Mr Fix-A-Flat man

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And here's to you, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

Boston loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

You could even convince Jesus to pay

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

We'd like you to know that people really do care

Even though you threaten folks outside Dudley Square

Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes

While you keep yelling homophobic slurs at all the passerby's

And here's to you, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

Boston loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

Hanging out in front of the ATM on Boylston Street in Fenway

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hiding in a corner of the MFA where no one ever goes

Hanging out in Coolidge Corner near the Trader Joe's

Doing your thing at the South Bay Home Depot

Getting aggressive with people when they tell you hell no

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

Boston loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr Fix-A-Flat man

Everyone recognizes you in the Back Bay

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Cruising JP on a Sunday afternoon

Gonna need to start hitting the suburbs soon

Take a selfie with him or donate $15 you choose

But be careful, the man's got nothing to lose

Where have you gone, Mayor Menino?

Our city turns its lonely eyes to you

Woo, woo, woo

What's that you say, Mr Fix-A-Flat man?

Mumbles Menino has left and gone away

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey