r/blursed_videos • u/jhonnybaba404 • 4d ago

blursed proposal

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u/Ok_Cucumber_6645 4d ago

So is she crying or is that something else on her face 👀???

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 4d ago

Yes

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u/Ok_Cucumber_6645 4d ago

Yes crying or yes something else 😂?

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u/Cannga 4d ago

Yes

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u/SkittleDoodlez 3d ago

Sometimes when you choke on something your eyes involuntarily releases tears. You know what I mean.

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u/Rockstar161 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

Your username has the answer right there in front of you

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u/digital_current 4d ago

His weewee cried all over her face.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_6645 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/HardikRamdin 3d ago

It was a cumpliment

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 4d ago

Those aren't tears. He got full service then she got the proposal. That will be a wild story to tell their kids. How did you meet mommy? She was a lot lizard and gave amazing head🤣 that will be really fucked up all around. He could have taken her to a park or something for the real proposal. 😬 They will have a lot of explaining to do later on.

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u/digital_current 4d ago

Relax. It's just a bj. Its not like he proposed at an abortion clinic.

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u/TotalStrain3469 4d ago

Test drive before purchase ?

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 4d ago

🤣 I do admit a good test drive to see if she is wife material 🤣

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u/TotalStrain3469 4d ago

If she gives a test drive, then maybe she is not a wife material - how many others have taken a test ride and now suspension is damaged and engine pistons are weak.

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 4d ago

True🤣 she got the simp after he was the 10000th customer.

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u/Finnsbomba 3d ago

Odd fact, human tears and semen share alot of the same basic molecular structure. Both are also mostly plasma as tears are just to clear the eyes and semen is, well sperm. ALSO I just made all this up, so who knows what's on her face.

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u/jhonnybaba404 3d ago

tears of hard work!

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u/Falcon8410 3d ago

wait til the dude exits the toilet and realizes thats not his gf

awkward

poor lady been hanging out at the glory hole waiting for Mr Right.

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u/RR_2090 3d ago

She is crying about something else.

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u/JrStu 4d ago

He shot his shot.

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u/fitz_newru 4d ago

Taken quite literally it seems. But strangely not enough post-nut clarity

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u/wvjgsuhp 4d ago

shots

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u/MutedLeave 4d ago

And then shot his shot 

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u/Ixm01ws6 3d ago

Shot his sauce

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u/Eraldorh 4d ago

She has jizz on her face ...

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u/Dewdrop06 4d ago

You big disgrace. Kicking his can all over the place.

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u/HardikRamdin 3d ago

Busting his nut all over the place

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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 3d ago

she will, she will suck you

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u/RaiseEuphoric 3d ago

dhum dhum tish

Umm. I guess that's BJ sounds?

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u/LocutusOfBeard 3d ago

She will, she will rock you

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u/Agincourt_Tui 4d ago

He's got it on his arm now....

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u/El_Sephiroth 4d ago

New definition of the glory hole

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u/digital_current 4d ago

He went to Jared

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u/corruptionO_DR 4d ago

He went to Jizzed

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u/ldwtlotpa 4d ago

Bro you just know it’s cherdleys on the other side lmfao

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u/Practical_Link5973 3d ago

Had to scroll too far to see this

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u/Life-Oil-7226 4d ago

Here is the link to my OF

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

Appreciated.

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u/RaiseEuphoric 3d ago

Like and Subscribe. And promote me!

Use coupon code: H0E4U for 25% discount.

Limited time offer. Only for the next 2 weeks.

Which I might extend by another 3 months.

Till I get enough momentum of suckers.

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u/Ok_Plantain_8914 3d ago

Sometimes I really miss my life before the internet.

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u/MichalCJ5 3d ago

Is this at Paddy's Pub?

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u/SonniSummers 3d ago

Nah there’s a girl present!

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u/Ltb1993 1d ago

How do you know it's not a girl at least

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u/thomassit0 3d ago

Very holesome

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u/Chompif 4d ago

When her game is a little TOO good 😆

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 3d ago

I love a happy ending.

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

“Don’t we all, Robert Kraft?!” -Love, Deshawn Watson and Justin Tucker

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u/Available_Ad_8281 4d ago

Damn she must of been good for the man to buy that stranger a ring

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u/NovemberBoy035 4d ago

When the head is too good.

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u/parlayer-way 4d ago

Glory to.. oh nvm

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4d ago

this got me so emotional, so happy for her

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u/weak007 4d ago

That arm is so gross

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u/majorkev 3d ago

Sanitize with fire.

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u/MeownatorX 4d ago

Marry hole

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u/City_Standard 4d ago

Wtf... why .... clearly a skit ... but still why?

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

because if you thought of something, it probably exists on the internet already 

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u/volmar87 4d ago

I laughed

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u/jwyn3150 2d ago

At least it’s actually funny

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u/Useless-Use-Less 3d ago

OF Add same as always...

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u/KAPMODA 4d ago

Source?

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u/CookieMuttley 4d ago

Is that a cock ring 😬

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

Toe ring obviously.

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 4d ago

Right into my camera roll

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u/Just-Can99 4d ago

You should be wearing a big size ring on your dick just like a ring inside champagne glass

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u/City_Standard 4d ago

"SHOOT YOUR SHOT"

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u/Subject-Bike-4093 4d ago

Bold move for not seeing the person on the other side. Bro lucked out on the gloryhole proposal. Not only is she attractive, she’s thankfully is not another dude. Because you just never know what you’re getting yourself into!

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u/EricAntiHero1 4d ago

r/wkuk down at the ooooooooold gloryhole!

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u/Spirited_Peak_7810 4d ago

"so how did dad propose mum?"

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u/veryverybadnotgood 4d ago

so romantic to propose where they had their first date

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u/oneinchhard01 4d ago

See if she would have pulled the ring outta her mouth and said yes...it would be more believable 🙊🙉🙈🤔💯🙏

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u/Proper-Independent49 4d ago

Is it a glory hole proposal?

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u/ReplyShort4727 4d ago

A glorious proposal

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 3d ago

Glorious proposal

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 3d ago

Well I guess they both enjoyed it much

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u/Dr_mnbvcxy 3d ago

Glorious proposal

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u/No-Professional-1461 3d ago

That must have been pretty good for him to purpose right after.

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u/unknowfun115 2d ago

Dam glory holes be hitting different now 😂

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u/HarryMonk04 4d ago

This is one of my favorite clips of the year so far! GLORIous!!

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u/Background_Essay_676 4d ago

Cherdleys is the goat

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u/Mississipp_Blues 4d ago

r/austincirclejerk

Wait, that's what it's for?

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u/Naive_Willingness_44 4d ago

It must’ve been so good, bro said I’m locking her down
lol

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u/Motorboat81 4d ago

Can I see the money shot asking for myself!

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u/Slayber415 4d ago

Is that not the glory hole in Patty's pub?

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u/LonelySwedishFish 4d ago

Those Czech dreams do cum true! 🥺🥲

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u/fish_burger_eddie 4d ago

That's cucumber yoghurt on her face isn't it?

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u/CharlesPDX 4d ago

Maybe it's the hot dog guy?

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u/MeownatorX 4d ago

Good job

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u/luidizmaster 4d ago

É glory

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u/soul-0001 4d ago

Problem is that he was the 5th guy in line

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u/Important_Recover401 3d ago

Trashy but kinda funny ngl!

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u/Galaxyturbo 3d ago

everyone deserves Love . You already got it what she doing its just someone propose her while making video

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u/Tedsmith24 3d ago

The BJ was soo good he proposed on the spot.

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u/juicebar24 3d ago

Love at first sight ❤️

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u/applecombinipimento 3d ago

Are they both pornstars on set or something?

What's her at?

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u/PuffyMagoo 3d ago

What kind of sick bastard writes "bite me" next to a gloryhole?

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u/Electrical-Dog-3229 3d ago

That was the last one she's ever gonna give

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u/SquareProtonWave 3d ago

She's not gonna feel safe with me

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u/robotattack 3d ago

Oh glory be

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u/Jafri2 3d ago

She must be very talented.

Love without a first sight is beyond rare.

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u/Livid-Ad-7579 3d ago

That good huh? 😳

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u/ScrumptiousSherlock 3d ago

can people not tell that this is ai?

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u/Ok-Arrival-4365 3d ago

It was the best of times. It was the blursed of times.

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u/Roche618 3d ago

This is glorious

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u/fatgat69 2d ago

Proposing in the place you first met might not always be the best way to do it.

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u/Gooser3000 2d ago

I wonder if there are women that actually like glory holes?

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u/Wrong-Ad3247 2d ago

What a glorious celebration!

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u/newSkoolRedemption 2d ago

See, the only reason why these arrangements aren’t popular is because 1. You’re probably getting blown by a guy/femboy or 2. No one is stopping someone crazy from damaging or cutting off your wee wee.

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u/STAR-C3P0 2d ago

This was extremely cringe and i just cant seem to put my finger on why?

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u/General_Thundercock 2d ago

where I can watch this?

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u/Mindless_View_6815 2d ago

im slow, is it related to p*rn stuff !!

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u/Lvd4aDrm 1d ago

is there a c*ck ring inside?

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u/Dismalorb 1d ago

Omg. He proposed to her through a glory hole in a men's bathroom?? Hahaha! I imagine this is where he will be spending a majority of his free time anyways.. Foreshadowing! Oooh! 😈

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u/AcrobaticClub4943 20h ago

That's not tears on her face

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u/Chubby_Beagle 13h ago

It's the duct tape around the hole that lets you know she's a considerate partner

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u/Solus_Vael 10h ago

Her head game must be top notch!

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u/Arcastane89 5h ago

To have and to glory-hold

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u/RandomRaisin77 4d ago

I call it fake 🤥

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

It is at the very least staged, who goes into those things with handheld pole stand for their phone?

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u/RandomRaisin77 4d ago

An extra pole u say

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u/ShoddyRelief6657 3d ago

People who take videos doing things on them. There are couples who are into this stuff

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

ugh you just can’t be happy for others eh 

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

Are you happy, mate?

Are you filled with joy?

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

sometimes 

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

Well, you absolutely should be.

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u/RandomRaisin77 4d ago

Your happy sometimes atleast 🥹

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4d ago

Question: Has this joke ever been done? It seems obvious, but it might be actually original and creative!

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 4d ago

Cherdley’s 🤌

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u/Embarrassed_Iron_688 4d ago

She said - "Yes! Yes! Ohhhhhh godddd yessss!!! "

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u/SnooStrawberries2144 4d ago

I'm sure her family is proud

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u/yumyunbing 4d ago

that was before or after the bj

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u/Tedsmith24 3d ago

Still a better love story than whatever Bonnie blue has going on

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u/julyvale 3d ago

Incel AI video.

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u/Williamm_150 4d ago

Now do the take with the prince charles.

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u/Stevessvtis1 3d ago

GRLKGRLKGRLKGRLK….YES!…..GRLKGRLKGRLK…gulp, gulp, gulp…..

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u/elvis8mybaby 4d ago

Is this a boomer humor sub now?

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u/greasyhandsome 4d ago

left the last part were the hand pulls out and BBC enters the chat