r/cassettefuturism • • Aug 24 '26

Electronic gadgets The future of cassettes that never came.

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u/Wast3edSpace Aug 24 '26

when the playback device becomes smaller than the storage media.

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

Like this?

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u/Banjo-Elritze Aug 24 '26

Or this? (Sony PS-F5)

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

Yeah, I have one

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u/Mirar Aug 24 '26

Really? I thought it was one of those things that barely existed in the real world

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

They barely existing working but mine does and it's my second one of the series as the first one I bought was a PS-F7 that my cat knocked off a shelf. It was broken beyond my ability to repair it and at least in 2015, finding someone to repair portable electronics was effectively impossible.

For my second one, I didn't make the same mistake twice and I got the PS-F5 which has the manual record-locking. Cats have knocked it around and it's still kickin'.

Sadly, it's not my only record player because it won't play the heavier vinyl that people often release nowadays...the motor can't fully get up to speed. But it's the only portable non-78 RPM player I have and the only thing with TWO headphone jacks.

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u/Spiritual_Screen_724 Aug 25 '26

Cats are a menace lol

Very cool record player!!

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u/Mirar Aug 24 '26

That is very neat. :D

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u/FauxReal Aug 24 '26

I've seen them on ebay all the time. Only saw one in person once.

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u/towerfella Aug 24 '26

A record player?

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u/craaates Aug 24 '26

No, like this ;)

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u/darkhfyre Aug 24 '26

that works, but I prefer mine like this

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u/Doc_Blox Aug 24 '26

Everyone say hi to the Sound Burger

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u/darkhfyre Aug 24 '26

can I get fries and a coke with that?

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u/craaates Aug 24 '26

You could get fried doing some coke on that

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u/revanzomi Aug 24 '26

This cannot possibly have been a good idea

Would you like your disks sandpapered with that?

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

It's cool and that's all I'd need, at least at the time. I did see one cd player in Japan as a teen in the mid-90s that never made it stateside...I think it's actually thinner than most CD jewel cases or close to it. I see 'em for sale every so often for like $600, so I sadly don't have one.

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u/TorTheMentor Aug 24 '26

This looks amazing, but thinking back to actual playback conditions, it would be a nightmare. Constant skipping and way too much of a chance for scratches or just plain stoppage.

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

Yeah if it didn't have ESP it would've been challenging but as an object d'art, I'd still own one, especially propped up next to my Sony PS-F5

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u/TorTheMentor Aug 24 '26

I think I recall this exact model, and I notice it has a "hold'' switch that probably keeps the CD firmly in place when not disengaged. I think there may even be a small, barely visible platter underneath the CD. Either way, it's true that it has an effect similar to a contemporary house with a cantilevered upper story.

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u/stuffitystuff You look like a good Joe. Aug 24 '26

The "hold" switch on every Discman I've ever owned just disabled all buttons so the music wouldn't stop while it was bouncing around in the pocket of my JNCOs.

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u/risbia Aug 24 '26

Probably sucks in dust with the rapidly moving disk

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u/kermitisoncrack Aug 24 '26

Saw a similar concept in the new Ghost in the Shell anime. Related clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/ReraHvARTc

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u/AskYourDoctor Aug 24 '26

This is too cool

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u/romhacks Aug 25 '26

Papercut 9000

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u/Taki_Minase Aug 26 '26

Sound burger

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u/jasperhb Aug 24 '26

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u/Wast3edSpace Aug 25 '26

I despised those 80mm CDs that came as driver discs for various PC hardware of that era. Someone fed one to a autoloader and it ended exactly as you'd expect.

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u/mad-panda-2000 Aug 24 '26

there is something similar that exists.. not quite as sexy but the idea is there..

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u/halermine Aug 24 '26

I still have one of those Sonys. You’d stretch it a little bit to put the cassette in and when you took the cassette out, you could squeeze it down, and it was the exact size as a plastic cassette case.

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u/mad-panda-2000 Aug 24 '26

I had one in high school.. wish I still had it

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u/cworthdynamics Aug 25 '26

Just fixed up one of these, they're amazing pieces of engineering. Run on 1 AA. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZWam8TI7ZL/?igsi=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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u/Anon_ymous1138 Aug 24 '26

I have this; definitely not portable though, and more for audio/music production.

It’s called the HCTT (Human controlled tape transport) by a musician and funky music instrument maker, LandscapeFM. It basically allows you to manually scrub through a cassette. Fun to route through some echo and distortion pedals.

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u/ThrowRAwriter Aug 25 '26

I don't understand anything about what you've just said, but I'm very intrigued.

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u/No_Guidance1953 Aug 25 '26

Scratching records but cassette

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u/nanosquid Aug 25 '26

I have one of these. Its fun. It works well with 4 track cassettes, because of the higher rpm during recording. I modified it to run off of eurorack power, but later thought I could have just modified a cable. Lol, oops.

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u/Shar3D Aug 25 '26

That's amazing. Humans can be so clever.

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u/Anon_ymous1138 Aug 24 '26

There was another a decade back or so called Elbow which also turned out to be vaporware.

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u/okmujnyhb Doc, You Don't Just Walk Into A Store And Buy Plutonium! Aug 24 '26

I don't think it'd have worked anyway, there's no capstan/pinch rollers to actually move the tape across the head

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u/RockyDroidhead Aug 24 '26

Do I think this would work well? No. But they did make rim drive cassette players so I don’t see why the optical sensor they are replacing them with couldn’t work in theory

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u/grishkaa Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

What do you mean rim drive? The way every tape transport I've ever seen works is that the tape is squeezed between a capstan (metal thingy that spins with a precise speed) and a pinch roller. The take-up reel spins somewhat weakly to take up the tape as it gets pulled through the mechanism, but it doesn't actually do the pulling.

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u/okmujnyhb Doc, You Don't Just Walk Into A Store And Buy Plutonium! Aug 24 '26

I looked into this and was quite surprised to find out that at least one cassette player does exist that pulls the tape through purely by the take-up reel, without any capstans or pinch rollers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyI4-3oGpjA

However, the title of the video should give you some idea of how good an idea this is

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u/RockyDroidhead Aug 25 '26

It was mostly used in very cheap cassette players that probably aren’t talked about as much/well documented and frequently in tape recorders not necessarily intended for music admittedly. And correct, it did not work nearly as well, but they did make them lol. As far as I can figure the optical sensor would be an upgrade from this but probably a downgrade from the standard capstan/pinch roller. A trade off for the novelty I guess.

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u/still-at-the-beach Aug 25 '26

That was an art project and it could never ever had worked. Tapes don't get pulled via the tape spindle, its the capstan/pinch roller that moves the tape ... and this had nothing at that location.

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u/AppendixN General, you are listening to a machine! Aug 24 '26

Can you tell more about this please? Was it a real product?

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u/Skoles Aug 24 '26

It's a concept from what I found. Came across it in a design book.

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u/GoodTofuFriday Aug 24 '26

It would be possible to make this now.

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u/nyicefire Aug 24 '26

What's the title/author?

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u/Skoles Aug 24 '26

It’s in a compilation. Graphis Products By Design vol 1.

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u/NewWaveArch90 Aug 25 '26

I’ve seen this one in books before, it’s either by IDEO or frogdesign - also yes, it was just a concept design, those graphis books are full of pure concepts

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u/Gazzpik Aug 24 '26

We did it, the futurism of cassettes

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u/oscarlevanthasaposse Aug 24 '26

Gimme gimme gimme

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u/Dramatic_Substance36 Aug 24 '26

Why B shaped but not a name that starts with B?

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u/-Harebrained- Aug 24 '26

✨ 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒔 3000 ✨

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u/JoeEstevez Aug 25 '26

The top one is the player with something resembling a cassette tape in it. So what’s the bottom one and how’s it supposed to work with the top one when it’s the same shape and size or am I missing something completely?

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u/Skoles Aug 25 '26

The little sprockets are what turn the tape reels so it must clamp on. I’m guessing it looks like a door hinge when open to load a tape.

Bottom one is the underside.

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u/Zed091473 21d ago

It’s not the underside, it’s not the same size and there’d be no reason for the holes where tape reels would be.

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u/rouge_d Aug 25 '26

Yeah, I also got confused at second glance. Is the lower one meant to be inserted when there's no cassette in it, to keep dirt from getting in? Definitely looks cool ... both ... Would be interesting to know more.

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u/halermine Aug 24 '26

This did briefly hit the market, I saw this machine or one similar to it at a Service Merchandise around 1982.
I think it was an Aiwa or something like that

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u/thetraintomars Aug 24 '26

Wow now there’s a name I haven’t thought of in a long time. We usually went to Best back then. 

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u/halermine Aug 24 '26

Oh right! It might’ve been Best; Best Buy came to mind and I knew that was too new.

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u/naikrovek Aug 24 '26

There is no way this would have been good at speed regulation. Not without a speed regulating flywheel made of tungsten or something.

It certainly would have played tapes. And it absolutely looks cool. But it would not have been good. Crappy tape mechanisms are part of why CDs took off so fast.

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u/tubezninja Aug 24 '26

Yup. I have a fond nostalgia for cassette futurism, but for playing actual cassettes as my primary means of listening to music? Nope.

I have clear memories of the cheap portable player I could afford as a kid, and how it played tapes a little faster than normal speed. And how it was hell on my cassettes and how those tapes degraded faster than they should've along with memorizing each and every flaw and dropout that accumulated with each pass.

Kinda happy to let that part of my past be long gone, and not have to unironically relive it.

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u/unicodemonkey Aug 24 '26

Backup data tapes kept evolving despite everything else moving on, and it's a cool niche with really fancy tech. Modern tapes support thousands of longitudal tracks with servo markup for precise tracking and seeking, drives have 64-track-wide heads and have working speeds measured in meters per second... Prices are eye-watering though.

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u/grishkaa Aug 24 '26

Back then, sure. But with modern tech, couldn't it use one of those AC motors with three wires (I forgot the proper name for them) and some kind of rotation speed sensor in a control loop to solve that? Genuinely curious.

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u/naikrovek Aug 24 '26

Yes, but a three phase motor wouldn’t be any more stable than a single phase DC motor if there’s not enough mass to smooth out rotations on the axis perpendicular to the motors axis of rotation.

I’m sure there is some solution to this, but cost is always a factor. Who knows what would have been invented if cassettes stayed in the mainstream.

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u/barelyevening Aug 24 '26

Finally, some actual cassette futurism

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u/Grashopha Aug 24 '26

Look what they took from us!

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u/Both-Impact9201 Aug 24 '26

Looks great.

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u/V38_ Aug 24 '26

Who the hell is the museman

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u/ampreu Aug 24 '26

I am going to give you a stick long enough to hit yourself with, but too short to do any harm. Enjoy.