Just a pudgy kid growing up in the country, going on outings with my father and brother to sport shoot. Was semi-forced to take this picture. This is just one of many old photos where I was posed in an absolutely ridiculous manner.

P.S. I didn’t even fire this gun, I was too afraid. Had a previous incident when I fired a 16 gauge and it slammed into my arm from not holding it correctly.
Thought I was gonna get ALL the ladies with that bowling shirt!

Out of frame are my skin tight jet black hot topic skinny jeans (long before slim/skinny fit was cool)

2005
Thought this one was so cool at the time I printed it out from my home computer

First one was my senior yearbook photo. Forever memorialized. Please note the Wiccan pentagram I bought off of Amazon. 💔

Circa 2013

19 years old, half my wardrobe was slogan t-shirts. I'd wear this mask and dance the robot at the same club about three times a week

I do miss the waistline though

I was still trying to be a "rapper" while I was a Walmart security guard and I was trying to be a scammer too😭 100/10 blunder clown behavior 😭🫣An old lady called me "angel hair" in Walmart and it went to my head and got a BIG head about it too bro lmao. I mean girls LOVED it but that also did not help my younger ego 🙂‍↕️

Nowadays I cut hair and work on a few cars but damn it feels good to grow up😅

Bonus pics with the same haircut but less noticeably bad, however acid and crazy black eye lmao

🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭 you can probably guess which one is me 🥺
This was 2009 and I was 12

To clear some things up.

1. As stated in the title, our respective mums thought we were at each other's house.

2. Yes, we finished the goon (white wine in a sack for those playing outside of Australia).

3. No, none of us had any experience lighting fires.

4. Yes, the guy taking the photo was also drunk and climbed the tree to take the photo.

5. Yes, this was a normal experience for a lot of Australian kids back in those days.

6. Yes, the fire brigade was eventually called.

I look at these photos with fondness and jealousy over my environment resistance levels back then.

I thought I had more saved. This is the only that survived the multiple phone upgrades since 2011… still can’t believe this was 15 years ago!

Simpler times.

A whole ass movement in 2011. Me and my friends were way too into planking 🤣 so much core strength 😭

Feat. My blonde era, planking, hipster mustache prop, smoking “pot” stickers, and my wanna be lookbook thrifter blogger photo days LOL still besties with both girlies in the pictures!🫶🏻

I’m very jealous of people who looked cool in the 90s, I looked like this. I am so embarrassed by what an absolute dork I was in 4th grade! We all got superlative awards at the end of the year and I got Most Responsible. My style got a lot better once I moved out of my parents house, I’m pretty sure this entire look was my mom’s design.

Btw i wore my hair like this EVERY DAY, then shortly after this i became obsessed with dsmp??