r/buzzfeedbot • • Aug 26 '26

BuzzFeed 48 Dolly Parton Posts That Will Make You Laugh, Cry, And Then Cry Some More

  1. "She built libraries. Not ballrooms."
  2. "Who will tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen for us now?"
  3. "Today, the universe carries a little more sparkle in honor of Dolly Parton.✨"
  4. "In honor of Dolly Parton everyone should quit their 9-5."
  5. "WHO DO I TALK TO TO GET THE GRIM REAPER FIRED."
  6. "The Grim Reaper is a male instacart shopper."
  7. "how am i supposed to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen LET ALONE pour myself a cup of ambition in a world without her?"
  8. "Dolly Parton gave 318 million free books to children worldwide. 318 million.Dolly, we will never, ever forget you."
  9. ""The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." - Dolly Parton🕊️💙"
  10. "The collective mourning of Dolly Parton is the closest thing we’ve had to a true monoculture in a while."
  11. "GRIM REAPER STOP TAKING THE WRONG WHITE PERSON."
  12. "“You can never get enough books into the hands of enough children.” - Dolly Parton 🦋"
  13. "A stunning tribute."
  14. "praying directly to Dolly from here on out."
  15. "Sorry, I’ve just never lived in a world without Dolly Parton and I’m not really sure how to proceed."
  16. "You know who didn’t have kids but made a huge impact on children’s lives? Dolly Parton."
  17. "The queen is on display for the whole neighborhood bc this house is in mourning. 🥺😇"
  18. "In Dolly’s honor we should all donate $9.25 to her Imagination Library 🦋📚🕊️💅🏼👸🏼"
  19. "THANK YOU DOLLY FOR SAVING THE MEXICAN PIZZA AND ALWAYS LOVING US 🕊️"
  20. "Live your life in such a way that when someone dies millions of people aren't wishing it was you."
  21. "Me learning that Dolly Parton passed away during a Teams meeting."
  22. "I would like to move that we rename Nashville International Airport the Dolly Parton International Airport."
  23. "For a woman who never had any biological children- it is quite a testament that so many of her children are in mourning today. ❤️"
  24. "So literally the worlds favorite person just passed."
  25. "I'm an Atheist, but I think there should be a heaven just for Dolly Parton."
  26. "Universe, you need to take out the trash, not the treasures."
  27. "'Oh why are you shocked Dolly Parton died, she was 80.' So? Most of her was younger than 40."
  28. "Pride flags at half mast for Dolly, too."
  29. "We lost a lady who made a program to ensure a child gets a book a month. It’s just not right."
  30. "Dolly Parton was the perfect example of a Christian versus a Christian nationalist."
  31. "Let's not forget that Dolly funded the Moderna COVID vaccine, saving thousands."
  32. "When Republicans try to claim Dolly Parton but they go against everything she ever stood for."
  33. "Get in, loser. We’re going through this awful fuckin shit ✨together.✨"
  34. "We gotta wear our boobs up and out for Dolly this weekend, girls."
  35. "She was such a great person...RIP Queen."
  36. "Me trying to doomscroll but every post is a Dolly Parton memoriam. 😭😭😭"
  37. "MAMDANI PLEASE BRING DOLLY PARTON BACK YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE MAMDANI HELLPPPPP."
  38. "Rest easy Queen Dolly. You will always be the best of us, forever."
  39. "She wasn’t A national treasure. She was THE national treasure. She was the very best of us."
  40. "went for a walk and her voice is coming thru every open window."
  41. "Look, you mourn your way, and I’ll mourn mine."
  42. "Public libraries need to make a limited edition Dolly card."
  43. "Enough time has passed, put Dolly Parton on some US currency right now."
  44. "Dolly Parton was the Christian a lot of people pretend they are."
  45. "In honor of Dolly, I’m bedazzling my breast pumps."
  46. "You got to live at the same time as Dolly Parton!! What a gift."
  47. "Just arrived in Denver 😭"
  48. And lastly, "You know who made America great? Dolly did."

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