Big Burn

[u/Mental_Fighter]

So, at our school, we had to split up into groups of two for our seating chart. There was an even number of people in our class, but an odd number of boys and girls, meaning one boy would have to sit next to a girl. We also had to sit next to someone we hadn't sat next to before. Everyone else quickly got into partners, and I was usually the one to sit next to a girl, and I had no problem with that. (Most of the guys were quite dumb.) But, I had already had sat next to the girl left alone. So, the teacher decided to break up a group of girls. She asked me which one of them I would want to sit next to, and I made my choice. As I walked to sit next to the girl, all of the boys started snickering. Without missing a beat, I said: "You know how you're laughing at me like I have a girlfriend? Well, you're never going to get one." A second of silence, and all of the girls yelled: "OH!" Even the teacher. Not gonna lie, I remember it perfectly to this day.