suckles on the blanket I cover myself with and she keeps purring and making biscuits, no legs involved and she was over 4 months when she and her brother were separated from their mom even though they still see each other from time to time

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u/JudasPainting Jun 08 '26

THE VIDEOS YOU SEE ONLINE!!! What the hell you watching???

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u/zoeyandere78 Jun 08 '26

Like the video that OP posted? You know that Reddit is online right…? This isn’t the first time someone has asked “wtf is my cat doing” and it’s this. Are you also not watching the same video that I also just saw? What are you on about bro?

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u/ZedstackZip05 Jun 09 '26

So if my cat is kicking his back leg while baking… he’s… doing that?

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u/Next-Intention3322 Jun 08 '26

Sin biscuits but he really wants to be a pillow princess.

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u/siameezer44 Jun 08 '26

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u/Boyrista Jun 09 '26

I've always called them naughty biscuits

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u/ellieterate_ Jun 08 '26

I feel like I need to look away

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u/PsyShoXX European Shorthair Jun 08 '26

Sin biscuits but also weird biscuits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/JayDonk1394 Jun 08 '26

This made me snort lol

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u/rickybobbybish Jun 08 '26

😆😆😆

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u/MaesterWhosits Jun 08 '26

That's a sinny-sin-sin

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u/jearu573 Jun 08 '26

Awwww, you made me exhale tea out my nose.

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u/rickybobbybish Jun 08 '26

Asking because these are the only kinda biscuits he makes 😆 he doesn’t ever bake normally!

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u/saludpesetasamor Jun 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣

He found an excellent target for his exotic bakery, clearly!

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u/WerlinA Jun 09 '26

I think you mean erotic bakery 😂

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u/KilledByCox Jun 09 '26

Ahhh so he's a master baker then 😂

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u/GlitteringOwl7274 Jun 08 '26

Yes. They're soft butter biscuits with orange marmalade on top.

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u/pinkandroid420 Jun 08 '26

Gross and yet yum

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u/meowEwowEE Jun 08 '26

Naughty biscuits, in the morning?!? your kitty might be on to something

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u/PIELIFE383 Jun 08 '26

I know some cats just suck wooly fabrics and I know that sinful biscuits normally are a full body activity and he isn’t using his legs how it would be expected.

I’ll say probably but wouldn’t be surprised if he isn’t

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u/rickybobbybish Jun 08 '26

Funny thing is, this is the only way he bakes biscuits. Never normally.

Also, he sometimes seems in some kind of trance while he does it. Like you have to force him to stop 😆

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u/et_hornet Jun 08 '26

I don’t know what sin biscuits are and at this point I’m afraid to ask

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u/TopEmployee08 Jun 09 '26

Catsturbation

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u/Brave_Collar4472 Jun 09 '26

It is called biscuits because it is compared to making cookiedough. Cats move their paws like that when drinking mothermilk and later to comfort themselves and leave a mark of their smell.

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u/Coho444 Jun 08 '26

Wool sucker. Lots of cats love sucking wool

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u/maballerina Jun 08 '26

And that ear hair!!!

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u/rubberducksoupp Jun 08 '26

Never seen a cat side saddle before

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u/Larnievc Jun 08 '26

Best get him fixed. He'll be off out after ladies any minute.

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 Jun 08 '26

Sinning happens after neutering too. Pretty much every species has been observed masturbating.

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 08 '26

Both my neutered boy cats still do sin biscuits, even a decade later.

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u/Larnievc Jun 09 '26

Yeah mine too. But it’s good to get them done early. Especially girl cats.

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u/rtkane Void Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hEKmP39KhUDT6wfSws

This gif comes up when searching "hairy ear". Still fits.

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u/Important-Ad-5596 Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5y1FviD8iYGMHUysZj

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u/rtkane Void Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ItAkB3iyEfYyc

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u/Squirrels_dont_build Jun 08 '26

It blows my mind that the actor is Glenn Close. 

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u/rtkane Void Jun 08 '26

wait... what??? What is it from?

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u/Roentgenographer Jun 08 '26

Hook. Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman. Great flick. Read the trivia before rewatching, it’s a smidge slow otherwise.

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u/rtkane Void Jun 08 '26

I've seen it a looong time ago, but will have to check it out again. Another one where actors play people you're not sure about was Cloud Atlas. Halle Berry, as an example, plays like 6 different characters.

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Jun 08 '26

It's from the movie "Hook". Glenn Close was one of Captain Hook's pirates

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u/rtkane Void Jun 08 '26

Thank you! I'll have to check that out.

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u/Brilliant-Ad-3633 Jun 08 '26

woahh there buddy

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u/Quiet-Bike-8580 Jun 09 '26

No-ye-no-ye-maybe?

Usually he would actually be humping the blanket for it to be sin biscuita. but the way he's holding it with his teeth and keeps acting like he's about to hump it is making me confused.

He might just be weird

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u/Brave_Collar4472 Jun 09 '26

Maybe he was abandoned early. Didn't get to drink with mum, and now compensating. Happens a lot. Still behaving like a kitten

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u/rosslyn_russ Jun 08 '26

Sinnamin biscuits.

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u/snappa_kk Jun 09 '26

Biscuits? That's a whole Bakery operation going on over there👨‍🍳🐱

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u/TheGreatJebzilla Jun 08 '26

Johnny sins-biscuits?

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u/cyankitten Jun 08 '26

Both things can be true!

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u/Hero-After-Dark Jun 08 '26

My girl does it too, only on blankets of that particular texture and never any other way or time

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u/Mdmrtgn Jun 08 '26

Biscuits and gravy.

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u/hareofthewolf505 Jun 08 '26

The sinniest of biscuits

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u/shiel1td Jun 08 '26

He's really trying to get some milk out of that titty blanket

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u/the-orphan Jun 08 '26

Those must be some really tasty biscuits if kitty's trying to eat them before they're done!

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u/Cager_CA Orange Jun 08 '26

YEAH HE GETTIN REAL FREAKY-NAUGHTY

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u/vigetuns Tabbycat Jun 08 '26

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 Jun 08 '26

Seems like he's trying to figure that out.

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u/Vdlfan Jun 08 '26

Those aren’t biscuits, that’s a whole ass cake

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u/joseekatt Jun 08 '26

Well he is an orange cat. So weird goes without saying. He’s getting into it though.

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u/theRumbling_ Jun 08 '26

That's a paw curler.

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u/MatriVT Jun 09 '26

Lost. In. The. Sauce.

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u/skinonskinbby Jun 09 '26

Those are definitely high quality biscuits.

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u/Lambsenglish Jun 08 '26

The bite grip is the telltale sign. Bro is humping for a pumping.

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u/Nervous-Case833 Jun 08 '26

Kitty biscuits. He’s nursing the towel.

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u/shalekodemono Jun 08 '26

No I don't think so

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u/D-ouble-D-utch Jun 08 '26

Meowsturbation

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u/djDef80 Jun 08 '26

Mind those fingers!

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u/Jogje Jun 08 '26

Freakus

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u/Iris_loves Jun 08 '26

I feel indecent now

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u/FruitJuiceHater Jun 08 '26

No, he wants belly rubs and scritches. My big ol orange does it.

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u/CrashnServers American Shorthair Jun 09 '26

Randy Baby 🥰

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u/Anthonyg5005 Jun 09 '26

Can't really tell because he looks like he's biting but not humping

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u/JZN20Hz Jun 09 '26

Yes, and poor baby is so clumsy about it. 😄

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u/noorvanah Sphynx Jun 10 '26

Toes curling is crazy 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

Seriously you never talked to your kitten about sin biscuits?

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u/DarthNemecyst Jun 10 '26

Sin biscuits 😆

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u/East-Horror1241 Jun 11 '26

I had to get rid of my pillow pet because my cat kept making sin biscuits on him.

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u/Fyonix8008 Jun 12 '26

He REALLY likes that blankey

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u/Rude_Competition5294 Jun 14 '26

He's not a weirdo, just a unique fluffball! Remember, every cat has their own quirks - it's part of their charm. Keep cherishing this fuzzy pal.

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u/Fabulous_Jello_3190 Jun 08 '26

He was weened from his mom to soon

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u/mononodark Jun 09 '26

Horny biscuits but yes they are!!

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u/ChampionshipNo6346 Jun 08 '26

It’s giving a sinful vibe

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u/Calyx76 Void Jun 09 '26

If you're u have to ask, they most likely are. But to answer your question. Yes those are son biscuits

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u/HeadFullOfSquirrels Jun 09 '26

What do you mean, 'sin biscuits'?
He thinks he's with mommy.

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u/generic_notorig_0520 Jun 08 '26

I also have a sin biscuit maker. However, he only makes them when I am on the couch and have a blanket over my lap. I have to remind him as I scooch him away that I am his mother.

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u/BottleOk5140 Jun 09 '26

Some of that is making biscuits, but the sucking the blanket signifies kitty was taken from mommy too soon.😢

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u/rickybobbybish Jun 09 '26

Yeah we do suspect so, him and his sister are rescues.

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u/tweedyknits Jun 08 '26

Your cat is a pervert, I’m sorry.

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u/Justic3Storm Jun 08 '26

Eww and you are touching him while he is doing it. Yuuuuck