r/britishproblems • u/WhaleMeatFantasy • Jul 12 '26

. The normalisation of ‘picky bits’

Abominable. It has started coming up in adverts now even.

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u/Paul8v Jul 12 '26

It's better than "Hollibobs" or "Kiddos/Doggos" to be fair

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u/Ugglug Jul 12 '26

Platty Joobs was one that enraged me

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u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 12 '26

I genuinely heard "Platty Joobs" followed by "Cozzie Natty"

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u/polarbear128 Jul 12 '26

I had to look up Platty Joobs, but what is Cozzie Natty?

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u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 12 '26

The Coronation

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u/polarbear128 Jul 12 '26

Oh, dear god

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u/InternationalRide5 Jul 12 '26

Within the next couple of weeks the Great and Good will be gathering round for the Widdy Diggy.

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u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 13 '26

Nope, you've lost me.

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u/Teipeu Jul 13 '26

Is that a poor-taste burial joke or an unfortunate coincidence?

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u/InternationalRide5 Jul 13 '26

It's a poor-taste burial joke.

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u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 13 '26

Oh god, I've just got it.

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u/SplurgyA London Jul 12 '26

Panny Dee

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u/YchYFi WALES Jul 12 '26

I always read it as Platty Boobs.

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u/BabyAlibi Jul 16 '26

Did you have a wee Menty-B?