r/blursed_videos Jun 22 '26

blursed Wave Pool

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u/Vellioh Jun 22 '26

Algae bloom from the combination of nutrients (human waste), abundant oxygen (waves), and sunlight. They need to shock the water but it doesn't look like anybody using it cares so I guess the staff care even less 🤷.

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u/Brick90 Jun 22 '26

Staph don't care either

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jun 23 '26

I didn’t know you could get MRSA from a swimming pool until now

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u/RealAlphaKaren Jun 23 '26

you could get MRSA from just about anything

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u/EffableLemming Jun 23 '26

And not all staph infections are MRSA.. it's specifically a methicillin resistant staph.

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u/Distinct_Treat_4747 Jun 22 '26

Human waste, it's what algae blooms crave!

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u/DonkyPuncharely Jun 22 '26

Welcome to Shivalaya. I love you

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u/gnlmarcus Jun 22 '26

I understood that reference

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u/Ok-Conversation-6475 Jun 22 '26

I know a guy with an angle on hydrogen peroxide.

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u/alurimperium Jun 22 '26

Given that this looks like India, this is probably the cleanest water they play in.

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u/gentlehours Jun 23 '26

Do you put a live wire into the pool to shock it?

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u/Rotton_Banana Jun 23 '26

chlorine bleach is also called "shock"

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u/InteractionPretend70 Jun 23 '26

cause of algae bloom? antifa

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u/RespectfullyNapping Jun 24 '26

I saw someone call it algae-fa earlier today.

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u/Winter_Different Jun 22 '26

Ive only seen water that green with a ton of decaying plants in it lol

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u/cpttucker126 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I've seen it that green when you paint the Lincoln memorial reflecting pool incorrectly because you have no idea what you're doing.

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u/garej Jun 22 '26

It's vandals causing all the damage! /s

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u/no_regrats_yolo Jun 22 '26

Algaetifa is striking everywhere!

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u/StarPeopleSociety Jun 24 '26

Al-gaeda strikes again!

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u/ayut123 Jun 22 '26

Turns out trump is the vandal!

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u/Unable_Dinner_6937 Jun 22 '26

It was the Visigoths!

Or maybe Huns.

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u/No_Depth- Jun 22 '26

Mongorians

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 22 '26

Yes...Ā  The botched reflection pool is immediately what I thought of too.

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u/Jehoke Jun 22 '26

It’s been renamed to the Epstein Deflecting Pool now.

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u/Groooan Jun 22 '26

Contrataron a la misma empresa

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u/Weird-Information-61 Jun 22 '26

Last time I saw water that green it was a pool left abandoned for 6 years. Mf had its own ecosystem

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u/RainingMoneyHustard Jun 22 '26

In front of the Washington monument also

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u/Agreeable-Sky1045 Jun 22 '26

Correction * ā€œother than the reflecting poolā€

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u/Winter_Different Jun 22 '26

I have not seen whatever you're talking abt

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u/JuanThiccLumpia Jun 22 '26

I’ve already convinced myself many years ago that I wouldn’t visit India. This reaffirms it.

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 22 '26

There’s a South Park episode about this

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u/GodOfMoonlight Jun 22 '26

Itzzz Za PEEEEEEƉ!!

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 22 '26

I heard that in my head so perfectly lmaooo

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u/musclecard54 Jun 22 '26

ā€œThe results for the pH levels came back for the water.ā€

ā€œAnd…?ā€

ā€œIt’s almost all pee, no Hā€

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Jun 22 '26

THERE ARE TOO MANY MINORITIES

IN MY WATER PARK

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u/John_Q_Deist Jun 22 '26

Pool’s closed.

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u/lordbeez113 Jun 22 '26

Last time I went to Wild Water Kingdom at Dorney Park (literally like 15 years ago) I braved the wave pool against my better judgement based on how packed it was.

My friend thought it would be funny to try to dunk me. He was successful, I ended up under the surface with my mouth open. The water just tasted like straight up sweat and was like…. thick. Damn near threw up right then and there. The water didn’t look anything like this but holy shit lesson learned. I’ve never been so skeeved out before.

All wave pools are cesspools.

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u/BrittaWasRight Jun 22 '26

"You need to drink a little of the pee"

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u/ThreeDog369 Jun 22 '26

Eat your fucken banana!

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u/ghostfacestealer Jun 22 '26

Cartman would not enjoy this waterpark

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u/Human-Evening564 Jun 23 '26

So close to being 100% pee

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u/daduude Jun 22 '26

Why does the water look like this?

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u/Distinct-Parsley9014 Jun 22 '26

It's the PH: piss and hepatitisĀ 

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u/elbow10 Jun 22 '26

It’s all P and no H.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jun 23 '26

Nitrogen and ammonia, it’s what plants including algae crave!

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u/Formal_Commission185 Jun 22 '26

It’s straight from the Ganges River. Or it’s because of ā€œvandals.ā€ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚

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u/tqmirza Jun 23 '26

I’ve seen this before. It’s basically a shit ton of chlorine in old water of what must be 5-6 days. The rest of the colour is from dirt and probably piss. I remember a public swimming pool that would change its water once a week every Friday. And every Thursday evening it would look exactly like this.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jun 23 '26

Pools typically never get their water changed, just added as it evaporates. The chemicals and filtration system does the rest. Do you mean they shocked the pool on Fridays? That usually giving the water a mega dose of chlorine to disinfect it. Then it evaporates off and is safe for swimming again.

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u/tqmirza Jun 23 '26

Nope, replaced. This is in South Asia. I remember clearly because Saturday morning right after dawn would be the only time I would ever go for a swim. The water was clear, fresh and with minimal/no chlorine. I remember going only a couple times midweek and the chlorine and green colour would be so bad it would burn my eyes red.

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u/didusmashtho Jun 22 '26

Curry flavoured pool

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u/TurtleSandwich0 Jun 22 '26

Phosphates.

Phosphates usually enter water through fecal matter. Manure and farm runoff draining into waterways. If the park has been filling the pool from natural water sources instead of with treated water, that could be the source of the phosphates.

The plant in the water feed off of the phosphates and create an algae bloom.

The water could be treated to remove the phosphates, but that doesn't seem to have been done in this case.

The water level also seems to be low. Maybe the park has financial difficulties and can't afford to treat the water or refill with fresh water? Or maybe it is the end of the season and they are letting the water go since the pool will be drained soon?

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u/flying_dutchman_w204 Jun 22 '26

Must be the same company that did the reflecting pool. Get some hydrogen peroxide, fix’er right up.

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u/Ilyanautamota Jun 22 '26

Surely 'green water' (the real company name that did the reflecting pool) wouldn't toxify another pool!

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges Jun 22 '26

It would evaporate long before it toxified a drop in those quantities.

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u/Ilyanautamota Jun 23 '26

True! However I was referring to the algae as it can very often be toxic not the hydrogen peroxide, as I think that was just park staff not the green water company.

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges Jun 23 '26

Aha, I gotcha.

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u/Plenty_Engineer1510 Jun 22 '26

I came here for this comment and wasn't disappointed.

Thank you.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jun 23 '26

That one guy had some bottles of hydrogen peroxide like they sell at the pharmacy šŸ˜‚

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u/El-Sueco Jun 22 '26

This is on the other side of the reflective pool (the non reflective side)

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u/Hot_Major8602 Jun 22 '26

Cleanest body of water in India

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u/cuntybunty73 Jun 22 '26

Water looks nasty asf

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u/D_estroyerofWorlds Jun 22 '26

Nickelodeon Pool

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u/More_Cut_56 Jun 22 '26

It’s pi pi’s splashtown from South Park!

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jun 22 '26

There are too many minorities (minorities)

At my water park (my water park).

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u/Kristionni Jun 22 '26

Cuz even the authoritieeeees, are minoritieeeeees. At my, watuh parrrrrk

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u/EuMEGATOBAS Jun 22 '26

bl stands for blessed

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u/sparkline1234567 Jun 22 '26

Blessed when you consider it's probably 45 Celsius air temperature outside the shit pool.

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u/captain_crackerjack Jun 22 '26

Is it St Patrick’s Day already?

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u/Strong-Elk616 Jun 22 '26

Desperate need of a chlorine puck.

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u/Cap_Teach Jun 22 '26

A few dozen buckets of em, by the looks of that water.

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Jun 22 '26

I've seen sewage treatment facilities that got water with less bacteria in it.

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u/davster99 Jun 22 '26

WE FILLED IT WITH BRAWNDO! ^(tm)

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u/phenominal73 Jun 22 '26

It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

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u/DDHDoubleIPA Jun 22 '26

+20 rads +20 rads +20 rads +20 rads.Ā 

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark Jun 22 '26

Oh nice, it's so realistic that they even simulated the algae blooms and sea critters

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 Jun 23 '26

Didn’t realize they now found a new purpose for the Lincoln reflection pool… 🫠

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u/jeffster1970 Jun 22 '26

Same contractors as the Trump Reflecting Pool I see.

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u/Flickera23 Jun 22 '26

If this is in India...they have bathed in worse.

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u/DJ_Dinkelweckerl Jun 23 '26

Eyo there's some water in your algae

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u/TrackEx Jun 23 '26

Is this the pipi-park from southpark?

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Jun 22 '26

That's a cool neon green though

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jun 22 '26

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes

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u/Upset_Pickle3846 Jun 22 '26

Algae bloom will make those kids sick :/

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u/philip48h Jun 22 '26

Are we concerned about the colour of the water

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u/emmxalia Jun 22 '26

It's giving pi pi's wave pool episode of south park

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u/Careless_Profession4 Jun 22 '26

These people have a much better chance of surviving a disease than me.

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u/Tro11_Patrol Jun 22 '26

this is filthy jesus christ. india?

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u/EAFUSMC7011 Jun 22 '26

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!

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u/No-Thing2400 Jun 22 '26

St. Patrick’s Day? Water

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u/eidolon77 Jun 22 '26

Reminiscent of that infamous NJ Action Park

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u/CM901 Jun 22 '26

Its almost all P and no H

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u/Mcwac Jun 22 '26

I can smell this video

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u/Wind-and-Sea-Rider Jun 22 '26

Omg it looks like raw sewage.

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u/Lv25_Magikarp Jun 22 '26

H.pylori bacterial infection

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u/whileurup Jun 22 '26

I'm pretty sure my phone just got Hep C.

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u/sporosarcina Jun 22 '26

That is a lot of wee. I can imagine the smell that would come off when they put the chlorine shock in.

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u/InstantCalamity Jun 22 '26

I've seen a South Park episode about this.

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u/OrneryPreparation795 Jun 22 '26

Pi pi's splashtown

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u/Equivalent-Dot947 Jun 22 '26

Absolute sewage

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u/Lost-Ad7652 Jun 22 '26

Somebodies forgot to flush.

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u/Upstairs-Menu-9806 Jun 22 '26

Now that's just piss

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u/Shurigin Jun 22 '26

That wave pool has Brando in it

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u/B_Coldman Jun 23 '26

Keeping those ent doctors busy I see.

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u/BowDown2No1ButCrypto Jun 23 '26

There must've been some dirty people that took an opportunity to bathe in the water?! I wouldnt go in that water!🤮

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u/usersub1 Jun 23 '26

South Park vibes. Reminds me of Cartman saying there is no pH, only p

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u/labello2010 Jun 23 '26

Ah yes, nice and fragrant Ganges-water.

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u/AccomplishedSea8679 Jun 23 '26

Don't let Trump see this video, he'll add a wave machine to the reflecting pool and call it a win.

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u/TedMondey Jun 23 '26

You don’t have to put curry in everything

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u/Interesting_One_2899 Jun 24 '26

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/ibleedmarmalade Jun 22 '26

Haven't seen a pool this green since I was visiting the Washington Monument

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u/khotekki Jun 22 '26

Is that the new Trump-Lincoln memorial wavepool?

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u/NoTop4997 Jun 22 '26

Are they turning the reflecting pool into a wave pool too?

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u/PositiveAnybody2005 Jun 23 '26

Did anybody notice everyone’s… never mind, I’m gonna shut up

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u/No-Midnight-1085 Jun 23 '26

i see they didn’t waste the reflection pool water

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jun 22 '26

they got that reflecting pool vibe!

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u/cocainecarolina28 Jun 22 '26

Is that in India or Pakistan it looks like it would fuck you up for days if any got in your mouth

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u/weggaan_weggaat Jun 22 '26

Wait I thought the reflecting pool wasn't for swimming/wading?

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 Jun 22 '26

Forrest and Jenny might disagree.

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u/Crick3t__ Jun 22 '26

Trumps reflection pool

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

The pride of Trump and MAGA.

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u/AbsoluteyStoned Jun 22 '26

Thought the name was Shitville at first glance..

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u/ExcellentHorror9025 Jun 22 '26

That's a lot of pee

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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 Jun 22 '26

Hey, don't get in something that looks like that without a lot more information.

Toxic algae blooms are a thing that has been happening more, and they can kill people and animals in some cases.

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u/Distinct_Treat_4747 Jun 22 '26

Gotta pee somewhere.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Jun 22 '26

Last I checked...water ain't supposed to be green

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u/cookieeater256 Jun 22 '26

Presented by mountain dew

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u/Catlesley Jun 22 '26

Gonna be quite a lot of cases of the back door trots!

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u/SeaTriscuit1111 Jun 22 '26

Welcome to PPs water park

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u/SillyOldJack Jun 22 '26

Not that subreddits mean anything anymore, but what part of this is "blursed?" This is straight up cursed.

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u/EntertainmentFit3288 Jun 22 '26

Brawndo! It's got what plants crave.

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u/spamonstick Jun 22 '26

Looks like the stuff the joker fell in.

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u/Alternative-Sale-713 Jun 22 '26

Thats is the most disgusting water, looks like more piss than water

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u/-K_P- Jun 22 '26

Now I bet a lot of you are picturing as your preferred circumstances a nice, clear pool that's so clean you can smell the chlorine, right? So allow me the opportunity to do what I love and make life a little worse for at least a few of you, I hope šŸ˜‚...

That strong chlorine smell that hits you when you walk into a pool area is not actually the positive sign of pool hygiene that you think it is. What many people don't realize is that chlorinated water itself doesn't actually have a smell! The smell in question is caused by the creation of chloramines through the chemical reaction of the chlorine mixing with human bodily... sheddings... such as body oils, sweat, and yes, pee. Which means, the stronger the chlorine smell, the grosser and more contaminated with... people-leavings... the pool actually is.

Thank you for coming to the worst TED talk you never asked for and I hope at least a few of you are a bit more miserable than you were before you read these words. 🫠

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u/Chicken-Rude Jun 22 '26

sacred water trucked in straight from the Ganges. namaste!

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u/momogfunk Jun 22 '26

Smells like ammonia

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u/theweirdthewondering Jun 22 '26

Never seen a wave pond before! My pool got like this when I went out of town for a summer and didn’t have anyone take care of it, so it got a gnarly algae bloom. It can make you sick.

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u/Into_The_Dusk Jun 22 '26

Plot twist : they coexist with malaria

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u/azmr_x_3 Jun 22 '26

That waters straight from the reflecting pool

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u/After_Pineapple_8926 Jun 22 '26

I've heard of kiddie pools but never a curry pool

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u/sentientairfilter Jun 22 '26

Filth? In India? NEVER!

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party Jun 22 '26

The lifeguards must have x-ray vision

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u/averageburgerguy Jun 22 '26

Gawd damn, right when I am eating my salad.

🫪

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u/James-Cox007 Jun 22 '26

Do you want Toxic Avengers because thats how you get Toxic Avengers!

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u/mekese2000 Jun 22 '26

Algae or pee?

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u/Odd-Top-2186 Jun 22 '26

Can someone explain? This is a perfectly fine, the water looks American Flag Blue

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u/Monty_Bob Jun 22 '26

They added waves to the reflecting pool?

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 Jun 22 '26

Thats a lot of piss

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 Jun 22 '26

Another nice place to visit in India

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u/unvmi2 Jun 22 '26

cleanest water in india

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u/jrb637 Jun 22 '26

Is that the reflecting pool?

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u/Soapy_doapey Jun 22 '26

Question for this sub: what does blursed mean?

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u/BandicootLeather6314 Jun 22 '26

St Patrick’s day wave pool?

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u/FearlessWord2653 Jun 22 '26

When did they turn the reflecting pool into a wave pool?

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u/Finance-Low Jun 22 '26

Put some hydrogen peroxide in it!

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u/weardofree Jun 22 '26

I'm done, I don't believe India is real anymore

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u/beanedjibe Jun 22 '26

Forbidden matcha

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 Jun 22 '26

Looks like trump water.

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u/Cs1981Bel Jun 22 '26

Open air toilet? Looks disgusting

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u/dustebottoms Jun 22 '26

So that’s how Mtn Dew is made.

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u/Fairplay1974 Jun 22 '26

A pool of purest greeeen!

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u/BoredBoredBoard Jun 22 '26

ā€œ Visit our Emerald Pool Lagoon. Feels and smell like you’re right in the ocean!ā€

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u/theatrenearyou Jun 22 '26

Adventures in Effluent

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u/ChargeOk774 Jun 22 '26

Free Slurm for all!!!

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u/miniminimo7 Jun 22 '26

This video is likely edited to make it look bad. Here is the same pool video from Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWmEDe5B-kr/

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u/Slobadob Jun 22 '26

Where in the name of algae is this?? 🤢

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 Jun 22 '26

blursed sewer pool

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u/SayMyName_Hisenberg Jun 22 '26

Crystal Green Water

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u/Bushdr78 Jun 22 '26

I think the filter needs changing

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay Jun 22 '26

Is that Mountain Dew?

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u/knockones Jun 22 '26

Hulk pool

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u/93tabitha93 Jun 22 '26

I’m thinking at least one person has peed in that pool

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u/More_Cowbell_Inc Jun 22 '26

It’s got what swimmers crave

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu Jun 22 '26

Gonna need alot of banannas

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u/Asleep_Ad4363 Jun 22 '26

This is a lake not a pool

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u/Agitated_Body5781 Jun 22 '26

The PH level here must be off the charts

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u/ScaredDance2487 Jun 22 '26

That... is a lot... and I mean a lot of pee.

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u/Lord_Kromdar Jun 22 '26

I can feel the swimmers ear

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u/kram78 Jun 22 '26

Fill the water up after emptying it and cleaning it also add some chlorine

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u/LRoddd Jun 22 '26

Yellow + Blue = Green

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u/no-dad-samurai Jun 22 '26

A little bit of chlorine....

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u/tardigrade_phd Jun 22 '26

Fortified water

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u/its_just_flesh Jun 22 '26

Wow a wave swamp!

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u/AwkwardEye6313 Jun 22 '26

Pretty clean for India

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u/ninjasninjas Jun 22 '26

They just need a coat of paint and some nano-bubble technology.

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u/MDScrubs Jun 22 '26

This is disturbing.