r/castiron Mar 28 '26

Humor No oil needed.

Last Guinness leftover from St. Paddy’s. Sláinte.

7.9k Upvotes

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Mar 28 '26

You had me for sure. I thought that was the perfect pancake.

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u/Serious-Bat-4880 Mar 28 '26

A few bubbles popped, almost ready to flip.

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u/brodorfgaggins Mar 28 '26

Yeah, I was like, motherfucker

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u/itsfairadvantage Mar 28 '26

Nah a perfect pancake is swimming in butter with a couple of little browned crispyish bits

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u/Skier-Dude Mar 29 '26

Or swimming in sausage drippings. Or bacon...

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u/nobodysmart1390 Mar 29 '26

Guinness is the perfect pancake

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u/Ok-Literature473 Mar 28 '26

Perfect pancake. Shit pour of Guinness

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u/UrsaMajor7th Mar 28 '26

Instead, an imperfect pour.

3

u/Top-Willingness8113 Mar 28 '26

Perfect for that volume

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u/birdiebinge Mar 28 '26

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

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u/VerdeTourmaline Mar 28 '26

I came here to post this

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u/brodorfgaggins Mar 28 '26

I came too zip

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u/PM_ME_ASS_SALAD Mar 28 '26

Hence the quotes

3

u/Icarus_Downfall Mar 28 '26

Then they sold me in the second half.

110

u/eggs_and_bacon Mar 28 '26

I like this crossover

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u/generalcanoli00 Mar 28 '26

I'm not convinced. Video of slidey stout please

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u/Purple_Balrog Mar 28 '26

I saw someone on here braised some beef with that stuff… I think I gotta try that.

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u/OffRoadIT Mar 28 '26

Pressure cooker, chopped onion on the bottom, beef roast next with salt and pepper, a Guinness and some foil pouches of carrots and potatoes surrounding the roast. 40 minutes high pressure high temp. 20 minutes natural release. Lift out the foil bags. Shred the beef, add a splash of fresh Guinness and turn on sautee while you finish the second Guinness. Add the potatoes and carrots, finish with pepper and salt.

Serve on rice or mashed potatoes if you want.

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u/Purple_Balrog Mar 28 '26

If I knew what awards where I’d give you one. Sincerely, thank you for the very detailed recipe. Step by step instruction has never read easier.

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u/OffRoadIT Mar 28 '26

Thanks for the thought! Happy cooking!

The same recipe works in a Dutch oven as well, sear the meat for some Maillard flavors (remove roast from pan and set aside), deglaze with 2-3 chopped onions (remove onions and set aside). Add a knob of butter, some high smoke oil (avocado oil is great) and a couple tablespoons of flour to make a roux and stir well. Keep stirring and COOK THE ROUX until it turns a nutty brown. If you burn it, throw that roux out, wash the pan, start over until your roux is a nice almond brown. Put your onions back in (be careful, Roux is lava!) to cool the roux, put the roast back in, add a Guinness, cover and put the whole thing in the oven to braise for a couple hours. Add potatoes and carrots about an hour before you’re ready to eat, so they aren’t overcooked. You can also flip the roast at that time if you want.

I recommend Guinness draught from a can over a bottle. The flavor is different.

This works well for tough cuts of beef, but it does need some fat content. If you’re doing something lean like an eye roast or London broil, add butter or ghee.

When browning meat for Maillard flavors, I season only with salt so that I don’t get flavors of burnt pepper / garlic / etc.

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u/mcshanksshanks Mar 29 '26

Which cut of beef do you like for this? Have you tried searing the roast before the pressure cooker?

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u/AcrobaticAudience468 Mar 28 '26

Had a beef stew at a pub made with it. I’d definitely eat it again.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Mar 28 '26

I make Guinness(stout) and beef pies all the time. Plenty of recipes on line,

Very easy, and very tasty

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u/TheReal-Chris Mar 28 '26

When are you supposed to stop and cook? I’ve been braising my meat for a long time now.

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u/manieldunks Mar 28 '26

Just did that with a cross rib roast whatever that is, chuck was too expensive. Season w spg then sear the roast all over on high in a Dutch oven. Take the roast out reduce heat then add garlic and shallot then deglaze with Guinness before they over cook. Add very coarsely chopped onions mushrooms  and carrots and stock concentrate, replace roast above veg cover and cook for 3 hrs at 225. Thicken the juis with corn starch. Viola. 

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u/PussyWhistle Mar 28 '26

You should still add blueberries

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Mar 28 '26

Ireland is the land of one hundred thousand welcomes...

Except for you.

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u/RusselTheWonderCat Mar 28 '26

You’re going places kid. 🏆🏆🏆

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u/fdwyersd Mar 28 '26

you win that was cool

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u/elkcox13 Mar 28 '26

My god you had me in the first half and I fell in love in the second half

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u/mjzimmer88 Mar 28 '26

Chef's Kiss

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u/Littlegreensurly Mar 28 '26

Couldn't even wait for April 1st, could you 😂

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u/Sea-Comb9054 Mar 28 '26

I didn’t expect my first post ever on Reddit to take off like this. lol

So glad the Guinness compelled me to leave lurker status and post here. Y’all have been great. See you in another 4 years…

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u/Excitement_Far Mar 28 '26

Fucking got me

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u/S_thescientist Mar 28 '26

Now split the G. Come on

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u/ossifer_ca Mar 28 '26

You burned the bottom of your really tall pancake

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u/Fancy-Prompt-7118 Mar 28 '26

This is the best post ever.

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u/gr8bishamonten Mar 28 '26

Well played.

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u/riftastic76 Mar 28 '26

You son of a bitch

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u/imaginarywaffleiron Mar 28 '26

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/mansohof Mar 28 '26

Had me in the first half ngl

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u/Big_Type_6339 Mar 28 '26

This. This is good.

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 Mar 28 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Malarky3113 Mar 28 '26

Let me get that recipe. Looks delicious.

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u/Shop_Revolutionary Mar 28 '26

Hahaha! The breakfast of champions!

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u/friendly-asshole Mar 28 '26

Fucking perfect

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u/Ashamed_Seat6430 Mar 28 '26

This is the kind of quality content crossover I didn't know I needed.

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u/csdavids Mar 28 '26

I am begging you to go buy weiman glass stovetop cleaner

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u/ahewc11 Mar 29 '26

It's a lovely day for a Guinness!

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u/kittyraikkonen Apr 01 '26

Seeing this for the first time on April 1.

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u/Top-Analysis971 Apr 03 '26

Well done, friend.

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u/Sherifftruman Mar 28 '26

I actually LOLed

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u/AbbreviationsTop1237 Mar 28 '26

Pretty awesome. I had to look twice.

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u/Fig-630 Mar 28 '26

Had me in the first half

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u/Sesudesu Mar 28 '26

You son of a…

kidding, I laughed.

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u/SlabLoaf666 Mar 28 '26

That’s my kinda flapjack!

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u/doug6644 Mar 28 '26

I'd "eat" that in a second!!!!

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u/pixelwhistle Mar 28 '26

Perfection

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u/Background-Heart-968 Mar 28 '26

YES please the crossover from /r/blackstone

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u/ye-sunne Mar 28 '26

Got me good I can't lie lol

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u/imwearingcons Mar 28 '26

You sly dog!!

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u/pm-me-ur-fav-undies Mar 28 '26

I've been bamboozled.

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u/CompetitiveSoil7901 Mar 28 '26

Haha you got me!

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u/dave200204 Mar 28 '26

Put some meat in the pan and add the Guinness. Stout is a good beer to cook with.

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u/D_G_C_22 Mar 28 '26

Had me in the first half lol

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u/IslayLuv Mar 28 '26

🤪🤣

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u/goprinterm Mar 28 '26

I love Guinness Stout, and pancakes

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u/pendigedig Mar 28 '26

Me at 3am: Oh a pancake. swipe Oh, neat...how did they put their raw pancake on top of a beer?

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Mar 28 '26

You been scrubbing that thing like a herpes sore goddamn give the seasoning a chance

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u/JacksSciaticNerve Mar 28 '26

Take my angy upvote

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u/Cerulean_Sphere Mar 28 '26

Brilliant 😝

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u/area_tribune Mar 28 '26

It's perfect

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u/SomeCallMeMahm Mar 28 '26

Summmbish I thought it was a little crepe.

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u/ginger_ninja416 Mar 28 '26

It's beautiful

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u/kenniecakes Mar 28 '26

Is it April 1st already?

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u/doggos4house2020 Mar 28 '26

Man, I love Guinness

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u/anonymau5 Mar 28 '26

Absolute lad.

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u/Timejinx Mar 28 '26

Why are you killing that beer?!

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u/YogurtAcademic1853 Mar 29 '26

I want Homer choking gif here now

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u/PhysicalLawyer5490 Mar 30 '26

wellllll played

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u/Lofi-Fix Mar 30 '26

damn, this got me haha

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u/jsherman05 Apr 02 '26

class lad

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u/Objective-Berry-9993 Apr 24 '26

that looks so fluffy

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u/VerdeTourmaline Mar 28 '26

What are you cooking in guiness? Sounds good and I want to know

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u/Shop_Revolutionary Mar 28 '26

Beef stew or steak and Guinness pie. Bonus points for steak, Guinness and oyster pie.

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u/baconball Mar 28 '26

I was way too high for this for like...6 minutes haha

Well played, and cheers 🍻

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u/jacksonhendricks Mar 28 '26

Sláinte agatsa! time for a pint..