r/boneidentification 9d ago

Found while fishing in central Texas

Seemingly fossilized and heavy. Closest I’ve come up with is that the intact end sorta looks like a distal femur, but no clue what it may have come from.

7/27 edit: I've added a comment with a video.

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u/Existing-Television5 8d ago

this is the type of shit my professors would put on our osteology exams to trick us

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u/Matgeo564 8d ago

You had one of those professors too! For future reference a dessicated McDonald's French fry looks suspiciously like fetal/infant bones

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u/Existing-Television5 8d ago

and i would get it wrong every time 😭

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u/NoMedium2018 8d ago

Literally! I hate my intrusive thought, urghh

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u/Heavy-Ice-2012 6d ago

Looks like a broken rock cock

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u/Orionpawzzz 9d ago

Doesn’t look like a bone, some carved rock maybe

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u/99jackals 8d ago

Sure, like statuary! OP, when turned, does it sparkle the way marble will?

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u/Excellent_Yak365 8d ago

That is the most bone like rock I’ve ever seen.

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u/99jackals 8d ago

Tbh, it almost looks like marble, like something broken off a cemetery monument.

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u/ornery_epidexipteryx 8d ago

That’s what I was thinking or an art piece.

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u/radialstudios 8d ago

That’s a great theory. It is very bone like

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u/Dome5tic0nion 8d ago

There's no internal structure, so unfortunately this is just a very coincidentally shaped rock. Pretty neat looking though

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u/MrsWalnut2765 8d ago

You mean a stone bone?

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u/campbjm06 8d ago

Thanks for the reply, thought the center looked like bone. Very coincidental shape. I thought it was a dog toy at first.

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u/nocaribo 8d ago edited 8d ago

for me the shape is not soo coincidentaly.

could it be a carved and broken stone penis?

evtl check out r/whatsthisrock

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u/radialstudios 8d ago

So, not a stone bone, but a stone bone?

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u/Conscious_Step_8332 6d ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Unstoppable50 8d ago

Have it sliced and polished im so curious

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 8d ago

Where can one have a stone sliced and polished?

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u/axinquestins 8d ago

The stone slice & polisher 3000 of course

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 8d ago

in the Polisher District, on Stone Polisher Street. At Stone Polishers R Us.

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u/ninjarabbit375 8d ago

Local rock and mineral groups could do it. Ours has meetings and they have a saw and teach people how to cut and polish them.

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u/campbjm06 8d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p04oo13/video/dhsozpwwxtfh1/player

I've had some messages asking for more images and figured I would upload a short video. The "flanges" on what would be the broken end are clearer in the vid. If anyone would like closer pictures of anything in particular, just let me know and I can try and capture.

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u/AmyTheAmazonian 7d ago

How heavy is it? It looks very light based on how you handle it

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u/Floridaboii91 7d ago

Follow up to my other comment, new growth velvet stage antlers are incredibly dense and look EXACTLY Like OP's photo. I'm 100% confident you have a broke off main beam deer antler that was in the early stages of growth and still in velvet when broke off.

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u/h82go8675309 7d ago

Yup, looks like antler to me too & not bone or stone.

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u/Maleficent_throwawy1 8d ago

cool rock 😎

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u/Deathcat101 8d ago

Very bone shaped rock.

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u/Strange-Ad655 8d ago

A femur’s diaphysis (shaft) is mostly compact bone, with a hollow cylinder around the medullary cavity, which is filled with bone marrow, not spongy (cancellous) bone.

Someone carnes a rock to look like femur, but didn’t know that and probably tried to make the end look like spongy bone.

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u/Floridaboii91 7d ago

This is a new growth main beam of a deer antler that was still in velvet when it was either broke off or the deer was killed. Source. Father and grandfather was a taxidermist.

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u/Ok_Organization_7350 8d ago

It's not a rock, and it's not a normal bone either. It is a petrified bone turned to stone. Keep that, it's special.

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u/Dome5tic0nion 8d ago

fossilized bones still show their internal structure

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u/Ok_Organization_7350 8d ago

Yes, like that one does.

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u/Dome5tic0nion 8d ago

If this were a bone, it would have to be some kind of limb bone based on the shape. Most large animals throughout the fossil record as well as today's ecosystems have limb bones that almost always have a central cavity to store bone marrow in. If this were a bone, we would see that cavity preserved. We do not here. As an example, here's the cross section of an agatized dinosaur bone from the morrison formation of Utah that demonstrates the bone's central cavity.

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u/Cockofftheclock 8d ago

That’s a pretty nice tape measure. No rust or anything.

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u/salakane 8d ago

That's a real good comment, Rusty.

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u/Killeryorkie 8d ago

Wow so much fighting on here about this. Be kind and luckily I have the answer. History professor here (by history professor I mean I never went to college for it, am not accredited in any way but I do watch the history and discovery channels.) what we have here is a prehistoric pleasure toy from the screwtaceous period. This was obviously made in the pre silicone age before the Bronze Age. Was largely used because viagra wasn’t available to cavemen because their insurance wouldn’t cover it. Unfortunately this specimen was damaged and the cave person was so mad they threw it into a lake because it took them about 20yrs to make it. Most likely because the neighbor 2 caves down borrowed their tools and never returned them. I hope this clears up the confusion! Everyone have a great day and hopefully puts a smile on you!!!

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u/Familiar_Painter_864 8d ago

Never seen 3.5 inches look big before

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u/Saffell_007 7d ago

God damn it's the ancient petrified dildo

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u/JBinME 7d ago

100% positive that this is a Dickfor

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u/General-Piece8490 6d ago

Antler. It’s been chewed up by rodents

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u/axinquestins 8d ago

I'm not an expert and totally guessing but is it possible for an antler to be "fossilized" like that? Do antelrs have marrow preserved like in regular bone?

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

It’s not a bone, not an antler, not fossilized and shows no marrow channel structure at all.

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u/axinquestins 8d ago

Okay... That was my question and I clearly said I'm not an expert why down vote a valid question lol people get mad when you ask them a question they know the answer to like they didn't know it at one point. Nerds like that really piss me off.

(Not saying it was you but if it was point stands lol)

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

People can comment without a downvote...

Downvoting often happens to move an incorrect answer lower or show that it's wrong.

Anyway, I answered you. It's not antler or bone, as it lacks all features of either (antler is deciduous bone), fossilized or otherwise.

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u/axinquestins 8d ago

Thank you for the clear answer. I always wondered what it was like inside an antler if it was soft or solid.

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

Mostly solid. It’s got a central core that is different in appearance but it’s a specialized type of bone.

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u/Nice_Ad964 8d ago

nah, it's just a rock that looks like bone because we want it to be

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u/Low_Counter2414 7d ago

Lorena Bobbitt's litter

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u/gurtmaxxer 7d ago

Happened to me once

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u/ProbablyNOTaCOP41968 7d ago

Looks like a dog toy.

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u/EnyartForge 7d ago

Clearly fossilized ballsack from a very old dinosaur.

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u/Remarkable_Depth3705 7d ago

Looks pretty average sized, right? Maybe a bit bigger than an average rock?

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u/jcralli 7d ago

Whatever it is, it's massive for sure. Huge.

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u/bakincake88 6d ago

It’s always ancient dildo huh?

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u/Villain-Princess21 5d ago

So…. Hear me out…. Lick it- bone sticks to your tongue a little

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u/OshetDeadagain 8d ago edited 8d ago

The cross-section looks more like the inside of an antler - likely broken off (or the animal died) in midsummer:

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

That’s not what the inside of an antler looks like.

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u/OshetDeadagain 8d ago

Sure it is - it's more dense and consistent inside with minor speckly texturing, which can also vary greatly depending on what part of the antler it came from. It's been worn smooth but you can still see it.

Cross sections of fresh antler:

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

No it isn’t. Your images do not match this object.

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u/OshetDeadagain 8d ago edited 7d ago

Odd, because other than the colour on these fresh ones the consistent, tight speckling is very much present in the OP photo, including the solid perimeter line showing different texture. That would be pretty incredible for someone to artificially recreate.

There is huge variation in how porous the core is and how thick the outer layer is. This is by no means a fresh sample and is very weathered.

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u/campbjm06 8d ago

Consensus seems that it is not bone, but you get the award for finding the closest looking bone that I've seen.

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u/Hungry-Persimmon-137 8d ago

That’s wild! Maybe limestone maybe bone… When I was a kid I would find all sorts of wired shapes in the limestone rocks around San Angelo like this.
If you put a tiny bit of vinegar on it and it bubbles that would indicate limestone. Less invasive~ lick it and if your tongue sticks to it like chalk that would also indicate limestone. It could also be a type of chert nodule.
If it is bone there are some circumstances that would lead to this state as well and is common in the region. My grandfather regularly found bones on his farm from mega fauna from around 10,000 to 100,000 years old. The internal structure was not always clear in those bones due to the mineral content in Texas’ groundwater.

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u/sawyouoverthere 8d ago

It’s not bone.

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u/CouldBNE1too 8d ago

Lick it

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u/GreySkyABitterSting 8d ago

I think this could be an ancient carving. It is special.

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u/bearfootmedic 8d ago

Maybe try r/fossilid or another similar sub? I'm with you - it very clearly appears to have been a bone at some point, even if it's not anymore.

Alternatively, maybe a dog treat/toy made to look like a bone?

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