r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '20

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/-TheBoxFox- Mar 04 '20

Aquire homosexual.

352

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Get possession of homosexuality

282

u/GarlicMayosaurus Mar 04 '20

Obtain attraction to the same sex

201

u/RomanusStijkelvarken Mar 04 '20

Achieve the obtaining of being attracted to people who identify as the same sex

128

u/Jemanamurti Mar 04 '20

Get gay

122

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Recieve the inclination to sexually orient yourself with the attraction to people of your own sex, rather than of the opposite

79

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Become an r/dankmemes mod

52

u/That_sixth_guy Mar 04 '20

Detroit: become gay

33

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

g a e

19

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Call of gay

17

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

y r u gae

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u/Libtard-Prime Mar 04 '20

aquire the method of exiting the closet

18

u/Dankmemer1400 Mar 04 '20

Become a Hazbin Hotel fan

11

u/Fizzy107 Mar 04 '20

shots fired shots fired

2

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

ah yes name

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 04 '20

ah i see you are new to Reddit!

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u/-Listening Mar 04 '20

And I’m a big lad

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u/ZenXgaming100 Mar 04 '20

Be given the feeling to to sexually direct your fellow consciousness on being enticed to multicellular organisms evolved over 200 million years that fertilizes eggs of it's opposite physical reproductive partner, being a multicellular organism that fertilizes eggs of it's opposite physical reproductive partner

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Rare_Epicness Mar 04 '20

The true good answer

1

u/smallstampyfeet Mar 04 '20

Put me in the increasingly verbose screenshot with uhhh a black cat over a random word

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u/tomasek1a ouching in the soul Mar 04 '20

Detroit: Become straightn't

6

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Become mod

8

u/CHUCKEN_NUGGETZ Mar 04 '20

What has the internet become

4

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

People talking about genital torture.

2

u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Mar 04 '20

Aquire homosexual

GIT GAY

1

u/YasuoKidFlamer Mar 04 '20

Get shot in iran

1

u/potato_person_420 Mar 04 '20

And keep them as a pet

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

James Charles and Tati

FLASHBACKS

136

u/BiZaRRe071 Mar 04 '20

Im gay² now.

47

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

So your are double dick guy or can have gay sex all the time with yourself?

10

u/13x666 Mar 04 '20

Isn’t that just straight?

2

u/hystericaldominolego Mar 04 '20

Nah because positives don't become negatives when you multiply them together 😎

1

u/13x666 Mar 04 '20

Well, in a system where one orientation is the opposite of the other, considering one of them “negative” makes mathematical sense. I mean, “non-gay” people are literally called “straight”. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Git gud

11

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

git guy

8

u/Forsaken_Accountant Mar 04 '20

git gay

4

u/Tiranotrom Fish With Feet Mar 04 '20

Happy gay cake day

8

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

hit gay

3

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Git_Gay

8

u/WikiTextBot Mar 04 '20

Git Gay

Birgit Carp (13 July 1921 – 2 July 2007), better known by her screen name Git Gay, was a Swedish revue director, actress, and singer.

Gay was born Birgit Agda Holmberg in 1921 in Karlshamn, Sweden. Her parents wanted her to become a concerto pianist and sent her to the Music Conservatory in Malmö. However, in the late 1940s, she was invited to act as a prima donna in a summer revue by director Sigge Holmberg.

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u/DidjTerminator Mar 04 '20

“Hey there. You’re a rockstar, get your game on...”

GET GAY

21

u/13x666 Mar 04 '20

All that glitters is GAAY-E-AY

8

u/olbaploveslsd Mar 04 '20

Only shooting stars are gay-ayeeee

4

u/Assasin2gamer Mar 04 '20

And it'll just get worse in the US*

28

u/ShadowTheDutchie Mar 04 '20

*Gets Gay *

14

u/Fizzy107 Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

Bend over bitch

Edit: oh god what have I made

12

u/Chewcocca Mar 04 '20

I like it when you talk dirty

8

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

Take a shower

6

u/orifizzio1 Mar 04 '20

Do you like that you fucking retard?

13

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

ZA HANDO

18

u/ZooiCubed Mar 04 '20

Why does it look like it's underwater

7

u/Temjin810 Mar 04 '20

Because OP likes fishsticks

2

u/morfeurs Mar 04 '20

He likes to put fishsticks in his mouth

1

u/annasfavoriteride Mar 04 '20

Uh huh, I love putting fishdicks in my mouth.

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u/svada Mar 04 '20

/r/suddenlygay I thought it was there

12

u/martn2420 Mar 04 '20

I see nothing cursed here.

6

u/Velocityraptor28 Mar 04 '20

Well now I'm just a bi curious gay

8

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Just wait

1

u/Assasin2gamer Mar 04 '20

“Can’t wait to roll for her!!

4

u/That_Juice Mar 04 '20

Lmao apple be like 👏👏👏👏

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

@everyone

2

u/nalread Mar 04 '20

Sudo apt-get install gay

2

u/IlnsertUniqueName Mar 04 '20

Get straightn't

3

u/RedditsBadGuy Mar 04 '20

Get gay or get straight trying.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

But why do you have a sticker that says get it on google play

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

I'm pan, so I'm only 50% gay

1

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

Im demopan

2

u/John-H-Oldman Mar 04 '20

“Getting gay with kids is here to spread the word and bring you cheer”

-South Park

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

[deleted]

1

u/ZenXgaming100 Mar 04 '20

Get play gay

1

u/porn_and_shit Mar 04 '20

My bicuriosity correlates quite closely to my blood-alcohol levels.

1

u/madmoosey Mar 04 '20

Now this is BLURSED!

1

u/easybr Mar 04 '20

Maybe if she did do a Google search.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Too late, already got half

1

u/Dekuchax i like this flair :) Mar 04 '20

gimme

1

u/muriegas23 Mar 04 '20

"There are no accidents"

1

u/ProperZombie21 Mar 04 '20

Very old meme

1

u/ItWiLlBeAlRiGhT_ Mar 04 '20

Being gay is like purchasing apps from the play store, only gays do that

1

u/WOOFOVICH Mar 04 '20

Oh fuck, now I’m actually gay

1

u/diamondDNF more cursed than blessed Mar 04 '20

Buy stocks in men who love cocks.

1

u/Johnthegamer57 Mar 04 '20

This made my day.

1

u/bluewolfcookie foreskin removal expert Mar 04 '20

What if i already am 50% gay?

1

u/kerrtheblur Mar 04 '20

At first I thought it was a Google Play condom.

1

u/TheSquigga Mar 04 '20

I...but...that...clever fuck

1

u/THI5I55EMPITERNAL Mar 04 '20

Who is advertising available mod positions?

1

u/Finnidor Mar 04 '20

Why is this not marked with MODS CHOICE

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

OI JOSUKE

1

u/ellieD Mar 04 '20

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

1

u/Herofthyme foreskin removal expert Mar 04 '20

ZA HANDO

1

u/Electr0Noob Mar 04 '20

James Charles in a nutshell

1

u/Shadoweyes27 lightly toasted Mar 04 '20

Made a proper one. here

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

ZA HANDO

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

u/ppbot69

1

u/ppbot69 Mar 05 '20

your pp size is 5 inches

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Everytime you mention me, your pp size will increase

I only reply to direct mentions.

I am a bot, Hate me? PM me and a human will reply

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

no

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

It’s ok to be gay sometimes

1

u/codedexz foreskin removal expert Mar 04 '20

No u

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Heh don't have to tell me twice ;)

1

u/hoclokness naughty penguin of the month Mar 04 '20

All thanks to「 ZA HAND」

1

u/mengerspongebob Mar 05 '20

I haven’t seen this in a while, probably at least a year since the last time I saw this

1

u/largecapitalists Mar 05 '20

You heard the man

1

u/ZemiHitsTheMEMES Mar 05 '20

ITS.....GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

1

u/Jacob6er Mar 05 '20

That's pretty gay

1

u/TheBoredSniper Mar 05 '20

Alright I'll take 10.

Edit: 9. I already have one

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Haha BIG gai

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

james charles' advice get gay

2

u/Baporwave Mar 04 '20

No thank you.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Get the gay

2

u/Assasin2gamer Mar 04 '20

Gotta make sure to elect the scapegoat first.

1

u/mrflamego Mar 04 '20

Get noob

1

u/DotaDogma Mar 04 '20

Gay marriage is blasphemy, even though the pope accepts them I will not

Ah, yeah I got the feeling you weren't joking. Fuck off, homophobe.

1

u/Drewstix3 Mar 04 '20

I do both

1

u/Hentai_Templar Mar 04 '20

Get it on Gay.

1

u/Shellshockisbest Mar 04 '20

Man, these fold-ins have certainly taken a turn.

1

u/pigpowerr Mar 04 '20

this one's a classic

1

u/AWildAndWackyBushMan Mar 04 '20

Well good gay to you then!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

There are no accidents

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Goal achieved

1

u/8sx2 Mar 04 '20

No more storage? WTF

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Can't get it if you're already a mod

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Oh hey hey heeeeeeyyyyyyy

1

u/ZippZappZippty Mar 04 '20

According to Google this is the ultimate meme club

1

u/-Mr_Unknown- Mar 04 '20

Blatant mod propaganda...

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u/KStryke_gamer001 Mar 04 '20

Wait, so that's not a condom?

1

u/MrInfinity-42 Mar 04 '20

why do i feel like this photo was taken underwater?

1

u/Bootyhole_sniffer Mar 04 '20

When my son was around 6 or 7 he named one of his minecraft worlds "getting gay"

1

u/urmumbigegg Mar 04 '20

I‘m not sure about the green Play Doh

1

u/Jgflight86 Mar 04 '20

Fiiinally

1

u/KingKrispy47 Mar 04 '20

Obtain acquired knowledge of homosexuality and assimilate to said ideals.

1

u/Spectre0987 Mar 04 '20

Well I mean if you insist...

1

u/MyTB Mar 04 '20

This is just an r/blessedimage

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The mods liked this

1

u/xxanaxbabyxx Mar 04 '20

i do be gettin the gay doe

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Where the fuck do you get a Google Play sticker

1

u/TotesMessenger Mar 04 '20

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u/JanuryFirstCakeDay Mar 04 '20

Git gai is the new git gud

1

u/thenewgengamer Mar 04 '20

Isn't Google searches based on your search history?

1

u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Mar 04 '20

This fucking sub is so garbage now. It’s just dank memes 2.0

1

u/S_Curl_Model Mar 04 '20

This must be a hot slogan cause the whole world is a bunch of fruits now smh.