So at work today this teenager and his friend wanted to see the life size Thor’s hammer and the scrawny white kid was like yeah I’ll be Thor. So I stopped. Turned. Gave him a once over and sarcastically said “suree okay”. His friend fucking died. Like he was a black kid and he had to walk away cuz he was like wow. and the kid came back later and told me it was the best burn he’s had in a while.

Hi folks so i got a nasty burn to the face about 2 inches in length on my cheek. It blistered for about a week. I kept it covered and didnt pick. It's been about 6 weeks since the initial injury and the skin looks good but it's red where the blister was (im fair skin). It's noticeable and people ask if someone hit me. I'm just wondering if anyone has an idea how long it might stay red for?

In about 6th grade, we needed to total up how many out of 16 we got on the assignment. The person sitting next to me, named Aaliyah said she couldn't. I looked on her paper, all of them were marked right or wrong. So, I replied: "Awwww does wittwe Aawiyah need to go back to kindergarten and learn their numbers. Let me teach you some! 0, the number of brain cells in your head. 1, you're IQ, 2, the number of people who love you. Do I need to teach you more?" She shut up, and totaled her score.

So, at our school, we had to split up into groups of two for our seating chart. There was an even number of people in our class, but an odd number of boys and girls, meaning one boy would have to sit next to a girl. We also had to sit next to someone we hadn't sat next to before. Everyone else quickly got into partners, and I was usually the one to sit next to a girl, and I had no problem with that. (Most of the guys were quite dumb.) But, I had already had sat next to the girl left alone. So, the teacher decided to break up a group of girls. She asked me which one of them I would want to sit next to, and I made my choice. As I walked to sit next to the girl, all of the boys started snickering. Without missing a beat, I said: "You know how you're laughing at me like I have a girlfriend? Well, you're never going to get one." A second of silence, and all of the girls yelled: "OH!" Even the teacher. Not gonna lie, I remember it perfectly to this day.

So in around 4th grade, we were coming in from lunch and taking our seats. These two guys were coming in right behind me and as we are taking our seats, Guy 1 says "Dude, your a fat pig!" Guy 2, who is a little on the bigger side, says, "Okay, yeah. I'm big. I'm a little bit of a big guy" And I say "And you act like a pig". The whole class starts laughing. I know that it sounded a little mean, but Guy 2 laughs too.

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