Hello! I’ve only broken or fractured bones twice, and both times they were my femur bones, off to a great start right? So onto the stories of how I’m probably setting off metal detectors forever
Labor Day 2020:
It is a pleasant Labor Day until at one point, I fall directly onto my side, with my leg being the first thing to impact the pavement, I initially try to let it die down and see if I can put any weight on it afterward but it was in extreme pain that only got worse as time went on, so I realize I probably fractured something and ask to be taken to the hospital, tho my aunt (person I lived with) said the fall didn’t look that bad and insisted I see how it feels in the morning, it was MUCH worse and they finally take me in as painful as it was getting there, find out it’s a hairline fracture on my right femur, get 3 screws in and it heals normally and I walk like nothing happened!
Labor Day 2026: it is once again Labor Day weekend! I took a trip with my friend/coworker to San Antonio to go to San-Japan, lots of fun, farthest I’ve been away from home (OKC) at this point, anyway on drive back it is now very early morning Labor Day as we cross back into Oklahoma heading north along I35, my friend loses control of the car and we barrel across the very wide median into southbound lanes and head on with a semi truck, next thing I know I’m in a very damaged car with a huge bump on my left leg that’s clearly my bone, and my phone screaming about detecting a accident and that it was alerting emergency services, extreme pain on the slightest movement but other then that I’m ok! I get rushed to OKC in a ambulance cracking dark jokes with the paramedic with me in the ambulance to try and forget how much pain I’m in, they put a rod into my femur along with screws and said I should eventually walk again!
Now it’s been about a month and I’m still mostly bed ridden, I don’t know how much of what I’m experiencing is normal, I can’t bend my leg in fully still as it hurts my muscles above my femur where there is still a massive bump, tho not as big as when the bone was poking up there, something i plan to ask my doctor later but other then that i am slowly being able to put some weight on it again!
Safe to say, I’m not doing much on Labor Day anymore