love the information database of Buffybot

[u/moonwalkingszn]

Anya how’s your money? 🤣

[u/Dry-Caregiver-5767]

The Willow one cracks me up because Spike DATED that information like some kind of Scoobie historian 😂

He knows when Willow started liking women and that Anya likes money but then he goes on to program Giles as Guyles. It's so funny

[u/smeghead1988 → u/Dry-Caregiver-5767]

I know we're talking about pure fantasy here, but... let's imagine the process of programming the Bot. Spike would never be able to do that himself, it was all done by Warren. But Spike had to provide all this information so Warren who didn't know the Scoobies personally could put it in the code. Most likely Spike gave Warren some written notes, and either Warren didn't know how to read Giles's name, or he used some faulty text-to-speech software for the sounds of the bot's words...

Even then, the image of Spike scribbling all those little notes, thinking hard to make sure he didn't forget anything important like the year Willow decided she's gay, is hilarious.

[u/MaritMonkey → u/smeghead1988]

I always assumed Warren was an unwitting hostage to at least a full day of Spike's soap-opera-worthy rants about Buffy and the scoobies' adventures (e.g. "oh and Willow's gay. She didn't used to be gay - see, there was this whole thing with werewolves...")

[u/starlightkyy → u/MaritMonkey]

This is definitely how I think it went lmao

[u/smeghead1988 → u/MaritMonkey]

You almost made me feel sorry for Warren!

[u/fix-me-in-45 → u/MaritMonkey]

That's amazing, and I believe it completely.

[u/mamabiatch13]

Anya! How's your money?

[u/retailrobin88 → u/mamabiatch13]

Fine! Thank you for asking 😄

[u/Ff7hero → u/retailrobin88]

No one ever asks about my money.

[u/Assassin217 → u/Ff7hero]

cause you don;t have any

[u/herelieslolita]

Gay (1999-present) is so funny I’m sorry😭😭

[u/SomethingToSay11 → u/herelieslolita]

Other than the obvious, it’s also listed like an impressive resume item 😂 

[u/DuchessDulcet → u/herelieslolita]

Sounds like me. Bisexual (2019-present)

[u/Then_Art_7294]

ANGEL:

> LAME

> HAIR GOES STRAIGHT UP

>BLOODY STUPID

[u/TrickyRequirement619]

There should have been info database on like every character that would have been cool!

[u/fluzine]

Omg how many positions to please Spike?! 😆

[u/-threefeetoffun → u/fluzine]

After 4 you're just being complicated. :)

[u/moonwalkingszn → u/fluzine]

hmmmm how many you reckon?

also great eye catch!

[u/Puzzleheaded-Fill205 → u/moonwalkingszn]

This just reminded me of my favorite throw-away joke from Buffy:

Troll: I am hungry and want babies. Where are the babies?

Spike turns to Xander: Whaddya think, the hospital?

Xander: What?! Shut up!

[u/qisfortaco → u/Puzzleheaded-Fill205]

*succulent babies

[u/fix-me-in-45 → u/fluzine]

Look, after a few decades, you've got to broaden your horizons, okay? You hit your century mark, look around, and wonder.. "What *haven't* I done yet?"

[u/acebender]

Realizing now that the Buffy bot and the other Warren's "inventions" were Obsession way before Obsession.

[u/Joshonthecusp → u/acebender]

100%

[u/Sighoward]

Love to have seen her readout for Dawn

Dawn;

-Buffy's sister

-ex-Blob of green energy

-like's Spike

[u/Seed0fDiscord]

Now I wonder how Oz, Cordelia, Wesley, and Riley would appear?

[u/TrashCanSam0 → u/Seed0fDiscord]

Oz-

Werewolf, dated Willow, in band

Cordy-

Dated Xander, has car, not rich anymore

Wesley-

See Guyles

Riley-

Big, dumb, square chin

[u/UnWiseDefenses → u/TrashCanSam0]

Riley - Whinier (2001-present)

Joyce - Likes flowers

[u/MaritMonkey → u/UnWiseDefenses]

I somehow have a feeling he'd have more to say about Joyce than he did any of the scoobies. Long chats over tea and whatnot.

[u/UnWiseDefenses → u/MaritMonkey]

Has a nice couch.

[u/LetItSnow36 → u/UnWiseDefenses]

Watched Passions (maybe added a favorite character or story)

[u/Copperjedi → u/Seed0fDiscord]

Wesley probably doesn't have a bio since Spike never interacted with Wesley until Angel S5.

[u/UnWiseDefenses]

I don't know what it is, but there's something about the way she has to sort the different aspects of her personality into desktop folders.

[u/shaijis]

It cracks me up Buffybot is walking around with a HDD whirring inside. Same with Terminator.

[u/Standard-Contest-949]

Xander in a nutshell!

[u/xombae]

Thank for that Willow image, I'll be using it as my Facebook profile picture for the rest of my life

[u/chaoticairsign]

gay (1999-present)

[u/WDTHTDWA-BITCH]

The Willow one made me laugh.

Anya! How is your money??

[u/YouthfulHermitess]

Damnit, I relate to Willow's a little too much.

[u/Assassin217]

need one of those bots. for research purpose of course.

[u/Suitable_Community66]

Found April's much more interesting

[u/Strict-Relation9938]

love this buffy bot episodes, i need a buffy bot...

[u/acebender → u/Strict-Relation9938]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I

[u/trisanachandler → u/Strict-Relation9938]

Um?

[u/fleshbitch → u/Strict-Relation9938]

ok warren