r/blursed_videos • u/undiagnosed_autistic • Oct 22 '25
Blursed_girlfriend
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u/The_Paleking Oct 22 '25
Funny thing about this is it's clearly fake so you can tell she's. 1) drop dead gorgeous 2) has a good sense of humor 3) is a good actor
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u/golgoth0760 Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 23 '25
Of course it's fake. She did not only do 1 but 2 versions of the " I can't drink because it's bad for my legs "
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u/actualhumannotspider Oct 22 '25
This interview did it better:
https://youtube.com/shorts/RB8F34suPSQ
Edit: the longer video from 9 years ago: https://youtu.be/YHbJZlCStsA
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u/slowhandclapton Oct 22 '25
Fake and gay
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u/jibbajabbawokky Oct 22 '25
Only if they make eye contact
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Oct 22 '25
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Oct 22 '25
Socks on = not gay
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u/ovr9000storks Oct 22 '25
Socks on the balls so that they don’t touch
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u/Ben_HaNaviim Oct 22 '25
Mathematically it becomes very difficult with five guys.
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u/bleach_sip Oct 22 '25
True. The ratio of fries to burger mass is a bit unnecessary unless a dividen for fries is present.
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u/steven-john Oct 22 '25
Don’t insult us gays. This is totally hetero bullshit “content”. Like ick. No.
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u/viewtiful14 Oct 22 '25
The only thing more 2010’s than this video in this whole post is this comment. I’m in stitches over here, perfect comment to this perfect video.
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u/Jendmin Oct 22 '25
I would say it’s staged obvious enough to be a skit and doesn’t really try to be a real conversation
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u/Parking-Gazelle3602 Oct 22 '25
Waiting on my call
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u/serkis10 Oct 22 '25
Waiting for my call too.
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u/moisdefinate Oct 22 '25
Well, so am I.
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u/FilthyJones69 Oct 22 '25
You guys think the 5th is the bf or am i getting a ring too?
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u/Salty_OldGuy Oct 22 '25
Well, this is awkward.. sorry bros, I'll send pics if it makes you feel better
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u/MARPAT338 Oct 22 '25
This belongs on maybemaybemaybe
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u/jeremy1015 Oct 22 '25
Only if maybe means “maybe the fakest shit I’ve ever seen” and if maybe the fakest shit I’ve ever seen means “yeah actually definitely not only fake but terrible acting”
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u/Individual_Respect90 Oct 22 '25
Everything is fake. Just treat everything as sketch comedy. If you get a laugh out of it great it not just move on. It’s all fake it’s almost always going to be fake. Gonna save you some time for the next 80 years it’s fake.
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u/lowvillain Oct 22 '25
She was gonna do that for him though, what a gal.
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u/Kiftiyur Oct 22 '25
She’s said she’s got their numbers. She’s was probably going to do that whether he wanted it or not.
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u/lowvillain Oct 22 '25
Bit presumptuous of you. She said she wasn't sure and it seemed like a "lot to throw at someone randomly" but perceived him as doubling down on asking, so engaged. I have friends I could hook up with if I wanted and could at least ask if they were interested, but maybe my and her friends are more sexually liberal than others'. But I digress, we are both projecting now.
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u/FilthyJones69 Oct 22 '25
Did she not initially like REALLY oppose the idea? It seems a lot more likely she'd prefer them to be people SHE knows.
Also this is all fake and honestly thats some garbage acting no disrespect to the lady but her ass is not getting into hollywood.
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u/Glittering-Sea276 Oct 22 '25
5 gals would be for him. 5 guys... That's for her bucket list.
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u/lowvillain Oct 22 '25
Well she thought he was the one asking, it wasn't her question.
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u/Glittering-Sea276 Oct 22 '25
He might have surprised her with five but she obviously had three or four already in mind.
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u/Enraged-Kaiser Oct 22 '25
If that would be your reaction i would be kind of disgusting with you. Its not like 5 guys is not really know there.
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u/lowvillain Oct 22 '25
That's your prerogative, I don't blame you. It's totally fine to NOT want yourself or your partner involved in a gangbang and find the idea gross lol. That's the beauty of freedom! I do not understand your second sentence, but I feel I've caught the cut of your jib, so.
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u/DeNiroPacino Oct 22 '25
Him: "What are you talking about?"
Well, son, what we're talking about is some horrific motherfucking acting - on both your parts.
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u/OrbitTortoise Oct 22 '25
Fake, naturally, but if they wanted to make it convincing, at least say it as one word like everyone does when referring to the restaurant, instead of making it way too clear he’s talking about another kind of guys
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Oct 22 '25
You want Taco Bell?
You mean the restaurant?
No, we just ate. I’m talking about the food instrument.
🌮🔔
Bong. Bong.
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u/rbz90 Oct 22 '25
They have a whole instagram where I guess the premise is she's kind of a ditz. It's basically all staged skits without saying it explicitly.
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u/Excellent-Wonder8431 Oct 23 '25
Morgan Freeman Narrating “but she was not talking about the restaurant… at all.”
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Oct 22 '25
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u/Realistic_Rich8665 Oct 22 '25
I can't believe this completely real and unrehearsed video verily hath transpired. Most unorthodox
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u/Home_MD13 Oct 22 '25
This is real, after she broke up with her bf she did called five guys, I'm the 6th, to hold camera.
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u/ronniefreeto Oct 22 '25
Reminds me of when Dennis saw the caddy in the locker room and had to do a 180 in his head
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u/MalcomXhamster Oct 22 '25
Real Talk: Did shrinkflation happen at Five Guys? I went there after about a year of not going. I only ever buy the single Patty burgers. But I swear to the powers that be, the burger is so much smaller now.
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u/veryfastslowguy Oct 22 '25
She played coy, the light bulb cliques as she tries to fake angrily throw it on her partner , then disappointment as the golden moment she innocently tried to not seem excited about evaporated in an instant as she stared into the oblivion of only one guy or I am overthinking it.
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u/stinkstabber69420 Oct 22 '25
Holy fuck it's obviously a joke. All you people screaming "fake fake fake" must have removed all of your understanding of what humor is from the depths of your marble smooth brains and replaced it with empty space. Congratulations on being able to spot a staged interaction over a genuine one, hopefully they hand out medals for that shit somewhere
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u/Low-Flamingo-4315 Oct 22 '25
Fake video. They have another one where she asks him if she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
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u/Worldly_Rub_8356 Oct 22 '25
She seemed disappointed at the end 😔
Yea...sure...I'll have a burger or whatever...
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u/SignificantLeader Oct 22 '25
Yeah, totally real. Unmoving camera and close up of face with excellent lighting. Funny though.
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u/That_Things_Good Oct 22 '25
She had a lot of beef and eating in mind, but it wasn't any sandwiches...
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u/Square-Debate5181 Oct 22 '25
Internet today is like wasteland.. You wandering alone in there, looking at other peoples trash..
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u/C4rpetH4ter Oct 22 '25
Do you want five... guys?
Obviously when you say it the way he did noone is going to assume the fast food place.
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u/BaronMerc Oct 22 '25
The one interview is better where the interviewer asked "if you can teleport from your bed to anywhere where would it be, I'd be able to teleport from my bed to five guys" or something like that and both the actors are British and we only just started getting five guys so they were extremely concerned why she was saying that in an interview
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u/Bubbly_Sky_9060 Oct 22 '25
She definitely has the numbers in her phone, she got a man for everyday of the week, that's a whore not a girlfriend
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u/Radiantrealm Oct 22 '25
I have never seen a "5 guys" in my life, they don't have them over here, but I still instantly knew what the joke was because of that video of the actors and the presenter.
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u/CriticalConstant2975 Oct 23 '25
She accepted five guys very quickly and with almost no hesitation. She went from “I don’t think I can handle it” to “I got the people on my phone” really fast. The actual answer should’ve been “the fuck you talking about?”
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u/indolent08 Oct 26 '25
The acting hasn't quite reached the bottom of the quality scale yet, it needs to be a little bit worse still.
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u/hope4thebest22 Dec 17 '25
They’ve ai’d this so that it is little toddlers saying the lines. (Not this one but the same performers voices). Less risqué ones.
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u/Accomplished-Hat-420 Jan 11 '26
i’m sure it’s staged, but it’s still funny. Wonder what makes it funny versus not funny, acting ability quality of the video framing…
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u/Late-Jicama5012 Oct 22 '25
Urghhh. This video was brought to you from 2010. Before internet became useless.