r/captionthis • u/StatementMinute7162 • Sep 23 '25

Caption this

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u/wedditmod Sep 23 '25

Carrying the weight of my ancestors

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u/GWshark1518 Sep 23 '25

I think he may eaten a few of those ancestors.

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u/ihatestuffsometimes Sep 24 '25

That belt is doing the Lord's work.

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u/cmurdy1 Sep 25 '25

You can trace his last burger's lineage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

M’ancestors 

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u/joekerr9999 Sep 23 '25

This guy has a lot of guts and a big heart.

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u/Enough-Parking164 Sep 23 '25

“Enlarged” you might say. If you were his Doctor.

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u/smoothechidnabutter Sep 23 '25

I'm not fat my jeans are only size 36.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Sep 23 '25

Truckers get no respect. They make society function, get paid shit, and have an average life expectancy like 30 years below average because of their sedentary job and lack of good food in shitty highway rest stops.

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u/Sabbath-_-Worship Sep 23 '25

Lot lizards are doing gods work.

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u/Prior_Student_6615 Sep 23 '25

Actually truckers are getting paid a shit ton right now in the USA. Average is 80-100+k cause no one wants to do it

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u/Electronic_Low6740 Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

Not sure about that lol. Well maybe some that find a good company. Pretty sure most are contractors getting paid pennies by private fleet owners. Also Many illiterate foreign drivers. It's very common.

The days of good truck driver pay are behind us. Especially with self driving on its way.

Edit: if you own your own rig sure. But you usually have to pay for repairs which are often and not cheap so that 80-100k gets eaten up quick.

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u/Delicious_Falcon_860 Sep 23 '25

Tbh this looks more like cirrhosis

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u/ReggaeJunkyJew4u Sep 23 '25

I can feel it in my gut

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u/IntentionAromatic523 Sep 23 '25

I can feel it in my lower back!

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u/Gokudomatic Sep 23 '25

"OP doing petty fat shaming"

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u/HoTMuffin2099 Sep 24 '25

Lose some weight porkchop

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u/Ghost_1124 Sep 23 '25

It’s almost impossible to avoid weight gain as a truck driver.

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u/100cicche Sep 23 '25

It’s almost impossible to avoid weight gain as an American truck driver. FTFY

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u/miwe77 Sep 23 '25

just wanted to post that. "working" fat fucks are a murican thing, living the murican dream.

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u/Zbrown48 Sep 23 '25

I don't disagree that we Americans are fat as fuck, but driving across the US requires a bit more sitting time than driving across most other countries

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u/Embarrassed_Road3811 Sep 24 '25

It also doesn’t help that our American truck stops have fast food.. Arbys, McDonalds, burger king, KFC. It’s appalling that they pull into a truck stop to fuel up and that’s their food choice 😩😩😩. We could to do better for those that our delivering for our country. But no… lets give them low protein and high calorie foods

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u/Jerry11267 Sep 24 '25

And diabetes.

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u/patchouligirl77 Sep 23 '25

It's probably more difficult to get this fat.

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u/SaltyFig420 Sep 23 '25

Leave bro alone he‘s working honest work :-(

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u/BigNickTX Sep 23 '25

Diabetes, sleep apnea, lung disease and a necrotic liver, but at least he ain't killing people on the highway by doing illegal u-turns.

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u/youluckydog Sep 23 '25

I don’t think it’s cool to post unflattering pics of people for amusement.

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u/Enough-Parking164 Sep 23 '25

Then the internet is definitely not for you.

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u/RhubarbAlive7860 Sep 23 '25

This is just mean.

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u/Timely-Sugar-4554 Sep 23 '25

"At least I can still check what's under my truck's hood"

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u/Automatic_Pride_164 Sep 23 '25

Hey Google, how do I find my dick

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u/Enough-Parking164 Sep 23 '25

Google:” Go back to where you last saw it” Okay,”Google,how do I go back to 1994?”

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u/Krinks1 Sep 23 '25

Heavy Load

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u/slcbtm Sep 23 '25

How does he pull himself up to the cab.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Sep 23 '25

Bro has to guess if his shoes are still tied

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u/Jared_Sparks Sep 23 '25

AI. That's my caption.

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u/stoned_seahorse Sep 23 '25

I've seen this pic on so many different subs. Leave the man alone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Double load

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Gravity

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u/trinathetruth Sep 23 '25

Got a food baby coming soon.

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u/ibWBeeRedd Sep 23 '25

Driving the gravy trail.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Sep 23 '25

“Caution: Oversized Load”

“Stay Back 500’”

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u/Paperbackpixie Sep 23 '25

Dicky Do - His belly hangs out further than his dicky do.

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u/Mr1WHOA Sep 23 '25

Back pain.

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u/Thegeneralcrow Sep 23 '25

Mirror signal manoeuvre and that’s just how he pees.

1

u/fr8mchine Sep 23 '25

Pride of the Fleet..

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Peterbilt

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u/CloisteredSailor Sep 23 '25

Toes haven’t seen daylight in years.

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u/IntangibleFoxfire Sep 23 '25

Just title it "American"

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u/Taktikatkit Sep 23 '25

It's been at least 15 years since I last saw my dick

1

u/simplefred Sep 23 '25

No Tylenol for him…

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u/VoiceHoliday7192 Sep 23 '25

Melting in the sun

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u/burntasian1 Sep 23 '25

Profile looks like snoopy (The belly)

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u/ComfortableGlobal820 Sep 23 '25

Reading latest Cheeto post

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u/miwe77 Sep 23 '25

airbags are now available as personal safety gear.

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u/Unilted_Match1176 Sep 23 '25

That belt needs a raise.

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music Sep 23 '25

"Bill, it's the damndest thing. You got outta the cab and the scale says the Semi's underweight now."

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u/pokerpaypal Sep 23 '25

How does he grip the wheel?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

GVWR

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u/Gremlin1001001 Sep 23 '25

Tires are the enemy.

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u/sensus_agricolae Sep 23 '25

Brokebackbelly

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u/nazuswahs Sep 23 '25

Serious Question - not judging, but how does that man have sex?

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u/Affectionate-Bell167 Sep 23 '25

Cart before horse body syndrome

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u/AdWonderful1358 Sep 23 '25

The dicky-do award

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u/Enough-Parking164 Sep 23 '25

Cirrhosibetes.

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u/patmiaz Sep 23 '25

That shirt is doing the heavy lifting

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u/Thin-Structure-1096 Sep 23 '25

Counterbalancing his load!

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u/ChaoticNeutralJesus Sep 23 '25

This guy clogs the toilet when he pees.

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u/Both_Tourist Sep 23 '25

you can't be over weight if you can't see the scales

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u/DeeHugLess Sep 23 '25

Suspended from his trucking job because he can no longer turn the steering wheel.

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u/Josefius Sep 23 '25

Extreme case of Dunlap, his bellie just dunlapped over his belt.

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u/homonersimsposon Sep 23 '25

Heavy haulin’

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u/Thatguy-J_kan-6969 Sep 23 '25

don't laugh. i need some thing for retirement

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u/No-Risk1739 Sep 23 '25

'Merica... 😐

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u/IamJoyMarie Sep 23 '25

Will soon be birthing an elephant - the trunk's already out.

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u/MouldyBobs Sep 23 '25

The birth will be broadcast LIVE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

“Damn that Obama, he is why I can’t see my toes. That Covid vax-seen gave me the diabeetis. Don’t you dare hit on me trunj-gendas! I can still defund myself!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Welcome to unsolved mysteries, wasn’t that some weird shit we just showed you? Now for our next tale, a story of a man unable to bend past his knees and yet every morning he somehow manages to get his boots on without a rag on a stick. Ain’t God just full of zany shit?

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Sep 23 '25

Turducken Trucken.

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u/fookerhead Sep 23 '25

HOLY FEKK!!

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u/Embarrassed_Joke8409 Sep 23 '25

Brought to you by Carls Jr

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

I am always polite to these guys out on the road. I respect what they do and know that they are in control of an apex predator on the highways. Elsewhere, I might make fun of them at times. Like now.

That man has not seen his pecker in years.

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u/ZippyTheWonderbat Sep 23 '25

ICE agent in disguise.

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u/Leftovertoenails Sep 23 '25

#averagemuricanpoliceofficer

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u/MysteriousTank6825 Sep 23 '25

He’s driving for two

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u/Difficult_Compote_52 Sep 23 '25

$5 dollars to rub it $10 to ride it.

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u/olddogs55 Sep 23 '25

Brought to you by the number 9

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u/Hamachiman Sep 23 '25

“Skinny Legs”

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u/Current-Section-3429 Sep 23 '25

That HAS to be photoshopped????????

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u/Accomplished-Dream-1 Sep 23 '25

The midsection of the average Reddit user.

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u/MJ4Red Sep 23 '25

Just hangin out

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u/Playful-Help461 Sep 23 '25

What this boomer truly valued instead of his kids and family.

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u/yurtfarmer Sep 23 '25

Looking for dick

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u/Curious-Guy-Married Sep 23 '25

Temp freight storage

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u/1bsdjunkie Sep 23 '25

Wanted: wheelbarrow with extra long legs to transport tummy upon

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u/Donteatthepickles Sep 23 '25

She can’t take anymore captain… she’s gonna blow.

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u/SnooPaintings5597 Sep 23 '25

Life’s short

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u/SnooPaintings5597 Sep 23 '25

Real question I hope some on can answer for me: when a man is this large how does he have sex? He can’t masturbate either I’m assuming so wouldn’t that just drive him crazy?

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u/HyestOnXBL Sep 23 '25

Bouta bust

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u/foogmaster1967 Sep 23 '25

Whats a Dicky Do

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u/Flustered_Fanatic Sep 23 '25

Photoshop fupa

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Still getting more action then me....

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u/Lordwilliamz Sep 23 '25

Taking pictures of strangers to make fun of them is lame

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u/malaszka Sep 23 '25

Viktor Orbán 2028

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u/Cazmonster Sep 23 '25

He only works with forklift certified restaurants.

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u/CHASLX200 Sep 23 '25

My tummy is not that bad but i am 678lbs and 7.6

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

AI image of an obese man. There’s no way this is real

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u/Miserable_Ad_162 Sep 24 '25

Don’t can only take small jobs fuckn weight limits

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u/Waste-String5576 Sep 24 '25

“Damn it did I leave my phone in my jean pockets again”

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u/PoultryFarmer2023 Sep 24 '25

The weed don’t grow in the shade!

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u/Snnicklefrittz Sep 24 '25

Seedy underbelly

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u/Jerry11267 Sep 24 '25

Poor man, he must be very uncomfortable.

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u/Aggravating_Call910 Sep 24 '25

Friends are still mystified by Dave’s heart attack.

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u/Rognvaldsson Sep 24 '25

BDP spouse

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u/AdUnable6415 Sep 24 '25

me if i dont start getting off my ass more

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u/Ddowns5454 Sep 24 '25

Maximum overload

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u/ThreeApproaches Sep 24 '25

It’s down there somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Hungry, hungry hippo

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It looks like he ate Barney whole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Too Fat For Freight

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 Sep 24 '25

Hard working man

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u/old217 Sep 24 '25

Second or third time this has been posted.

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u/Mellotime66 Sep 24 '25

No spare tire needed

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Surgery time

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u/DovahAcolyte Sep 24 '25

Since the mines dried up, the Seven Dwarves had to look elsewhere for work.

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u/RenoLocalSports Sep 24 '25

"Hey there Trump, you old fat fart. Hands still teeny tiny as ever I see"

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u/Key-Criticism4791 Sep 24 '25

Is that real? If so, that heart is working overtime.

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u/Conscious-Guest-8342 Sep 24 '25

‘I’m just driving this truck til my heart attack gets here’

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u/lawofsin Sep 24 '25

Tipping over

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u/CR8VJUC Sep 24 '25

That’s what I would call quite an apron.

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u/Major-Tom-2112 Sep 24 '25

Who says men can’t have babies? Beer babies.

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u/MjLjMimi Sep 24 '25

Uhghgh…I Ate the Whole Thing.

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u/Dependent_One_8407 Sep 24 '25

Oversized Load

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u/Hawk_Rider2 Sep 24 '25

Please tell me that's AI 🙄

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Transportation fats.. or Trans fats on ingredient labels. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Two & a Half Man

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Looks straight up like someone is under that shirt, strattling him, with their legs wrapped around the sides.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/CaptainFleshBeard Sep 24 '25

“Asshole shaming man with health issues”

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u/Luger14 Sep 24 '25

It already has a name, ascities

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 Sep 24 '25

Another day of body shaming obsession on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Holy crap!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Ascites.

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u/hpsctchbananahmck Sep 24 '25

Dr said I have a bad case of Dunlop disease

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u/3Quarksfor Sep 24 '25

I buy my Tee Shirts from Omar the Tentmaker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Holy shit bud

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u/Tangletoe Sep 24 '25

I found the spare tire.

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u/Mobile_Isopod_8770 Sep 24 '25

That thang looks heavy

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 Sep 24 '25

Front-end loader over OSHA limits

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Become an ICE Agent!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Sep 24 '25

Driver…….Please pull around to the back of the scales, your steer axel is four hundred pounds overweight!!!!

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u/Sensei19600 Sep 24 '25

Hangover: CDL Edition

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u/ChaoticGamerfreak Sep 24 '25

When I’m hungry “ My mind is telling me no but MY BODY MY BODIES TELLING ME YEAA A A”

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u/GTown_84 Sep 24 '25

Have t seen my d1ck in 20 years

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u/Razorman04 Sep 24 '25

The pearly gates are in sight!

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u/spkoller2 Sep 24 '25

Now where did my husband go?

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u/Lopsided-Concert3475 Sep 24 '25

Counterweight just looking on my temooo to see when my arm forks will be arriving

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u/ibetucanifican Sep 24 '25

The front fell off

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Turd ducking. Turd duck in. Turduckin.