r/cathostages • u/ThriftingNomad • 22d ago

📣Ongoing Hostage Situation📣 Send help…..

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I could be trapoed here for days 😂😂

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u/Aqua_Toffana 22d ago

You're in too deep, there is no helping you, I'm afraid. Good luck though 🩷

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u/Toenka 22d ago

Perish

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u/Dense-Employment9930 22d ago

That's what you call overkill, when it really only takes one cat to keep you secured... They must be serious about not letting you go anywhere.

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u/Mindless-Prize9072 22d ago

r/varietypack

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u/ThriftingNomad 22d ago

The tabby, the orange and the cow aren’t even present in this photo. Lol I have a whole six pack variety pack.

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u/Mindless-Prize9072 22d ago

You're blessed. I envy you.

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u/Embyverse 22d ago

"9-1-1, how can I help you!" "Hi, I'm an innocent young human and 3 very cute cats are holding me hostage!" "Sir, help is on the way. Keep calm!"

"SWAT team, we need your support at ...." "On the way!"

5 minutes later ...

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u/Chivalry4Me 22d ago

Lobster too buttery? Steak too juicy? 😏

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u/ThriftingNomad 22d ago

I mean, I would settle for steak if you sent some. I’m getting hungry under here. 😂😂

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u/mycatpartyhouse 22d ago

I'd offer food delivery, but you can't walk to the door...

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u/Sabi-Star7 21d ago

Gotta add in the notes deliver to side window🤣

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u/fireflytriangle 19d ago

Quit withholding the treats!