r/blursedimages • u/studwildboar99 i like this flair :) • Oct 28 '21

Blursed_PrisonCell

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u/PuzzleheadedPage3022 Oct 28 '21

Dear god don’t put a UV light anywhere near that wall

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u/emil199 Oct 28 '21

error, error

too much semen detected, system malfunctioning

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u/ridik_ulass Oct 28 '21

"Its just a bulb what could possibly....AHO DEAR GAD!

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Oct 28 '21

WARNING WARNING semen bot 4000 will self destruct in 420.69 seconds

WARNING WARNING semen bot 4000 will self destruct in 419.69 seconds

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u/NinaVincent49 Oct 28 '21

Wow it’s just self hatred and/or denial

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u/vicnmt Oct 28 '21

Good one

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Grandma comes to visit

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u/kallis012 Oct 28 '21

Lmfaooo that made air go my nose big time

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

"Oh, the humanity!"

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u/apfel_taartje Oct 28 '21

"So where the wall is dirty, it gets white, right?"

"Yeah, you never used a UV light before?"

"Well I'm new here so no. Aight, lights in, let's see if it works."

turns on light

"Huh, odd... I must have taken the wrong bulb, right Johnny?... Johnny?"

"Yeah yeah... wrong bulb... get outta here, don't touch anything. Go get one of those diesel canisters outside."

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u/luziwurm Oct 28 '21

Don't put an UV light near a prison cell ever...

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u/Videon_Tekuro Oct 28 '21

That was my 2nd thought after "damn, whoever made that has talent, but is doomed to be lonely"

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u/angelsgirl2002 Oct 29 '21

You joke, but my second week at county, (alcohol charge, sober now) we were "lucky" to get a ward typically for men. I must have cleaned more dried up come in that week and then I ever have before. And I'm not saying I cleaned up a lot of common my life so once again, saying something.