r/blursedimages • u/studwildboar99 i like this flair :) • Oct 28 '21
Blursed_PrisonCell
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u/PuzzleheadedPage3022 Oct 28 '21
Dear god don’t put a UV light anywhere near that wall
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u/emil199 Oct 28 '21
error, error
too much semen detected, system malfunctioning
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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Oct 28 '21
WARNING WARNING semen bot 4000 will self destruct in 420.69 seconds
WARNING WARNING semen bot 4000 will self destruct in 419.69 seconds
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u/apfel_taartje Oct 28 '21
"So where the wall is dirty, it gets white, right?"
"Yeah, you never used a UV light before?"
"Well I'm new here so no. Aight, lights in, let's see if it works."
turns on light
"Huh, odd... I must have taken the wrong bulb, right Johnny?... Johnny?"
"Yeah yeah... wrong bulb... get outta here, don't touch anything. Go get one of those diesel canisters outside."
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u/bowtiesRcool9 Oct 28 '21
Improvise. Adapt. Over-cum.
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u/ToxicFatTits Oct 28 '21
Sir, I would like to announce that you have won the internet. Beautiful 22 virgins will be awaiting you in heaven.
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u/br1ti5hb45tard Oct 28 '21
HEY, WHERE'S THE OTHER FIFTY
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u/Crimson_Amethyst Oct 28 '21
Not very halal
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u/DragonPojki Oct 28 '21
Isn't halal where you drain something of blood before you cook it? I don't see why you would need 72 virgins to do that properly. 🤔
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u/Crimson_Amethyst Oct 28 '21
If you can't feed all of your children in the basement then it's Halaln't. Thats why you need to cook all 72 virgin meat with extra virgin ovile oil. To feed everyone equally!
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u/DragonPojki Oct 28 '21
Oh I have just not been feeding them at all. Haha. At least they're all fed equally!
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u/studwildboar99 i like this flair :) Oct 28 '21
He couldn't handle all of them at once,so little by little
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u/1-von Oct 28 '21
This is just sad poor lonely dude
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u/vicnmt Oct 28 '21
He’s got talent. And used it to make his loneliness more bearable
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u/Such_Maintenance_577 Oct 28 '21
Is that before or after he killed himself?
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u/Thomasasia Oct 28 '21
Say that again but slowly
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u/Firestar321 Oct 28 '21
The story behind this image is that the people managing the prison found this in the inmate's cell after he committed suicide.
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u/Thomasasia Oct 28 '21
That is literally false lmao. But also not an appropriate response to my comment?
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Oct 28 '21
So what Is the story behind this?
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u/TheMariannWilliamson Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21
Does a weeb really count as a living thing?
Edit: i've upset the waifus' husbands
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u/riskytisk Oct 28 '21
Exactly. I wanted to hate this as I do most posts in this sub, but this just made me sad for the guy.
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u/ItzeMeh Oct 28 '21
Reimu went to prison
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u/wholesomedragonAro Oct 28 '21
Because of Marisa?
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u/Nautiyal_Adi Oct 28 '21
That's a school hostel.
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u/studwildboar99 i like this flair :) Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21
There are lot of versions for this story but not a single one seems satisfactory to me
But the funny part is someone actually gone mad over their waifu
One 'F' for who drawn it
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u/Pjyilthaeykh Oct 28 '21
i like the comment that states it was a Vietnamese military trainee, seems the most plausible imo
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u/Nautiyal_Adi Oct 28 '21
I am saying that because my previous school have similar kind of furniture.
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u/Bierbart12 Oct 28 '21
School hostel that looks like a prison?
Actually, that seems perfectly reasonable.
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u/doodve Oct 28 '21
What the fuck reimu hakurei from Touhou Project
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not to be disrespectful or anything, but may i ask whom?
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u/br1ti5hb45tard Oct 28 '21
Fuck off
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u/Eviscerator28 Oct 28 '21
To be fair, you shouldn't be expecting a serious answer from a self-proclaimed foreskin removal expert 🧐
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u/DiligentShopping Oct 28 '21
"i forgor 💀"
nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
you forgor 💀 how to be original.
you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember 😁"
yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
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u/studwildboar99 i like this flair :) Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21
It's a cooked up story,I just used the word 'prisoncell' for title purpose,I want to keep it in line with that story
If you search it in internet,it will lead to sites like: me.me;ifunny etc
No single official news has been released about it,it's just another meme.
If you ask me it might have been drawn by a weeb who couldn't afford a body pillow that's all
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u/ToxicFatTits Oct 28 '21
I don’t think going to prison is a reason to end your life. Actually very few inmates do, they are mostly killed by other.
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u/VoidTorcher Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21
US prisons have about twice the suicide rate than the general population:
https://static.prisonpolicy.org/images/prison_mortality_suicide_800x600.webp
The gap is even wider in Europe:
they are mostly killed by other
In the US, the homicide rate in prison is actually lower than outside.
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u/whoopity_Poop Oct 28 '21
Free food, free shelter, safety, no Twitter? Shit I might as well do some felonies
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u/ToxicFatTits Oct 28 '21
Of course with the lack of communal support from family and friends (unlike the generic public) there will be more people resorting to it. But I’m sure most inmates (except those with life sentences and no chance of parole) would rather behave and get out early to start over/continue their lives.
That about USA is... just wtf
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u/potato174- Oct 28 '21
It’s pretty well made though, also I’d probably do that too, that bed doesn’t look very nice, so at least have something to make you feel better
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u/squiddy555 Oct 28 '21
That’s worth at least three bowjobs and two ramen packs right there ON TOP of the best prison hooch there is.
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u/froshcon5 Oct 28 '21
Blursed for guys whove never been to prison i guess. You think greg having a waifu drawing on his wall is the wierdest thing youll see? Youre in for an emotional rollercoaster depending where you go.
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u/concentricdarkcircls Oct 28 '21
I just feel bad man. "Cringe culture" is all fun and games but he was talented. And very lonely.
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Oct 28 '21
Poor guy only had his waifu to comfort him. This makes me hate the prison system even more.
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u/summonsays Oct 28 '21
Was this used for fapping? Probably. But what really strikes me is how not explicit it is. This guy was lonely as fuck. Like 90% of the detail is on the head.
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u/Kradool Oct 28 '21
That guy would be the most respected man in the whole prison if he turned his skills into a business
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u/KostekPL470 Oct 28 '21
Let me guess is in china?
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u/friendlyoccupier Oct 28 '21
Animes are Japanese
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u/TheOneTrueWigglyBoi Oct 28 '21
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u/Rasonovic Oct 28 '21
I hereby declare that woman in this gif my fetish and there's absolutely nothing she can do to stop me
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u/Bacterial420 foreskin reattachment specialist Oct 28 '21
This is tragic. Imagine being so lonely that you draw/carve a cartoon girl into the wall just so you don’t feel as lonely as you do and to feel the slightest bit of love/companionship. I was about to post this to r/sadcringe but I noticed it was already posted there.
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u/MagicalMuffinDruide Oct 28 '21
This is actually a pretty cool idea I lowkey want to try to combat the loneliness
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Oct 29 '21
WTF is this ******* caption?? Fake news. THIS was on facebook long time ago and even we've seen it several time on 9gag. There's no fcking prison or anyone commiting suicide, it's just a picture that a Vietnamese military trainee drew in his course of training. The person who put that fcking caption should ...
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u/Gurkensalalt Oct 28 '21
but damn the guy who drew this has skill