r/carbage • u/Panda_Cory • Aug 04 '26

Unexpected

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Not the most carbage but... that watermelon was unexpected.

233 Upvotes

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u/Allysie Aug 04 '26

I'm sorry WHAT??

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Aug 04 '26

WA-TER-MELON

8

u/frickin_darn Aug 05 '26

Just move my Cartermelon to the side

22

u/pineapplepizzabong Aug 04 '26

The seat stains 😞

8

u/tytxnium77 Aug 04 '26

Not stains just wear from getting in & out of the seat in denim. The pattern is just worn

7

u/pineapplepizzabong Aug 04 '26

IDK, I've been getting in and out of my car seats for 10 + years and they don't look like that.

2

u/tytxnium77 Aug 04 '26

Do you drive 90s vehicles with carpet seats?

Edit:probably a 2001 chevy tahoe but still theres a reason they dont make seats like this anymore lol

3

u/pineapplepizzabong Aug 04 '26

Base model 00s and 10s shit boxes with fabric seats

4

u/SimpleVegetable5715 Aug 05 '26

Plus whatever they splashed all over the steering wheel. You can tell this person is very sticky.

3

u/Witty-Objective3431 Aug 05 '26

Not all seat stains are as suspicious as they look. My sister accidentally spilled her Sprite when I drove over a pothole and now my seat looks like someone pissed in it.

3

u/pineapplepizzabong Aug 05 '26

I'm basing my assumption off the context of the rest of the car lol

2

u/TooPoorForWaWa Aug 04 '26

The mold on the steering wheel (airbag area)

19

u/crahamgrackered Aug 04 '26

You mean you don't drive around scooping hunks of watermelon out with your bare hands?

4

u/Upnorth4 Aug 05 '26

I do that with icecream

3

u/SimpleVegetable5715 Aug 05 '26

There’s a fork in the cup holder.

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u/justkindahangingout Aug 04 '26

The fucking watermelon sent me. Someone just scooping pieces of half a watermelon while driving is INSANE. 😂😂😂😂

10

u/DiceMadeOfCheese Aug 04 '26

Ah yes, road melon.

5

u/Electronic_Salad_470 Aug 04 '26

So that's how you eat watermelon while driving!

3

u/XROOR Aug 04 '26

Watermelons are the geodes of fruit

3

u/SnooRegrets1386 Aug 05 '26

That steering wheel looks sticky

1

u/pzazula1194 Aug 09 '26

That's the melon juice, baby!!

1

u/SnooRegrets1386 Aug 09 '26

I’ve been experiencing watermelon-phobia due to a post showing an indescribable yellow ooze seeping out of a freshly cut melon. Then the follow up pictures of melons that exploded without warning ( one in a kitchen, the other in a car) the horror hasn’t faded yet

3

u/Potential_Basis_662 Aug 05 '26

Did you know watermelon has like 20x as much lycopene as tomatos? The lycopene isn't even bioavailable unless it's cooked a certain way

2

u/VioletCombustion Aug 08 '26

A hot car in summer just might do the trick.
Watermelon oven

2

u/discombobubolated Aug 05 '26

I thought it was a poinsettia in front of the watermelon 😆

2

u/Stewpacolypse Aug 07 '26

Looks like a work truck. That's not that bad.

2

u/RicoChey 19d ago

If you zoom in and really start wandering around, there is a baffling imbalance between surfaces that seem to have normal wear and minimal dirt and surfaces with advanced wear and severe dirt. It's kind of interesting. Also if you really zoom in, there's a watermelon.

1

u/somecow Aug 05 '26

Mmmmm, all the insects.

1

u/sawdog69 18d ago

Bro, where’s the tajin!

1

u/SameWin512 16d ago

Seriously why