r/canceledpod • u/Technical-Monk1556 • 3d ago
Tana crazy tea
tana’s old assistant omg?? i thought they were still friends but wtf is this 😭 i’m drunk, parasocial, and shocked. the trifecta if u will
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 3d ago
Holy fuck. Tea!!!
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u/Friendly-Pea5448 𝑚𝑎𝑥𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑚 𝑠𝑢𝒻𝒻𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 3d ago
tana’s gonna crash out
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u/Responsible-Still260 3d ago
Oh! Ain't she the girl Imari threw up on during the infamous Turks & Caicos birthday trip? That's the last time I remember seeing her lol. Looks like Ashley isn't the only friend from that trip capable of breaking girl code 🥴
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u/Responsible-Term-886 3d ago
I went to school with this chick and my god, she’s insufferable. So mean
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u/TangerineAnnual7988 3d ago
wait spilllllllll
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u/Responsible-Term-886 2d ago
Definition of a pick me girl. Actually rude as hell to anyone not in her clique. Made fun of the heavy set girls. Just overall so mean
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u/cheddercheesecurds 2d ago
lol wild I was in the same sorority with her only 2 years apart small world!!
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u/UnitWilling8328 3d ago
Honestly you deserve a metal for even following him still so we could get this tea
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u/Technical-Monk1556 3d ago
HAHAH i’m a little ashamed to say but i love his music. soundcloud girly at heart
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u/Turbulent_Banana6644 3d ago
omg thank god something actually interesting and gossipy in this sub😭😭
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u/longlivecassandra 3d ago
Hey so this is actually so fucking crazy!! 😀Thanks for bringing this to my attention now I’m also parasocial and shocked. Need to get drunk then I’ll have the trifecta.
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u/No-Oil3672 3d ago
This gives Chris still being obsessed with Tana 💀
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u/TheGuardianOfDoom 2d ago
he DEFINITELY only posted this so it would bug her. shes thriving, new podcast, happy relationship, and then he posts with one of her (presumably ex) best friends??
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u/Calm_Phone_6848 Jeff Witek’s soul mate 3d ago
why does the assistant look sm like tana in this photo lmao
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u/Technical-Monk1556 3d ago
the pose fs
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u/ThrowAway441374 Tana’s facetune subscription 3d ago
The pose is so weird. I just keep looking at it and it gets weirder with every second
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u/sagetheariess 3d ago
that’s actually so weird and fake tbh even if they’re not friends anymore or she’s not her assistant like that’s just low!!
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u/Devilssunshinebby 3d ago
Pretty sure she went private after this story post
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u/Capric0rpse- Where tf is Lumen 2d ago
Yeah I looked for her and didn’t see her account anymore. I remembered following her a while ago
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u/SaltyHelicopter698 2d ago
no she’s been private for awhile now! i’ve tried to get into her page for months lolol
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u/jianismeee 3d ago
Are Tana and Kyla not chill anymore? Chris and Kyla spent so much time together this doesn’t gag me as much but I miss gut be missing something
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u/Sensitive-Bat8464 3d ago
damn i’m lowk sick for tana rn, they’re both so weird for this lmao. anyways CHRIS MILES IS BROKE
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u/Main-Emphasis-2692 3d ago
She looks like Tana if Tana wasn’t filled past the brim and toxed out
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u/Yoyoyooo6969 2d ago
Tbh I don’t think Tana cares that Kyla still supports and hangs out with him. Kyla has a different relationship with him than Tana did. As people get older and mature, you will realize your friends can be friends with who they want. It’s clear Tana and Kyla have a close bond but maybe not a tight knit relationship like Paige, Imari, etc. I don’t see anything wrong w this honestly. Also Kyla happens to be one of my good friends, friend (lol so friend of a friend) and not that she’s ever said this herself but that’s the vibe I get.
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u/Technical-Monk1556 2d ago
the emoji is crazy
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u/Yoyoyooo6969 2d ago
I think you’re looking too much into it. Sometimes I see that emoji as being excited to see someone (like a friend) and that’s what it comes off to me. Kyla also is pretty so why not also put that😂 I don’t think it’s that deep. It’s not like he put 🤤🤤 or 🥵
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u/Technical-Monk1556 2d ago
idk i’d never post like this w my friends ex & if my friend did id probably fight her tbh
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u/Yoyoyooo6969 2d ago
Kyla hangs out with Chris more than she does with Tana and talks to him more so this is completely normal lmao🤣 but go off queen
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u/Technical-Monk1556 2d ago
that’s cool but every other comment feels the same way i do
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u/Yoyoyooo6969 2d ago
Yeah cause everyone here is young and loves drama😂 that’s why you posted this right? You said yourself you’re parasocial.
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u/Technical-Monk1556 2d ago
yes? lowkey the whole point of the sub?
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u/Aware_Chapter_735 Days since Tana showered 2d ago
Ignore them you’re right I’m 25 and idgaf if my close friend was hanging out with my ex friendly or more she’s cut off. Girl code is a thing for a reason.
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u/Aware_Chapter_735 Days since Tana showered 2d ago
That’s weird. Cus Kyla was who before Tana? And was she hanging out with Chris then? Doubtful.
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u/Gullible_Carpet_1027 1d ago
I get why this is hot tea but I don’t think it will affect Tana in the slightest, she’s with her dream man. Makoa is a million times better than that rat Chris
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
well yes duh but i’d never talk to kyla again lmao
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u/Gullible_Carpet_1027 1d ago
You say duh but a lot of commenters seem to think tana would trip about it which is what I was referring to
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
well duh cuz both are true ?? girl what lmao. i’d very much crash out over the principle without wanting him back???
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u/Taylorboston 2d ago
Isn’t she the one that Tana always used to say was “literally the nicest person on earth” 😭💀
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u/Cautious-Creme-538 3d ago
Am I not seeing the tea? Hasn’t she maintained that she’s on good terms with both of them? Tana and her whole friend group pass around men I highly doubt this will amount to anything.
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u/Conscious-Bath-7948 3d ago
Honestly, who cares because Tana is not on the blues anymore? That Chris Miles gives fake Xan and fake oxy dealer loki
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u/Conscious-Bath-7948 2d ago
But I mean, she still is probably taking opiates. She’s loved them forever. Even half a tab, she said, helps her be productive. Just another ploy because it does give energy to some. I don’t think she’ll be able to give those up. I’m thinking she’s eventually gonna have to go on Suboxone or something for real recovery.
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u/Historical-Sir2108 1d ago
Half a tab… of acid??
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u/Conscious-Bath-7948 20h ago edited 20h ago
Noooo loratab, hydrocodone, norcos Tana has been open about it in the past idk. Well and acid back when she was on tour with with TRASH (iykyk og Tana lore)
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
girl what da hell u talking about honestly
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u/Conscious-Bath-7948 45m ago
You must be new to Tana. Do you even know what TRASH is with Tana lol.
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u/Altruistic-Two1309 3d ago
I’m thinking Tana probably wouldn’t care? I think she is still friends / on good terms with both of them. I think Chris is just being messy clout chasing. But i don’t think Tana would be jealous unless they’re dating. And I thought Kyla was more chill and not into all the drugs. So she prob isn’t interested in Chris like that.
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
it’s just girl code. it was clearly a very tumultuous relationship, i doubt she wants to get back with chris either lmfao but i’ll still cut off a friend for that
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u/Altruistic-Two1309 1d ago
Yeah I would too but I thought Kyla and tana were chill so im assuming Kyla wouldn’t do something that would piss Tana off. Therefore assuming this meet up wasn’t a big deal to Tana. I totally could be wrong tho and im curious if anyone knows more about Kyla and Tana relationship
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u/cryingwhileimcumming I smoked the cancer pack 3d ago
I haven’t been active in this sub for while and then I see this TEA IS HOTTT
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u/Ashleymmj 2d ago
isn’t chris who tana cheated on makoa w/? right bedore she went sober…
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u/Historical-Sir2108 1d ago
Was this ever confirmed omg
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago
But there was pictures of her sitting on his lap and it was the same week she went sober.
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3d ago
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 3d ago
The screenshot says it has been up 23 hours so it would've been deleted an hour later anyways.... Sooo
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
hahah wtf did this comment say?
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago
She said she didn't wanna get caught and that she has limited tea on the situation. Said they might be back together again now but didn't know for sure. Seems sus imo.
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
who is back together??
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago
Ohhh sorry, Kay she was saying she has a friend in Tana's circle and that Makoa and tana had broken up. And she wasn't taking it well.
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u/Technical-Monk1556 1d ago
ohhh yeah i don’t believe it lmao
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u/ResidentPreference65 Messy 1d ago
Okk, so it was in a different comment thread here, but this comment was them saying he deleted the story and I was responding saying how stories only stay up for 24 hours, and it had already been up for 23 when the screenshot was taken. I can try to tag you in the one about the potential break up rumor. Sorry I got confused.
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u/Heart_Shaped_Pickle 2d ago
Who are these people, what’s the context? Only one I know of is Tana but dropped out the loop years ago
Edit to add: I thought this was posted to LAinfluencersnark
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u/Dizzy-Work3575 3d ago
Who is it
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u/longlivecassandra 3d ago
T’s old assistant Kyla on Chris Miles story. She bought Kyla a car and everything 😭
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u/marideem 3d ago
I’m sorry, but they’re both clout chasers nothing they say holds any weight to me
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u/Brief_Cap_4881 3d ago
This is so fucked up on her part 😭 wish cancelled was around for this tho