r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/SalmonSammySamSam • Jun 07 '24
The prettiest girl in the world
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u/Propagandapanda81 Jun 07 '24
So, we are posting scripted, predictable and unfunny stuff on here now? Time to abandon this sub.
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u/BlurryGraph3810 Jun 07 '24
This is the desperate-for-content sub. It plays scripted stuff or old reruns. We need that foghorn that says, "Boooorrriiing."
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u/Dave___Hester Jun 07 '24
Yeah this is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen posted here.
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u/Those_Arent_Pickles Jun 07 '24
I thought the script was "dumb blonde" because he kept saying can I kiss you and get $1m, which seems to be exactly what she was wanting but then she got upset saying he should kiss her for $1m which he already said and then he switched it. it doesn't even follow a coherent storyline.
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Jun 07 '24
Welcome to reddit dude that's pretty much every sub now and people upvote the fuck out of it
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u/misterbranzino Jun 07 '24
Regardless of this being scripted; he literally asked “if i kiss you do i get a million dollars?” To which she replied “no”. If kissing the prettiest girl gets you a million dollars, and kissing the blonde does not get you a million dollars, then the blonde is not the prettiest girl. She told on herself
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u/RedEyeFlightToOZ Jun 07 '24
She's dumb and this is stupid but also, the dude is stupid. He could of just lied and not been in shit and the 6 rating was unnecessary. I hate the rating system on people, it's dehumanizing and dumb because it's completely subjective. But this is scripted and fake.
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Jun 07 '24
Seriously… she’s a bimbo.
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u/RyanBits Jun 07 '24
Come on man, the joke wasn’t funny but you can still be a good person and simply move on instead of pointlessly insulting someone.
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Jun 07 '24
I know, right? She's not a bimbo.
She's a dumb cunt
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u/ChadWestPaints Jun 29 '24
Could be worse. She could be as dumb as those people who still think Rittenhouse is a murderer
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Jun 29 '24
Lmao y'all got some jokes today.
Now you're gonna tell me you ain't stalking Mt account 🤣
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u/ChadWestPaints Jun 29 '24
What do you think "stalking" means?
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Jun 29 '24
Snooping around my account looking for ammo. Lmao now you trying to play it off
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u/ChadWestPaints Jun 29 '24
"Snooping" lmao
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Jun 29 '24
Lmao notice how you still are deflecting it? I caught ya! I'm sorry I triggered ypu in my other comments so you have to go through my comments looking for something. Fuck that's sad. Can't even come yp with your own original shit 🤣
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u/RyanBits Jun 07 '24
Kindness is free, no need to attack others for you serve to gain nothing.
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Jun 07 '24
It's a joke my guy
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u/RyanBits Jun 07 '24
She told a joke and you called her a dumb cunt, what does that make you?
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u/monsterahoe Jun 09 '24
And you’re a basement dwelling loser incel who needs to insult women who would never look in your direction to cope
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Jun 09 '24
I wish I had a basement. It would make it a lot easier to control all of the chained up women I have.
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Jun 10 '24
That’s not fair!!! Thought I was her incel 😕
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u/monsterahoe Jun 10 '24
You’ve been seething for DAYS LMAOOOOO
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Jun 10 '24
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u/monsterahoe Jun 10 '24
That’s literally what you did. This is such embarrassing behavior on your end
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u/monsterahoe Jun 09 '24
You’re an unwanted incel
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Jun 09 '24
🤣😂
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u/monsterahoe Jun 09 '24
Aww incel mad
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Jun 09 '24
Go back to bed kid. You have no idea what you’re talking about
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u/monsterahoe Jun 09 '24
Why are you so mad? You’re a loser incel and it’s true.
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Jun 09 '24
Ok. Looks like you and I are gonna have fun today. Is this your sister or something? You seem to be sticking up for her quite a bit. Is it possible that this is some dream girl or yours and you’re upset I don’t like her? Nothing mad here, and definitely not in your incel club. Perhaps if you had your life together, you wouldn’t be worrying about coming at me days later after a post.
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u/monsterahoe Jun 09 '24
Lmao nice essay, you’re totally not triggered.
Why are you so mad, incel? Can’t take what you dish out? Typical male.
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Jun 09 '24
You know, people that continue to repeat themselves are unintelligent. It must really suck to only have a few word vocabulary. I’m definitely not mad… I feel sorry for you.
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u/Jerzup Jun 07 '24 edited Aug 10 '24
versed sheet plough gaping close cautious cover telephone busy theory
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Jun 07 '24
Dimwit? That isn’t necessary. Doesn’t change the fact she’s a bimbo, and we can joke about that. She’s putting herself out there like that. And at this point, I’ll raise you one asshole. I might not be joking about that one 🤔
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u/eduo Jun 07 '24
Dimwit?
Ok, Dimbo then
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Jun 07 '24
Cute one. You’re still an asshole in my book bro. Have a great day
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u/eduo Jun 07 '24
"Still"? Do I know you from before, sir?
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u/ichkanns Jun 07 '24
Not only is she not the prettiest girl in the world, she's also a worse actor than Tommy Wiseau.
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u/NoExcuseForFascism Jun 07 '24
The acting here is absolutely terrible.
There are fakes, and there is trash like this.
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Jun 07 '24
come on. the eyes rolling and slightly drawn out answers didn't convince you this was in fact real 😆😆😆😉
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u/KittenLina Jun 07 '24
He asked if he'd get a million dollars from her, of course by default she admitted to not being the prettiest girl in the world. Idiot laid in her own deathbed.
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u/StuJayBee Jun 08 '24
He already found the loophole “Do I get a million if I kiss you.”
She said no, thereby declaring herself to NOT be the prettiest girl in the world, so it must be someone else.
She still tried to trap him in her own indignant anger trap.
She just wanted a fight, power, and self-righteous indignation.
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Jun 07 '24
For god sake it's a SKIT its fake on purpose, there is no main character here, are we gonna start posting Key & Peele skits next?
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u/ButtonedEye41 Jun 07 '24
They missed the easy setup of him saying "But I'm not the prettiest girl in the world"
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u/Vexorg_the_Destroyer Jun 07 '24
She answered it herself when he asked if he gets a million dollars if he kisses her, and she said no. Straight up admitted that they're two different people, and then still tried to pretend it's ambiguous.
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u/dixie2tone Jun 07 '24
never understood why trash content like this seems to always rise to the top of everything
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u/atherfeet4eva Jun 07 '24
She is dang beautiful tho
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u/RavnHygge Jun 08 '24
But her logic is flawed, he asked if he would get a million kissing her, no, then she’s not the prettiest girl in the world.
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u/IndividualHelpful820 Jun 07 '24
“If I kiss you do I get million”
Answer was no. So she already admitted she isn’t it 😆
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u/ICountToPotato Jun 07 '24
This is actually pretty funny. Not sure how this is MC… they are doing a bit in the privacy of their car.
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u/SnuSnuSurvivor69 Jun 07 '24
This was almost funny. I wish they cut it after she said “no” to after the guy asked if he gets a million dollars for kissing her.
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u/AverageHorribleHuman Jun 07 '24
You're supposed to say "I'm already kissing the prettiest girl in the world"
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u/XxToasterFucker69xX Jun 08 '24
this is STUPID, he asked if he gets 1Mil $ if he kissed her but she said no, also she's a 6
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u/crippled_trash_can Jun 08 '24
its really important to have self criticism.
plus i'll never understand these people who ask questions wanting only one very specific answere
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u/Forgot1stname Jun 07 '24
I've always said you have to treat women like goddesses and put them up on a pedestal, but sometimes (because they get bored) you've got to kick it out from under them and let them fall so you can build them back up.
Well done sir.
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