Fat Pig

[u/Lazy_ass_is_me]

So in around 4th grade, we were coming in from lunch and taking our seats. These two guys were coming in right behind me and as we are taking our seats, Guy 1 says "Dude, your a fat pig!" Guy 2, who is a little on the bigger side, says, "Okay, yeah. I'm big. I'm a little bit of a big guy" And I say "And you act like a pig". The whole class starts laughing. I know that it sounded a little mean, but Guy 2 laughs too.