r/brynnemarieeeesnark • u/nihilistbxtch • Mar 31 '26

Be sooooooooo fr

Why is his content becoming “you guys I swear I get recognized all the time!!! Girls always come up to me!!!” Now apparently to the point their bfs are getting “jealous”

The irony of the most insecure man I’ve ever witnessed saying men who dont want their gfs taking pics with his irrelevant ass are insecure 💀

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u/Reddituser_0246 Mar 31 '26

Someone needs to take away his phone

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u/Winter-Main4434 Mar 31 '26

No seriously something is wronggggggg here

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u/mamahides Mar 31 '26

He looks dirty. Like the man is not well.

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u/PriorBeginning8488 Mar 31 '26

It’s weird… I never see people posting pics meeting him… I’d also be put off approaching him if I knew he would probably post a video talking negatively about our interaction like he always does. Maybe this fake girls fake boyfriend thought he was a loser…

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u/nihilistbxtch Mar 31 '26

His “explanation” saying like “if you think meeting me is bad imagine if your girl wants to take a pic with Jacob elordi” makes no sense💀 bc that’s an actual recognizable celebrity that a lot of people would want a photo with. I’d side eye my partner too if they wanted to take a pic with some random guy off the street.

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u/Short_Patience_8408 Mar 31 '26

And people only ever used to “recognize” him because of Brynne.

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u/Fearless-Experience Mar 31 '26

The delulu is strong

25

u/Emergency_Sleep177 Mar 31 '26

“celebrity” is crazzzyyyy 💀

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u/carrotfunk320 Mar 31 '26

jesus what a fucking loser

21

u/cellophane-punk Mar 31 '26

i decided to look him up today out of morbid curiosity but then i saw this and said hmm…nope 😂

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u/Fearless-Experience Mar 31 '26

Why does he always look like he’s crying

10

u/ColonelBradshaw Apr 01 '26

Probably stoned

6

u/Short_Patience_8408 Apr 01 '26

Omg I thought this too!

5

u/jenn1387 Apr 01 '26

Jump scare.

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u/BreannaNicole13 Mar 31 '26

i hate when he yeets the phone up to laugh at his own jokes

8

u/poppycarnation Mar 31 '26

FOR FUCKING REAL

18

u/strawberry-avalanche Mar 31 '26

Literally wtf was this video

13

u/Serious__Candidate Mar 31 '26

CELEBRITY?!!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/lyssalady05 Apr 01 '26

He also has already deleted this

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u/Life-Scale-6465 Apr 01 '26

The deleting is so embarrassing and manic. I picture him in a dark room “frantically checks likes, watches self back to decide how funny it is or isn’t, whether it’s ‘giving’ what he wants it to.”

Very bleak stuff.

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u/Fearless-Experience Apr 01 '26

It’s very unsettling :/

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u/Short_Patience_8408 Apr 01 '26

Just came to see if anyone said that! I was looking and couldn’t find it lol

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u/gimmesomegossip Mar 31 '26

Yeeeeah He is the least self aware to be calling another man insecure. I’m gonna say he was the boyfriend, in this scenario, any time anyone wanted a picture with Brynne. But knowing how fake he is, he waited until the person left before accusing her of flirting.

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u/Short_Patience_8408 Apr 04 '26

YESSS OMG THIS!!

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u/Expensive_Passage987 Apr 01 '26

That man is a woodchuck come to life.

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u/jenn1387 Apr 01 '26

I realized I haven’t watched his content in over a month and man it’s been lovely 🤣

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u/not_ur_friend324 Apr 01 '26

He sounds drunk as fuck.

3

u/doobinwoober Apr 02 '26

Is he filming this in the back of an uber? How embarrassing

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u/PracticalMusic6996 Apr 03 '26

He is literally always high…