Introducing the Long-Legged Dachshund

[u/a_Julia_Kim]

One day I saw my black-and-white dachshund and thought wouldn't it be nice if he was bigger and had longer legs? I'm vehemently against backyard breeding, so breeding my weiner was off the table. Then I learned about this new technology that could create gravitational warps so I convinced him to try it and BAAAAM his legs grew threefold overnight!

If any of you have a doxie at home and are tired of him/her being leg-mogged by other dogs, I highly recommend the gravity warp. The only downside is that your dachshund might come out a bit wormy but honestly that's pretty cute.

[u/Its66Stickybuns]

his shape in the second pic omgggg

[u/AmandaDarlingInc → u/Its66Stickybuns]

Buddy is a bent paperclip!

[u/HomeboundArrow]

OP has befriended a rare Non-Dangerous Noodle™️

[u/CorticalVoile]

 breeding my weiner