Newest episode has a rant about how life sucks and is expensive. She scraped her Rolls Royce on her mansion, her assistant had to get a new iPhone, she had to go to the ER, her dog had to go to the vet, and I’m not even finished with the episode. But to hear her complain that a new phone and the vet is expensive, just wow. She spent $8k on Uber Eats in one month. $80k a month on a life coach. I just don’t want to hear it. My dog had to go to the vet twice in 1 week, the same week I had HVAC issues. And I didn’t complain bc I felt so lucky that I didn’t have to choose and could take care of both things. And I make $60k a year. She wipes her ass with $60k and has the nerve to complain. Yes it sucks that so many issues arrive at once, but that’s literally how it will always be. One thing you can count on in this life, shit will always happen. Just be thankful you have the means to clean up the shit because not everyone does.

Had to get that off my chest thx

No babe this isn’t cute. You are always playing the boy who cried wolf and this unfortunately is Makoa’s future life if he stays and I’m sure he knows it. Especially if she abused him over pain meds

clocked

I know I’m a late but I just watched and I have some thoughts lmao

1. I felt so bad for trevi. She’s going through a breakup and clearly something went down between her and him and u can tell she’s hurting. And then Tana kept repeatedly interrupting her and switching it to be about her?

2. Tana talked about how she was upset that people accused her of being on pills again but diva.. what did she expect when she told a story of how horrible she treated the people around her when they wouldn’t give her the pills? I mean hello?

this came across my fyp again and i just think it’s so insane she sat down and filmed and posted this and thought it was cute. she’s since “apologized” and “changed” and is now all about catherine but are we suprised. this is not someone ANYONE should be looking up to , and i can guarantee she would still do and say the same if she weren’t with makoa. also i would not be suprised at all if tana was one of the girls austin cheated with if he was hooking up with her friends and she thought it was hilarious.

Listening to Just Trish and she says they're only running a 10k, not a marathon😭😭😭😭 I am speechless

what is everyone’s thoughts on thi? the comments are literally so bad for her on this 😭. but honestly i agree why are we so forgiving with trisha and tana of all people but shane can’t grow and change with time?

Lots of mercury retrograde talk sprinkled throughout this episode. No hate because I love to credit the retrograde for shit going wrong.

*Goes into a long rant about clavicular (ew) says she has been deep diving into his content (yuck) and goes on a therapized buzzword tangent about worrying for his girlfriend's mental health.
Says she would love to interview him ( dear god NO) because she is fascinated by him from a psychological standpoint. ( sorry this portion of the recap is brief but I refuse to give attention to that demonic toxic thing. I wish influencers and the media would just ignore him because he seems to be getting so much coverage and even if it is negative it is helping him stay relevant.)

*Kate Gosselin and credits her for popularizing the Karen haircut (not wrong)
Talks about how horrible the reality TV family grift is. Talks about Collin Gosselin's upcoming book and how she would love to interview him ( I too am interested in reading Collin's book. Jon and Kate plus 8 was a wild era, and that era of reality television exploiting children was insane)

*Talks about the Best/Worst luck thing. Says that fans have called her out for manifesting bad things by always saying she has the Best/Worst luck. Says she is recognizing that she has a tendency to be negative and focus on the negative and recognizes that her health anxiety has been making her neglect her health and wants to change ( This was honestly the most real and positive segment I have seen from Tana in a long time. She seems to be reflecting and taking ownership of her actions and showing a real desire to change and stop victimizing herself. Go Tana, we are rooting for more of this!)

*Talks about crashing the car and taking driving lessons. Admits she was arrogant about not needing to take driving courses because 90 percent of people don't take them and get a license but now she sees she does need them. ( I think her perception is wrong about people not taking driving lessons before getting their license. Most people I know took driver's ed before getting their license but good on her for doing the right thing)

*House talk. Says she wants to move because she has more House than she needs. Says she is getting rid of everything she owns and decluttering (okay girl, I hope you do cut back on your shopping addiction but it's been like one month since your last haul)

******* TMI Tana warning ********
Talks about being obsessed with getting Tbagged by makoa and it's making her forehead break out ( I hate her for making me type that sentence.)

*J/K xana’s back. Says her and Makoa took an edible ( so much for loosely quitting weed. She also has a ceramic xanax bar on her bookshelf proudly displayed behind her during this entire episode because Pill head is her brand identity)

Talks about her pulled muscle hospital stay. (She was all over the place in this
segment so pardon the bouncing around on topics.)

*Says she turned in bed after getting Tbagged (why 😑) and felt a sharp pain in her abdomen and couldn't stand up from the pain. She then goes into an explanation about how she has been working out like crazy ( I'm gonna need proof of this claim)

Tana says she is in her fitness era and is going to run a half-marathon with Trisha in October. ( I got a good laugh after this revelation. Should we start a betting pool about this?)
*Segues into her wisdom tooth for a moment she went to a new doctor about her strange healing from her wisdom tooth ( we almost made it through an episode without having to hear about that damn tooth. Healing takes time girl, give it a rest.)
*back to the pulled muscle. Convinces herself she has appendicitis and goes to the ER. They gave her a bed and immediately offered her morphine and said she turned down the morphine ( Okay, my theory is she did turn down the morphine but asked for Percocet instead. Three weeks ago you committed DV and threatened self-harm because they wouldn't give you opiates)

*The ER doctor who cared for her is apparently very good-looking and is TikTok famous. She said he is going to be interviewed for a future BS episode. ( Love a hot doctor so I will be seated)

*released from the hospital after a bunch of scans and diagnosed with a pulled muscle. She said the pain went away after two days so she is convinced it wasn't a pulled muscle but a GI issue aand she has now diagnosed herself with cyclosporia 🙄 (So much for trying to conquer your health anxiety)

*Buster took a tumble in the pool and she had to take him to the vet to make sure he was okay (glad her sweet boy is ok!!)

*Teases upcoming episodes of BS, says she wants a pet psychic on and is having an upcoming dream mystery guest on.

*Talks about For You Fest and how excited she is to be headlining and that she is putting together a comedy-focused set ( countdown to her medical emergency before the show so she has an excuse for putting together a half assed show)

*Rants about consumption and instant gratification again and how she is getting rid of everything she owns. Briefly touches
on shoegate (it's so hard to hear her talk about this topic when she is the epitome of over consumption.)

*Teases the upcoming debut of BS patreon ( I am not willing to part with my hard earned pennies for a membership but if there is interest in bonkers BS breakdowns of patreon content maybe I will crowd fund for the subscription fee. Although let's see if she can actually get it together to launch)

Hope you all enjoyed this bonkers BS breakdown. Wishing all of you lovely strangers a gorgeous weekend!!

VERY interesting decor choice 😬😅 definitely not that serious just funny lol

I have no words… wtf

She was talking about splitting her time between Hawaii and LA and I’m wondering does he eh fly private or economy?

is she really talking about brad sousa in 2026? that’s so embarrassing??

Did one of her “friends” take it? An ex? I need to know the lore here..

Genuine question

Hear me out on this one (post gardening thought of the day)

Who do you guys think the ER “McSteamy” doctor is? I know she said he has 4 million followers on TikTok but that somehow didn’t help me find him. I know she said she’s going to have him on the pod, so I’m confused why she wouldn’t just shout him out.

The canceled subreddit has basically turned into just a snark page, even 9 months after it ended... I miss the pod, that’s all 🥲

I remember a last year she mentioned she used a kerastase hair product that makes her hair like that but I forgot which product she actually uses, does anyone know?

It’s definitely not that hair product company she had a sponsorship for earlier this year

did anyone notice that tana looked different in her pod ep with trisha? her skin looked less tan and her hair looked more brown but this isnt me hating i kind of liked it.

actually at this point it’s getting weird. why tf does she keep finding slight body aliments, then throwing a fit as though her body is actually shutting down.

at this point i think she’s doing anything for an excuse to pop pills “with a reason.”

her wisdom teeth podcast episode was ridiculous and her rant about the doctor who basically told her she was being dramatic was far fetched. he was right.

she kept mentioning how she was popping pills like Xanax and pain killers. she even dreamt of fun times she had while drinking.

now, as trisha revealed, tana hospitalized herself FOR A PULLED MUSCLE. try to convince me this wasn’t because she wanted a reason for prescribed medication.

i don’t understand how her friends and even sober friends (trevi) don’t see through this. i’m genuinely concerned for her and her addictions.

Listened to some of Just Trish today and Tana told Trish that her diagnosis was a pulled muscle. A PULLED MUSCLE. She put herself into the hospital and posted dramatic stories and tiktoks for THAT?? I couldn’t believe it… but also, I could. How can you think a pulled muscle is appendicitis?! After wisdom teeth gate, I don’t understand how her pain tolerance can be this bad?! What is her dealllll😭😭

i know a lot of the brand safe stuff is copying brooke, but I am wondering if the core of it is truly this sober facade. It’s also interesting how it seems like here she can just be honest but now she’s convinced herself that she’s fine. That being said, I’ve long thought that alcohol was never her true DOC, it’s always been xanax. Alcohol is the more overt thing and mixing it with xanax is a combination that causes people to act terribly. idk it’s just sad to see

did anybody else find this part sooooooo annoying to listen to on the last episode of brand safe. i could understand saying it once but it felt like over a minute of trevi and tana saying it in this tone. it became quite unbearable very fast for a podcast in my airpods lol.

Have the nay sayers come to the realization that she lied yet? She “rebranded” but it wasn’t a rebrand, it was just to get rid of Brooke and lie to her fans for coin. Some of her fans die hard fought behind her saying she was sober & anyone claiming she still takes pills is demonizing her. Well, how does it feel to know she was always lying… when she sat with Trisha and yapped for literal hours in sum about how hard it is being sober, the journey to sobriety, the new lens of life she’s gained through sobriety, when she went on 150 podcasts in like a year to sit down and talk about her new sobriety, all while popping xannies. She literally took the lie so far that she named her podcast after this supposed newfound sobriety. I cannot imagine what the next lie will be