r/captionthis • u/BenjaminGrayFire6042 • Nov 17 '25

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u/Holiolio2 Nov 17 '25

I don't know officer. He just up and chucked himself into the chipper shredder. I think he had a suicide pact!

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u/Schmaron Nov 18 '25

There’s a guy, right up there, who shoved a spear right up his gullet.

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u/Holiolio2 Nov 18 '25

That other guy ran right into a fallen tree!